NOVEL SIMPLE I'm an almighty star
Chapter 72 The so-called hero of ancient times
Chapter 72 The so-called hero of ancient times
[A-shares once again staged a myth of plummeting, with more than 2000 stocks in the two cities falling by the limit, and PetroChina, which was listed in 08, fell below a new low again...]
It seems that the effect of swiping news and telling jokes is good, Mo Bai swiped a news again.
This is a piece of news about the stock market.
Mo Bai just finished reading, and all the users who bought stocks in the channel swiped the screen one after another.
"Grass, I lost 1000 yuan today."
"A-share is so disgusting."
"I am the most pitiful one. The PetroChina I bought for 48 yuan has dropped to 5 yuan now. Do you think I feel bad?"
As the world's most bearish stock market, China A-shares, whenever his news appeared, he was greeted by countless people like a national football team.
Seeing a group of friends who were miserable by the stock market, Mo Bai smiled and said: "It seems that everyone is so interested in stocks, that's good, it's boring to read the news all the time, so let's talk about this stock. , I want to tell you that I am also a stock trader, and I also made 100 million in the stock market, and I am now a millionaire."
Mo Bai used to read news and seldom interacted with netizens. Now Mo Bai communicates with everyone from time to time, and many fans have sent countless gifts.
"Very good, it turns out that you also play stocks."
"Hoohoho, sect master, come and come, talk about some fun things you have with the stock."
"Yes, teach us a little secret, how did you become a millionaire?"
A good joke is not only funny and fun, but also has to dig a big hole.Obviously, Mo Bai dug a big hole with just one or two sentences.When everyone was asked how to become a millionaire by Mo Bai's routine, Mo Bai replied blankly: "Actually, there is no secret, I turned out to be a billionaire."
When Mo Bai revealed the real secret, the entire channel exploded.
"My God, I laughed so hard that I vomited blood. Billionaire fired into a millionaire, Master, your secret is really good."
"The joke of the elementary school students didn't make me laugh out of my breath. This stock market joke is coming again. I, I, am going to laugh and cramp today."
"6666, I won't help anyone when I'm drunk, I'll help you."
"Lord, your live broadcast has a personality, go ahead, you have created a big live broadcast trend."
[Now let's pay attention to an online game news, Tianchen OL international version has exceeded 60 simultaneous online, breaking the monopoly of Dasheng Dragon Soul. At present, Dasheng Group has signed a contract with Korean games to introduce Cangtian OL...]
After reading the stock market news, Mo Bai started a piece of news about the game.
This news is said to be news, but it is also closely related to Mo Bai.
"I believe that all the old drivers also play games, in fact, I also play."
After the news, it is naturally the time for news meme comments.
Although this kind of news joke comment has just begun, but Mo Bai is already very skilled.
"Wow, Master, you have a wide range of hobbies, that is, stocks and games."
"Yeah, teacher, what game are you playing, let's PK together."
"Master, I strongly hope that you will explode your ID."
The joy of live streaming is that there are a lot of people interacting with you.
Therefore, as long as there is a live broadcast, some netizens can stay out of the house for a month.
Although Mo Bai made a live broadcast to gain popularity, this interactive live broadcast also made Mo Bai feel very interesting.
"It doesn't matter if you report your ID. I'm afraid everyone will come to me when the time comes, so how can I play games. However, when it comes to games, I remember one thing. Once I played Tianchen OL International in an Internet cafe. Version, there is a girl watching TV series next to her. When it was close to 9 o'clock in the evening, this girl didn't want to watch TV series anymore, and told me that there was only one person in her family, and she hoped that I could go to her house for dinner with her, Then pay her to play a game. Moreover, the girl also added that this game is the most fun game in the world, and it is also the game that countless players dream of and dream about..."
"Wow, I didn't expect the sect master to have such a good encounter, why I often go to Internet cafes and never meet them.
"It depends on looks."
"What's the face value, you can see that the leader is the real old driver. Otherwise, there are so many handsome guys in the Internet cafe, and the other handsome guys don't pay attention to this girl, so I specifically tell the leader."
"Don't be arguing, I still want to hear the following things. Sect Master, please describe the following things to us."
