I'm really immortal

Chapter 89 The bad guy who deceives children



This is not the first time Liu Changan has taken the college entrance examination, but he has not taken it many times. The biggest feeling is that it is really not easy for today's candidates.

In the past, many people did not have the opportunity to take the college entrance examination, but now the chances of taking the college entrance examination are slim.

After all, it's just everyone's own destiny, choice, hard work and luck. Liu Changan sighed for a second and then started thinking about tonight's menu.

Eat bacon. The bacon Old Man Qian sent was smoked and grilled from local pigs killed in his hometown, and the pork belly was thick and suitable. Unlike the ones bought in supermarkets, which are either too hard and woody, or too wet, thin and fat.

Stir-frying bacon with radish strips is the most common way. Garlic sprouts and red pepper must be added to make it full of flavor and color. Some people like to steam bacon and even sprinkle some honey on it.

It would be nice to build a shed nearby to raise a pig, raise some chickens, ducks and geese, raise a dog or two, and dig a big puddle and put some fish fry in it?

Just think about it. Pigs in the city can only use feed. The taste is almost the same as the pork bought at the wet market. As for chickens, ducks and geese, they have nowhere to find food. They have dogs biting people everywhere, screaming and shitting. It’s also annoying, and I only raise some loaches at the moment... The loaches were bought from the vegetable market, and Zhou Dongdong is feeding them!

When Liu Changan returned home, he saw Gao Cunyi coming again.

Zhou Dongdong sat on a small stool next to the puddle, puffing out his cheeks and looking at Gao Cunyi with wide eyes.

Gao Cunyi was obviously a little embarrassed. He stood there looking around, touching his face and nose, and soon saw Liu Changan.

"Brother Chang'an, the bad guy who wanted to fight you yesterday is here again!"

When Zhou Dongdong saw Liu Changan, he immediately ran over to report the important news he had received.

"Ah... you can talk?" Gao Cunyi was surprised and quickly explained, "Kid, I'm not a bad person."

Gao Cunyi looked at Zhou Dongdong in disbelief. When he came here to wait for Liu Changan, he saw this little girl sitting under the tree throwing firecrackers into the puddle. He wanted to ask her casually, but he didn't know that she seemed to be unable to speak at all. He didn't say a word while communicating with him, he just sat there and stared at him, which made Gao Cunyi extremely embarrassed.

"Because you look like a bad person, any smart, brave, smart kid won't talk to you." Liu Changan said casually.

"Yes, I am smart and brave..." Zhou Dongdong was very happy that brother Chang'an would praise her.

"Her name is Zhou Dongdong, she is a stupid child."

"I'm smart and brave!" Zhou Dongdong said angrily.

"If you are smart and brave, you should run away when you see bad guys, instead of sitting there and staring at people. Do you think others will be afraid of you?"

Zhou Dongdong was stunned, was he really a stupid child?

"I'm going to eat fried bacon with radish strips tonight. Do you want to come to my place for dinner?"

"Oh, then I want to eat three bowls."

"Three bowls of rice or three bowls of bacon?"

"I'll help you wash the dishes after dinner!" Zhou Dongdong avoided answering Liu Changan's key question.

Liu Changan didn't want her to wash the dishes, so he opened the door and went into the house.

Gao Cunyi stood alone outside the house and couldn't help being stunned. It didn't matter that the little girl was ignorant. Liu Changan also thought he looked like a bad person? Gao Cunyi shook his head, feeling that Liu Changan and this kid named Zhou Dongdong seemed to exude the aura of "we are different" from head to toe.

Is this kind of person really a master worthy of master's help?

No matter how he looked at it, Gao Cunyi didn't think that he was just a rather lazy and casual young man. From the perspective of a martial arts practitioner, he was only tall, had long legs, and had a good frame. Overall, he was ordinary.

