I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.

the next day.

Because the fishing value increased so fast yesterday, it increased by more than 3000 in one day, and now there is only 5000 left to win the lottery.

This made Qin Xun a little excited. He woke up early in the morning before the alarm went off.

After washing up, he rode an electric bicycle for the first time to deliver food in the early morning.

Try to catch another fish before going to work to help the progress of the lottery.

After I get to work, I'll go find Liu Yiyi to catch up on old times and try to get the fishing value in a day or two.

Draw prizes!

After picking up an order for breakfast three kilometers away, Qin Xun spent 40 minutes delivering it after a delay, which earned him a negative review from the customer.

He is very happy.

His bad habit of fishing was recognized by another customer.

Obtained 10 points of fishing value.

I looked at the time and saw that it was already 08:30, which is exactly the time I usually go to work.

suddenly.

He also saw a bunch of unread messages in the Weixin work group.

Click in to have a look.

"Roger that!"

"Roger that!"

"Roger that!"

……

The queue is neat.

He flipped it up and saw an announcement from Cheng Wan.

[Dear Oak friends, because the general manager of the company will officially start work today, a morning meeting will be temporarily added today. Please dress in standard clothes and attend work on time. 】

"He was finally released from prostitution?"

Qin Xun was a little uneasy, feeling that his appearance would disrupt his happy fishing rhythm.

Suddenly, he thought that it was already 08:30 and felt that something was wrong.

The place where I am now is in the opposite direction of the company, which is 3 kilometers further than usual.

We set off at this time and usually get stuck at work, so why don’t we be late today?

No 30 yuan deduction for being late?

Is it a bit impolite for the general manager to give him a slap on the wrist for being late on his first day at work?

It will be regarded as a thorn in the side and focused on!

I have to make a good impression on the general manager.

Let him know that I am a good citizen who is civilized, establishes new practices, loves work, and never fishes for fish!

"Take the long way!"

Qin Xun thought for a moment, then got on the electric bike and turned the switch, making a buzzing sound.

This one is an electric motorcycle.

Third hand, but full of power.

He ran directly to the mountain road on the edge of Haicheng, preparing to avoid the crowded electric vehicles, traffic lights, and old ladies crossing the road in the city center, and go straight to the company in a big circle.

Qin Xun directly turned on the overclocking mode to drive, the wind whistling in his ears.

Five or six minutes later, the motorcycle went up the mountain road.

The mountain road is winding and rugged.

Fortunately, the road surface quality is very good and there are no other vehicles.

Qin Xun's speed is faster!

suddenly!

He heard a roar behind him, and when he looked in the rearview mirror, he saw a black motorcycle approaching from a distance, chasing after him.

Probably a motorcycle enthusiast.

The sick kind.

Those who are not sick go to the streets at night.

"Didi—Didi—Didi—"

A dense and harsh sound sounded.

The motorcycle chased Qin Xun.

Qin Xun turned around and saw a slightly fat man wearing a black helmet on the motorcycle.

The man turned his head, raised his middle finger, and heard a voice coming from the tightly wrapped helmet.

Deep and magnetic, but not male or female.

"Is an electric motorcycle also suitable for mountain roads?"

Done.

Juechen rode the motorcycle, leaving Qin Xun far behind.

How can Qin Xun tolerate this?

Turn the switch all the way and give chase.

Now this section of the road is straight, and he is being thrown further and further away, but Qin Xun knows that the next section will have more than a dozen turns.

He didn't believe that this motorcycle dared to corner without slowing down like him.

On straight roads, you only need to turn the throttle, but on curved roads, you need to rely on technique.

In the overclocking mode, Qin Xun pushed the switch to the bottom without slowing down at all. When he passed the 10th corner, he finally caught up with the motorcycle.

Niu Xiaojun on the motorcycle was shocked when he saw Qin Xun chasing him. He slowed down and turned to look at Qin Xun, wanting to praise his driving skills.

