I'm really immortal

Liu Changan pointed to the sycamore tree behind him and said to Gao Cunyi, "Just forget it if you hit and die on this tree."

Gao Cunyi is upright and a little stubborn by nature, but he is not a fool.

"How about I find a locust tree for you?" Liu Changan suspected that Gao Cunyi looked down on the sycamore tree. After all, the locust tree has a nobler status. The so-called three locust trees and nine thorns, only those ranked third are qualified to be paired with the locust tree. The so-called "Locust Tree" "In the political context, the meaning of the word "ding" is extraordinary. Needless to say, being able to be placed alongside "ding" is of course very noble.

Therefore, many people who wanted to commit suicide would hit a locust tree to kill themselves, which was "death by touching a locust tree." This was a shocking thing in ancient times, and it might even be recorded in the annals of history.

"Jin Linggong sent Ji Qi to assassinate Xuanzi Zhao Dun, but Ji Qi saw that Zhao Dun believed that Zhao Dun was the leader of the people and was unwilling to kill him. To harm a loyal person is to be disloyal, and to disobey the king's orders is to be unbelieving. We are caught in such a dilemma. He chose a locust tree to hit him to death. "Zuo Zhuan" records it this way. It's just that Jiu Lin went to assassinate Zhao Dun early in the morning and had no companions. His mental activities and words were still recorded. According to the annals of history, I don’t know how Zuo Qiuming knew... In fact, Ji Qi was killed. After all, there was a need to protect Zhao Dun at that time..."

Gao Cunyi stared blankly at Liu Changan's nonsense. He was just a martial arts practitioner. It was really a headache to meet such a talented person... No, this Liu Changan was much braver than him. Why did he drop his book bag with such an elegant person here?

"Of course you can have a locust tree in front of Zhao Dun's house, but unfortunately I am an ordinary person and there is only a big sycamore tree in front of the door." Liu Changan paused, "You have diverted your thoughts. The point is, aren't you in a dilemma now? On the one hand, it is hard to disobey the teacher's orders. On the other hand, facing an innocent and lively child like Zhou Dongdong, I feel guilty and want to die. Furthermore, if you can't beat me, if you don't hit me and die under this tree, is there any other choice? "

Who is going to divert your thoughts? But Gao Cunyi actually felt that what Liu Changan said was very reasonable. He couldn't help but look at the sycamore tree, and then he immediately shook his head and woke up. He was extremely embarrassed and said, "Liu Changan, I don't want to die. You will destroy me too." Come on, I’ll go to the hospital and lie down!”

Liu Changan patted him on the shoulder.

Gao Cunyi only felt as if his body had been shortened by being photographed. This feeling dissipated as Liu Changan's strength disappeared, but he still felt a little uncomfortable all over his body, as if his sleeping posture at night was too awkward, and he always felt uncomfortable everywhere after waking up at night. Comfortable.

"After a while, your muscles and bones will become sore and the pain will be severe. Just go to the hospital and lie down for a while, just to avoid your master." Liu Changan is not a violent person. It is natural for a guy like Wang Yibo to become useless. Gao Cunyi The kind person can be punished a little, but who asked him to bring Wang Yibo over? He doesn't care if he makes trouble for Liu Changan, but it won't work against Zhou Dongdong. If Zhou Dongdong, who was originally a stupid kid, really gets slapped or caught and becomes even stupider, who will do it in the future? Come and deliver soy milk to Liu Changan and feed the loaches.

The consequences of this are too serious, and it feels a bit beyond playing cards with no one to play poker with.

Gao Cunyi couldn't figure out what Liu Changan was doing. Is this the legendary stamina? He felt a little uncomfortable now, and did not doubt that Liu Changan was fooling him, so he bowed his hands and left.

When Liu Changan turned around, Zhou Dongdong's face turned red.

"You can talk now."

"call……"

Liu Changan continued to drink his soy milk.

"Brother Chang'an, the bad guy who deceives children comes every day. Will he definitely take me away?" Based on the conversation he just heard between Liu Changan and Gao Cunyi, Zhou Dongdong came up with this worrying conclusion based on his own analytical skills. doubt.

"Won't."

Zhou Dongdong felt relieved and walked to the other end of the building to look at Gao Cunyi's back. He twisted his butt and resumed his usual walking posture of shaking his hands left and right like a mighty uncle from the People's Liberation Army.

After Liu Changan finished drinking the soy milk, Zhou Dongdong and Zhou Shuling went out. Liu Changan also wanted to go out. They walked out of the community together and saw a notice posted on the door of Aunt Xie's snack department. The old widower Zhou Laoguan, who was upstairs from Liu Changan, was going to his son's home for retirement. The house Urgent sale.

"They say they are going to retire, but I think Mr. Zhou's son needs less money to buy a house and needs it urgently, otherwise it wouldn't be so cheap." Aunt Xie analyzed calmly. The neighbors have been people who have known each other for many years, and her wise and sharp eyes can see through it at a glance. .

"It's quite a bargain." Zhou Shuling was a little excited. It was hard to get up early for the breakfast car. There was never a day when she could sleep in. In fact, she could still make some money.

Although not everyone can do it, those people in the news who sell breakfast and sesame cake stalls can earn 20,000 or 30,000 yuan a month, but it is not for nothing. If you can boast about it and find a suitable place to set up a stall, your monthly income can exceed that of various other businesses every year. There is absolutely no problem with data such as the city's average salary.

Liu Changan has no interest in buying a house for investment. He used to be a big landowner, but now he belongs to the state. His tomb has been dug up by the archaeological team. It feels like he is really miserable.

But I have never died in the first place. When I changed my identity a long time ago, I went out to the entire tomb to express condolences to myself. I did this kind of thing too much, and it got boring after all, so I stopped condolencing myself, even in the tomb. I have forgotten everything. Over the years, I have often seen some familiar and unique treasures on the black market, only to realize that another of my own graves has also been dug.

By the time of Professor Liu, Liu Changan was even less interested in doing this. Nowadays, Professor Liu does not see people when he is alive, and does not see his body when he dies. There is no need to pay attention to how he died or where he died.

Liu Changan went to the High School Affiliated to Hunan University. Although it will rain today, sports are all about rain or shine. Except for some weather-related events, if you only decide to train based on the weather, then you should go home and raise bamboo rats... ...Generally speaking, raising bamboo rats is more profitable than raising pigs, but the bamboo rats are not very beautiful when their fur is burned out and dead.

At this time, Gao Cunyi was already lying in the hospital. Being hospitalized was boring, so a hospital bed was added to Wang Yibo's ward, and Gao Cunyi and Wang Yibo were lying side by side.

When Pu Shougeng came to the hospital, there were about a dozen people present. After all, Gao Cunyi's family had quite good connections, otherwise Pu Shougeng wouldn't have endured such an uncongenial apprentice for so many years. He usually followed the teacher's etiquette, but Pu Shougeng casually scolded Gao Cunyi. Lessons learned, but Gao Cunyi was hospitalized, and Pu Shougeng had to come no matter how reluctant he was.

His two disciples were lying side by side in the hospital, looking at the eyes of the others. Pu Shougeng knew that if he didn't do something, he would really become a laughing stock in the future, so there was no need to mess around.

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