"Liu Chang'an, my master is also entrusted by others now. I want to see your kung fu. If you are really capable, you can give it a try. Martial arts cannot be practiced behind closed doors. Only through exchanges and exchanges can we improve." Gao Cunyi restrained his words. Xin Xin didn't just enter other people's houses, so he said outside the door.

"What are you talking about?" Zhou Dongdong was standing at the door, completely confused. After listening to Brother Chang'an talking about it yesterday, I realized that this man was talking like a teacher because he wanted to fight Brother Chang'an.

"I'm looking for your brother Chang'an to practice martial arts." Gao Cunyi originally didn't want to talk to Zhou Dongdong, but it was not his style to ignore him, so he made a few fist and kick gestures.

"It's obviously a fight, but you still talk about practicing martial arts. It's a lie." Zhou Dongdong was most afraid of bad guys. If the bad guys were liars, they would be the bad guys who deceived children into selling them. It would be even scarier, so he quickly ran into the house and slammed the door. close.

Gao Cunyi had no choice but to hold his hands outside the door and said loudly: "Liu Chang'an, I'll come to visit another day."

Liu Changan ignored him and Gao Cunyi left by himself.

After eating, it felt like Zhou Dongdong could kick and roll around on the ground very far, so Liu Changan asked Zhou Dongdong to squat on the ground and wash the dishes, so that even if the bowl fell on the ground, it wouldn't hurt. The conference crashed.

Liu Changan was sitting outside enjoying the cool air, reading a book, and thinking that now was the season for catching crayfish. He wondered if there were paddy fields or ponds next to Yangui Lake where he could catch crayfish.

You can catch frogs, eels, loaches, aquatic fish, shrimps, and crabs, but it’s just not like before. You can find something to eat from any piece of water. Even if there are unattended waters, it may be caused by pollution. Aquatic products don’t taste good.

Liu Changan won't die after eating it, and Liu Changan won't care about poisoning or the like. He only cares about the taste. For example, river fish contaminated with heavy metals tastes like rust when eaten, and it is difficult to remove this smell no matter how you do it.

Zhu Juntang came over and saw Liu Changan sitting outside the house, with Zhou Dongdong helping him wash the dishes. He suddenly felt that this person was really heartless and cruel.

"Rare visitor."

"Fairy sister!"

Zhu Juntang felt that he had been warmly welcomed, and Zhou Dongdong was even more excited, "Sister Fairy, can you let me touch your face again?"

Although Zhou Dongdong's wet hands made Zhu Juntang a little mentally disturbed, he still bent down because Zhou Dongdong would definitely praise her.

Zhou Dongdong touched Zhu Juntang's face, then turned around and sucked the finger that had just touched Zhu Juntang's face.

"Is the jelly delicious?" Liu Changan asked Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong did not expect that his thoughts would be discovered by Liu Changan, so he turned around and ran home.

"Does she think my face is as smooth and fragrant as jelly? Even her fingers taste delicious?" Zhu Juntang felt that this was the most sincere and unparalleled compliment she had ever received.

All flew up.

Can't fall down anymore.

"Zhou Dongdong is the smartest kid in the world." Zhu Juntang wanted to laugh, but to maintain the elegance of a lady, she had to sigh repeatedly. Only the child's innocent and clear eyes, without a trace of dirt or distracting thoughts, can feel The beauty of fairies emerging from the earth.

"Is something wrong? If nothing happens, I'm going to play cards."

"I have something to ask you."

"Say it."

"Why are you so poor?"

This question seemed to have no meaning worth answering. Liu Changan opened the book, read it quickly, and handed it back to Zhu Juntang for her to take back.

Some students may not understand why Zhou Dongdong does this. If you have a girlfriend with a fragrant, smooth and tender face, you will find that you want to nibble on it, but Zhou Dongdong cannot nibble on Zhujuntang, because she feels like eating jelly Shi's fingers were stained with sugar water that spilled out when he tore open the jelly, so he licked his fingers.

All kinds of requests.


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