I'm really immortal

When Liu Changan returned home, Zhou Dongdong was writhing under the sycamore tree.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan asked Zhou Dongdong while eating ice cream.

Zhou Dongdong stopped twisting and looked at the ice cream in Liu Changan's hand. He was stunned for a while before coming back to his senses, "I'm doing...doing...doing the exercises you taught me to grow taller."

"You want to grow taller?" Liu Changan said somewhat unexpectedly. Zhou Dongdong didn't like to move much except when she was playing. Her favorite thing to do was to sit still until she was full. It turned out that she had no interest in Liu Changan's growth exercises at all.

"Someone bullied my mother today. I want to grow taller quickly so that no one can bully my mother anymore." Zhou Dongdong crossed his arms angrily.

"It's okay. The person who bullied your mother has been caught by me and given to the police uncle." Liu Changan held down her head because Zhou Dongdong had just finished speaking and began to twist around again. This was simply vilifying his invention, and she couldn't be allowed to continue doing it.

"Really!" Zhou Dongdong was shocked and jumped up happily. Unfortunately, Liu Changan held him down and did not jump up. He had to wave his hands like bird wings.

"Of course. Read it with me. Brother Chang'an is invincible in the world. He is witty, brave and strategizing. He is resourceful and resourceful. He is invincible and brave. If you read it correctly, I will give you ice cream." Liu Changan squatted down and ate ice cream in front of Zhou Dongdong's face. "If you read it incorrectly, you You have to admit that you are a stupid kid."

"Brother Chang'an is invincible..." Zhou Dongdong said, holding his breath and approaching the ice cream on Liu Changan's lips.

"What's behind..."

"Wit and brave..."

"You're right. You're smart and brave. What's next?"

"He's a stupid kid."

Liu Changan was very angry. Zhou Dongdong actually took the opportunity to scold him, "You are a stupid kid. Even if you don't want to admit it, the facts have proved it. Forget it, I am not only invincible, resourceful, resourceful, clever and brave, but also magnanimous. , I won’t argue with you anymore.”

So Liu Changan gave Zhou Dongdong the ice cream.

"Thank you, brother Chang'an." Zhou Dongdong jumped up again, sat on the small bench under the sycamore tree, and ate the ice cream without moving.

"Eat slowly. If you eat too fast, you will have diarrhea, and the ice cream will not be hidden in your belly. It will be wasted." Liu Changan went back to change clothes, and then came out to remind Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong quickly slowed down in fear, and then quickly ate a little bit without wasting much.

After eating for a while, Zhou Dongdong moved the small stool to Liu Changan who was squatting on the threshold and continued eating.

Zhou Shuling came back worriedly, and she felt relieved when she saw the whole family eating together. She was happy and angry at the same time, "Chang'an, are you okay? I was planning to call the police. If you catch me, I won't believe you. Later I turned off my phone when I called you, and you didn’t reply when I sent messages.”

"I didn't pay attention..." Liu Changan took out his mobile phone and looked at it. It was turned off.

"Brother Changan caught the bad guy who bullied my mother and sent him to the police uncle! He has been locked up." Zhou Dongdong immediately reported loudly and helped Liu Changan fill in the content that he had not made up.

This is not wrong. In the eyes of children like Zhou Dongdong, if they are caught by the police uncle, they will of course be locked up.

"Really!" Zhou Shuling was surprised and very happy, but she didn't jump up. "Then are you okay?"

"Brother Chang'an is invincible in the world, witty and brave..." Zhou Dongdong didn't remember the next part, he hesitated twice and stopped talking with his mouth filled with food.

"I was fine. Then I went to my girlfriend's house to check my scores." Liu Changan regretted that Zhou Dongdong couldn't remember the full text and couldn't help him cheer for him correctly. He was always embarrassed to say it himself.

"By the way, the college entrance examination scores are all out. Can you go to Hunan University?" Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan expectantly. She always felt that if Liu Changan had good academic performance, he could also be a role model for Zhou Dongdong... Although Zhou Dongdong seemed It’s a bit hard to expect, but the power of role models is endless.

"Yes, I think it's over 600 points. It's solid."

"Then let's serve the wine!"

"You can take the test whatever you want to drink."

"Then we also need to serve wine. How many tables can we book in the hotel?"

"Forget it."

Seeing that he really didn't mean it, Zhou Shuling was happy for him, but didn't say much. Instead, she taught Zhou Dongdong a lesson, because in comparison, the gap between Zhou Dongdong and Liu Changan in terms of learning was larger than the height gap. There are too many.

Zhou Dongdong was eating, and he was deaf as if there was a barrier around him.

After Zhou Shuling left, Zhou Dongdong asked Liu Chang'an, "Brother Chang'an, are you getting married by serving wine?"

"Because I study well and do well in exams, I have to hold a banquet to celebrate. The banquet is a table full of delicious food. If you study well and get good grades in the future, you can also serve wine."

Zhou Dongdong was surprised. It turns out that studying well is really useful!

After eating the ice cream, Liu Changan went to wash his hair again. When he came out, he found that Zhou Dongdong had also finished eating the ice cream and was continuing to dance her wildly twisting sex.

Liu Changan didn't stop her, just dance. In the eyes of children, it seems that as long as they grow up, they can realize all their wishes. Zhou Dongdong wants to grow up quickly and protect his mother.

Only then did Liu Changan take out his mobile phone to read the messages. Except for Zhou Shuling's messages, all the others were from Liu Yuewang.

as I thought.

When Liu Yuewang was in the living room, his phone was facing away from him, his eyes looking at the ceiling, but his fingers were randomly clicking on the screen to secretly take pictures of him.

"Uncle, did you fight when you were young? I like boys who dare to take action. I don't like those who only try to reason when their girlfriends are bullied, or who scream hysterically like a hen. But I don’t dare to shake my fist with others.”

"Today we are checking the college entrance examination results. I am so nervous, so nervous! Uncle, have you ever taken the college entrance examination? My mother is amazing. She is now a professor, teaching college students. What do you do, uncle?"

I only sent two messages, probably because "uncle" was too slow to reply to messages and his enthusiasm was dampened.

"I like to reason with people and convince them with virtue. Everyone must be reasonable at all times. After all, if I don't reason, others can't beat me. That would be too bullying, and I don't like bullying. Yes, I think being reasonable is the basic social moral bottom line to safeguard human beings' needs for fairness. Society is certainly unfair, but human beings cannot help but pursue fairness. As for the college entrance examination, I have taken it twice, and both were fine."

"Haha, then you must still be very good at fighting, but you must not be good at studying, and you have to repeat your studies. Why don't you tell me what you do?" The message was quickly replied.

"What a coincidence, I'm also a professor."

Isn't she doing a spa? Liu Changan did not explain that taking the college entrance examination twice was not a repeat. Instead, he received a message from An Nuan. An Nuan asked if Zhou Dongdong was out of school. He could take Zhou Dongdong to have dinner with him in the evening. An Nuan often had three bowls at Liu Changan's house. Zhou Dongdong was so impressed that he even took Zhou Dongdong out for a walk last time. Although Liu Changan said Zhou Dongdong was very stupid, An Nuan felt that Zhou Dongdong was not very stupid, but only 50 or 6 stupid.

Today's goal was originally to update four, but I was a little fascinated by watching a series of documentaries at night. After all, this is also writing material that must be accumulated.

Five updates tomorrow. This is a promise, not a goal. The goal doesn’t have to be achieved. I promise that I will try my best.

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