I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.

Off stage.

Everyone looked at Stankang on the stage, their eyes wide open, and they were all silent.

Live broadcast room barrage.

[I think he might be crazy? 】

[I am very worried about his mental state! 】

[I have always felt that those who study medicine are absolutely rational people. 】

[Everyone’s constitution is different. Just because you can’t see God doesn’t mean others can’t. 】

[But the way he described God's appearance was dark and rapidly growing, exactly like the state of my cow. 】

[Is God exactly the same as Stan Kang? Isn't this schizophrenia? 】

[Please be tolerant of a miracle doctor! 】

……

Stankang's voice was soft and gentle as he continued to speak.

The voice was as gentle as a lover's whisper.

"God walked up to Wo, and Wo asked very piously: 'Who is Mu'?"

"God spoke to me in a tone full of divine radiance..."

His eyes scanned the people under the stage.

"God said 'I am your daddy.'"

The voice just fell.

Dean: "???"

Qin Xun tried hard not to laugh.

Don't dare to laugh.

Don't dare to smile a little.

Under the stage.

The reporters and Internet celebrities all opened their mouths.

Just like a toad.

Live broadcast rooms of various Internet celebrities.

[Is this your daddy? 】

[Looking at this tone and style, this God is from the Dragon Kingdom? 】

[Except for people from the Dragon Kingdom, I can’t think of any other country where people are so keen on being fathers. 】

[Dr. Stankang must have completed an epic operation and gone crazy with excitement, right? 】

[He mistakenly thought that the person who looked exactly like him was the other person's offspring, but it was also forced and reduced, and it was somewhat reasonable. 】

[I don’t think anyone will dare to say that God is a bitch in the future. There are victims here... No, the lucky ones have seen God’s tricks with their own eyes! 】

【God is father! 】

……

Stankang smiled and looked blankly, recalling everything that happened in the office.

The memory is a little fuzzy, a little dreamy.

But he still remembered the general direction of things.

Stan Kang continued.

"God took out an extremely sharp scalpel from his trouser pocket and showed it to me."

"Talking to take the nest to heaven!"

"Immediately afterwards, I heard a burst of singing from heaven."

He frowned slightly, racked his brains, tried to recall the song, and hummed softly.

"Baby...baby...why are you...so good."

"La la la la la la la la!"

Qin Xun: "???"

Was this Stan Kang's brain damaged by sleeping pills?

Or was your brain damaged by hypnosis?

Is the dog-licking filter for God so strong?

I put the switchblade on his neck and he said I was showing him a scalpel?

"My child, my child, why are you so bad?" has become "Baby, baby, why are you so good?"

Except for Stan Kang, everyone else on the stage was silent.

Off the stage, everyone was stunned.

The total number of people in the live broadcast rooms of various Internet celebrities has exceeded 50.

Barrage poured out like crazy.

[Ah—I don’t understand! My head feels so itchy, I'm going to grow a brain! 】

[Can anyone explain to me what he is talking about? 】

[Whose God is so boring that he takes out a scalpel from his crotch and plays a song for him? 】

[Is God singing a children’s song? 】

[Or Longguo dialect? 】

[Pass it down, God is a dragon countryman! 】

[Pass it on, God is a daddy! 】

[Pass it on, God is a dragon daddy! 】

……

on the stage.

Stankang showed a sweet smile like a hot-faced girl, holding the microphone tightly with both hands, like holding a bunch of roses, with a happy expression on his face.

His voice was soft and soft.

"Later, Nest woke up!"

"God gave me two gifts."

He looked down the stage and saw the expectant looks on their faces, and pointed at his eyes.

"The first thing is, God said that labor and management will give you two wuwu."

"Then Wo gets God's medal."

Dean: "???"

No, is he really crazy?

Qin Xun: "..."

It shouldn’t be!

People who believe in God shouldn't be as brainless as people who believe in Chicken Brother!

He took two punches from me and seemed to be very proud?

Off stage.

Reporters and Internet celebrities looked at Shi Stankang in a different way, becoming somewhat sympathetic.

The number of people in each live broadcast room continues to rise.

The barrage is even more crazy.

[Although it is rude to say this, but I want to ask... Is he not sick? 】

【God's gift? Did labor and management give you two wuwu? 】

[The quality of this God is not very high! 】

[Whose God beats and curses people? 】

[Dr. Stankang still had a look of enjoyment on his face and seemed to be a bit of a jerk! 】

[God’s medal, two nests? Hahahaha I was laughing so hard! 】

……

on the stage.

Stankang was very satisfied when he saw that it was quiet below.

Thinking that everyone was affected by his story, they also had great respect for God at this time, so they expressed their respect with silence.

With a somewhat proud look on his face, he continued to tell.

"The second gift."

Having said this, he paused for a moment, with a hint of shyness on his face.

He slowly stretched out his right hand, spread his fingers, and violently grabbed his crotch.

"The hand of God!"

"The second gift was given by God!"

"After that, Wo lost consciousness and must have reached heaven."

He said slowly.

"The nest has never felt so peaceful."

Qin Xun looked at the extremely pious expression on Shi Dankang's face and pursed his lips hard.

I kept thinking about the scene when I was chased by a Tiger tank in a small hotel, and I was afraid that I would laugh out loud.

The dean couldn't bear it any longer, opened his mouth wide, and let out a exclamation.

"what?"

Hospital leaders.

"what??"

Experts: “Huh???”

Reporters: "Huh???"

Internet celebrities: “Huh????”

At this time, the whole world seemed to be echoing.

"what?????"

In the live broadcast room, the barrage went crazy.

【ah? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【ah? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[What a divine hand! 】

[This is like being crotched! 】

[What does it mean to lose consciousness and reach heaven? He obviously fainted! 】

[Ball pain is a level 10 pain, more painful than giving birth. Does Stankang enjoy it? 】

[What does it mean that my heart has never been so peaceful? You... I don’t even know what to say! 】

[It turns out that when Buddhism talks about cutting off the roots of troubles, it’s not the hair, it’s that thing! 】

[When God gives a gift to someone, he first punches him twice and then picks up his crotch? 】

[God seems to be very interested in spherical objects, first the eyes, then the balls. Girls, you have two big balls, be careful of God! 】

[First use the knife, then two punches, and then pick out the crotch. This sounds like being robbed by a gangster, right? 】

[If he is not schizophrenic, then I should be! 】

[Now I know why Stan Kang was kneeling on the ground just now, trembling all over and yelling yes and no again. This was because he was being robbed! 】

[I heard that when people suffer great pain, the brain automatically embellishes those scenes? 】

……

suddenly!

a reporter shouted.

"Dr. Stankang, what you said is too absurd and too difficult to believe."

"Why don't you want to admit that this operation was a result of your own extraordinary performance?"

"Do you have to give it to God?"

She paused and raised her voice.

"Maybe there's a hidden meaning in it."

"Do you think there is a possibility that you were hijacked in the office?"