Or maybe become a riding buddy.

But he heard Qin Xun mocking loudly.

"How dare you learn to bend with this skill?"

After saying that, he made a beautiful bend, almost touching the ground, and walked away.

Niu Xiaojun was stunned for a moment.

"Hey!"

"Fuck you!"

Twist the accelerator and corner the car.

The speed is very fast, but slower than Qin Xun.

After that, it’s another short straight stretch.

Niu Xiaojun caught up with Qin Xun and cursed loudly.

"I'm fucking you uncle!"

How could Qin Xun spoil her and turn around to scold her.

"I call you your mother!"

Another bend.

He left Niu Xiaojun behind again.

After that it's a straight road again.

Niu Xiaojun caught up with him and scolded him again.

"You son of a bitch!"

Qin Xun scolded him.

"Things that are not as good as animals!"

Repeat this for the next eight or nine turns.

They cursed each other eight or nine times.

Neither of their family trees were protected.

……

ten minutes later.

The two entered the city.

Qin Xun and Niu Xiaojun were driving side by side at a very fast speed, slowly following the flood of electric cars of office workers.

The two of them were still squirting at each other happily.

"brute!"

"damn thing!"

"Son of a bitch!"

"Mongrel!"

……

It has become a beautiful scenery on the road.

They were so frightened that the electric cars around them did not dare to approach them.

suddenly.

Qin Xun saw several traffic policemen standing at the traffic light intersection in front of him from a distance. He didn't know whether they were checking helmets or electric vehicle license plates.

However, motorcycles are prohibited in Haicheng.

Whether it's an oil or electric motorcycle.

Niu Xiaojun glanced at it from a distance, turned his head, opened the helmet visor, exposed his eyes and nose, and looked at Qin Xun coldly.

"Boy, remember this face of mine."

"Today, I still have business to do, so I'll let you go first."

She emphasized her tone and continued.

"I'll wait for you on the mountain at six o'clock tomorrow morning."

After saying that, she rode her motorcycle, turned around and drove towards the left side road to avoid the checking traffic police.

"female?"

"A tomboy?"

Qin Xun shook his head, thinking that she was very naive.

Looking at her retreating back, he sneered and murmured.

"Sicha, there are traffic police waiting for you at the intersection over there."

After saying that, he drove the car directly onto the sidewalk next to him, found a place surrounded by a bunch of chaotic electric vehicles, and stuffed the electric motorcycle in.

Hidden inside, pretending to be an ordinary electric car.

Then, he scanned a shared electric vehicle and drove towards the company with full power.

……

Finally, Qin Xun stepped into the company.

He sat down at the workstation, unbuttoned one of his clothes, and let out the enveloping heat.

suddenly.

He turned to look at Xia Ning and saw that she was wearing a mask and there was a look of pain between her eyebrows.

"Xiaoxia, what's wrong with you?"

Xia Ning turned to look at Qin Xun.

"It's okay, maybe I have the flu. My stomach hurts a little."

Qin Xun is very heartwarming.

"Drink more hot water."

Xia Ning: "..."

Qin Xun looked around for a week and saw that every colleague was dressed smartly today, with white shirts and black trousers, as formal as an MLM company. He looked down at his T-shirt and couldn't help but feel a little dissatisfied.

This is just like a person who is late for class will feel very comfortable when he sees another person who is late.

If you commit a crime, it’s better to have a companion!

Now, he feels very lonely.

His eyes fell far away on the general manager's office and he asked Xia Ning softly.

"Xiaoxia, where is our beloved general manager?"

Xia Ning was a little surprised.

"You don't call people dogs anymore?"

Qin Xun waved his hands repeatedly.

"This has never happened before. I've always been a civilized person, so why would I say dirty words?"

Xia Ning snorted coldly and turned her head, too lazy to look at him again.

This guy is a master at adapting to the changing circumstances.

Now that the "general manager" is about to appear, why don't you call people "dog-like" and call them "dear and beloved"?