"Damn it, the people upstairs are shameless. How can I share this kind of thing with everyone. But, to be honest, teacher, I really want to know, when will there be a live broadcast."
"Passing by with the live broadcast."
People comment from time to time.
However, Mo Bai said calmly at this time: "Hey, you guys, where did you go? When I heard what this girl said, I laughed at that time, I decisively rejected her, Nima, this Is there a more fun game in the world than Tianchen OL international version?"
Is there a more fun game in this world than Tianchen OL International Edition?
This seems like a calm answer, but the amount of information in it is incomparably large.
"Pfft..."
"Eyes, my eyes."
"Blind my alloy dog eyes, Master Ju, my whole family has obeyed you."
"I can't stand it anymore, I can't stand it anymore, sect master, you compensate me for the keyboard. I just sprayed all my food on the keyboard, you pay, you pay."
"I finally know why so many people play Tianchen OL. It turns out that this game is more fun than sister paper."
"Sect Master, you are my idol."
"Master, I want to give birth to monkeys for you."
"Sheng wool, even if you are willing to give birth to a giant monkey for the leader, the leader doesn't have time to give birth to you, so you have to play games."
God's turning point's comments set off another wave of rewards.
Of course, the most satisfying thing for Mo Bai is that under the stimulation of his various jokes, his channel has exceeded 12 simultaneous online.
"Last news..."
Looking at the live broadcast for almost 2 hours, Mo Bai felt that it was almost the same, so he prepared the last news.
[A citizen of Jiangzhong City killed the neighbor with a knife because the neighbor scolded him...]
How do you rate this news?
This piece of news is of course a tragedy, but blame the one who cursed, or the one who killed.
The truth is that both are at fault, and the friend who kills is even more at fault.
It's just that Mo Bai didn't want such a comment.
Even if Mo Bai can comment on this piece of news with a joke, after saying so many jokes, Mo Bai is ready to give a more positive and educational evaluation to everyone after this piece of news.
Looking at the different evaluations of the two people on the channel, a piece of "Liuhou Lun" from the previous life "Mr. Su Dongpo" blurted out: "The so-called heroic people in ancient times must have their own specialties. Human feelings are not a ninja, When a man sees humiliation, he draws his sword and stands up to fight. …”
(End of this chapter)
[A-shares once again staged a myth of plummeting, with more than 2000 stocks in the two cities falling by the limit, and PetroChina, which was listed in 08, fell below a new low again...]
It seems that the effect of swiping news and telling jokes is good, Mo Bai swiped a news again.
This is a piece of news about the stock market.
Mo Bai just finished reading, and all the users who bought stocks in the channel swiped the screen one after another.
"Grass, I lost 1000 yuan today."
"A-share is so disgusting."
"I am the most pitiful one. The PetroChina I bought for 48 yuan has dropped to 5 yuan now. Do you think I feel bad?"
As the world's most bearish stock market, China A-shares, whenever his news appeared, he was greeted by countless people like a national football team.
Seeing a group of friends who were miserable by the stock market, Mo Bai smiled and said: "It seems that everyone is so interested in stocks, that's good, it's boring to read the news all the time, so let's talk about this stock. , I want to tell you that I am also a stock trader, and I also made 100 million in the stock market, and I am now a millionaire."
Mo Bai used to read news and seldom interacted with netizens. Now Mo Bai communicates with everyone from time to time, and many fans have sent countless gifts.
"Very good, it turns out that you also play stocks."
"Hoohoho, sect master, come and come, talk about some fun things you have with the stock."
"Yes, teach us a little secret, how did you become a millionaire?"
A good joke is not only funny and fun, but also has to dig a big hole.Obviously, Mo Bai dug a big hole with just one or two sentences.When everyone was asked how to become a millionaire by Mo Bai's routine, Mo Bai replied blankly: "Actually, there is no secret, I turned out to be a billionaire."
When Mo Bai revealed the real secret, the entire channel exploded.
"My God, I laughed so hard that I vomited blood. Billionaire fired into a millionaire, Master, your secret is really good."
"The joke of the elementary school students didn't make me laugh out of my breath. This stock market joke is coming again. I, I, am going to laugh and cramp today."
"6666, I won't help anyone when I'm drunk, I'll help you."
"Lord, your live broadcast has a personality, go ahead, you have created a big live broadcast trend."
[Now let's pay attention to an online game news, Tianchen OL international version has exceeded 60 simultaneous online, breaking the monopoly of Dasheng Dragon Soul. At present, Dasheng Group has signed a contract with Korean games to introduce Cangtian OL...]
After reading the stock market news, Mo Bai started a piece of news about the game.
This news is said to be news, but it is also closely related to Mo Bai.
"I believe that all the old drivers also play games, in fact, I also play."
After the news, it is naturally the time for news meme comments.
Although this kind of news joke comment has just begun, but Mo Bai is already very skilled.
"Wow, Master, you have a wide range of hobbies, that is, stocks and games."
"Yeah, teacher, what game are you playing, let's PK together."
"Master, I strongly hope that you will explode your ID."
The joy of live streaming is that there are a lot of people interacting with you.
Therefore, as long as there is a live broadcast, some netizens can stay out of the house for a month.
Although Mo Bai made a live broadcast to gain popularity, this interactive live broadcast also made Mo Bai feel very interesting.
"It doesn't matter if you report your ID. I'm afraid everyone will come to me when the time comes, so how can I play games. However, when it comes to games, I remember one thing. Once I played Tianchen OL International in an Internet cafe. Version, there is a girl watching TV series next to her. When it was close to 9 o'clock in the evening, this girl didn't want to watch TV series anymore, and told me that there was only one person in her family, and she hoped that I could go to her house for dinner with her, Then pay her to play a game. Moreover, the girl also added that this game is the most fun game in the world, and it is also the game that countless players dream of and dream about..."
"Wow, I didn't expect the sect master to have such a good encounter, why I often go to Internet cafes and never meet them.
"It depends on looks."
"What's the face value, you can see that the leader is the real old driver. Otherwise, there are so many handsome guys in the Internet cafe, and the other handsome guys don't pay attention to this girl, so I specifically tell the leader."
"Don't be arguing, I still want to hear the following things. Sect Master, please describe the following things to us."
"Damn it, the people upstairs are shameless. How can I share this kind of thing with everyone. But, to be honest, teacher, I really want to know, when will there be a live broadcast."
"Passing by with the live broadcast."
People comment from time to time.
However, Mo Bai said calmly at this time: "Hey, you guys, where did you go? When I heard what this girl said, I laughed at that time, I decisively rejected her, Nima, this Is there a more fun game in the world than Tianchen OL international version?"
Is there a more fun game in this world than Tianchen OL International Edition?
This seems like a calm answer, but the amount of information in it is incomparably large.
"Pfft..."
"Eyes, my eyes."
"Blind my alloy dog eyes, Master Ju, my whole family has obeyed you."
"I can't stand it anymore, I can't stand it anymore, sect master, you compensate me for the keyboard. I just sprayed all my food on the keyboard, you pay, you pay."
"I finally know why so many people play Tianchen OL. It turns out that this game is more fun than sister paper."
"Sect Master, you are my idol."
"Master, I want to give birth to monkeys for you."
"Sheng wool, even if you are willing to give birth to a giant monkey for the leader, the leader doesn't have time to give birth to you, so you have to play games."
God's turning point's comments set off another wave of rewards.
Of course, the most satisfying thing for Mo Bai is that under the stimulation of his various jokes, his channel has exceeded 12 simultaneous online.
"Last news..."
Looking at the live broadcast for almost 2 hours, Mo Bai felt that it was almost the same, so he prepared the last news.
[A citizen of Jiangzhong City killed the neighbor with a knife because the neighbor scolded him...]
How do you rate this news?
This piece of news is of course a tragedy, but blame the one who cursed, or the one who killed.
The truth is that both are at fault, and the friend who kills is even more at fault.
It's just that Mo Bai didn't want such a comment.
Even if Mo Bai can comment on this piece of news with a joke, after saying so many jokes, Mo Bai is ready to give a more positive and educational evaluation to everyone after this piece of news.
Looking at the different evaluations of the two people on the channel, a piece of "Liuhou Lun" from the previous life "Mr. Su Dongpo" blurted out: "The so-called heroic people in ancient times must have their own specialties. Human feelings are not a ninja, When a man sees humiliation, he draws his sword and stands up to fight. …”
(End of this chapter)
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