I'm really immortal

After eating, the two of them wandered on the street for a while. Liu Yuewang called a few times and called An Nuan to go home.

After all, there are very few free high school graduates like Liu Changan. Not long after An Nuan left, Liu Changan received interesting information.

"Uncle, if I suggested to one of my male classmates that he use his summer vacation to undergo circumcision, would he agree?"

Since the last time Liu Changan sent a message saying that she had a son, the title of the message she sent became "uncle".

"Could it be that Liu Changan who is shamelessly pursuing you?"

"Yeah, yeah, that's him."

"Why?"

"I think if this is the case, he won't be able to harass me during the summer vacation. He will have to stay at home all the time."

"Are you too embarrassed to mention this kind of surgery to him?"

"I'm just thinking of a way. My mother knows a doctor in the hospital who specializes in this field. If it's free, will he agree?"

"How do I know? Just try it."

Liu Changan rarely stopped and laughed for a while, then slowly walked home.

When I got home, An Nuan also arrived home and sent a message to Liu Changan: My mother asked me to tell you that she can let you have a circumcision operation for free! God, I really don’t know what she is thinking. She thinks that this way, I will be safe during the summer vacation.

"Is she the chief surgeon?"

"Liu Changan!"

"Well, I understand. I refuse. I don't need it."

The two little girls were so cute that when Liu Changan went to the wet market to buy a goose, he didn't even bother to negotiate the price.

The vegetable market near the community is not big, and things like geese are considered rare. Soft-shell turtles, native ducks, small fish, shrimps, croakers, etc. are all brought by farmers from the nearby countryside for sale.

Roast goose, herbal tea, and lychees are commonly known as the three treasures of southern Guangdong. With the popularity of Cantonese food, people in Junsha mostly eat roast goose, and the traditional methods of stir-frying and stewing goose are also less common. After all, things like lion-head goose are popular among people. Man, one often weighs twenty kilograms, and the smaller variety weighs more than ten kilograms. It takes a lot of work to prepare. Most families rarely buy a goose for grooming. However, are there any private restaurants that serve goose as a specialty? few.

Of course, Liu Changan was the kind of person who had plenty of time and patience to eat goose. When he got home, he tied the goose to the window and warned Zhou Dongdong, who came to watch, to stay away from the goose. The goose's fighting power was amazing. Those who used to live in the countryside In ancient times, villagers often used geese to guard their homes. Ordinary local dogs, small jackals and the like were no match at all.

"Goose goose, the song is singing to the sky." Zhou Dongdong greeted the big goose and waved his hand.

"Then what?"

"Goose, goose, goose, sing to the sky."

"Let me ask you the next thing."

"Goose, goose, goose, sing to the sky."

Liu Changan didn't ask her any more, and went to bring bricks and build a stove. Then he dug a large pile of wet mud from the edge of the pit where the loaches were raised and smeared it on the stove.

"Brother Chang'an, are you playing in the mud? My classmates say that I am a child who plays in the mud, and their parents say not to play with children who play in the mud." Zhou Dongdong looked at Liu Changan with sympathy, and Brother Changan did not What kind of friends? I have to play in the mud by myself.

"Aren't you going to play with me?"

"I'll play with you." Zhou Dongdong squatted down and took the remaining mud and wiped it on the stove.

"You will light the fire later, and those who have done something will have food to eat." Liu Changan twisted her aside, "There is dry firewood under the stairs, bring some over."

Zhou Dongdong wiped his hands and hurried to move firewood. He was very happy because the delicious food cooked by brother Chang An could make Zhou Dongdong eat several bowls.

Liu Changan boiled a large pot of hot water and fed the goose some Erguotou. This would make the goose's feathers stand up, making it easier to pluck them out.

"What's the difference between a goose and a swan?" Zhou Dongdong was waiting to light the fire. He moved a small bench and sat next to the earthen stove to watch Liu Changan kill the goose.

"They're all delicious."

Liu Changan killed the goose and prepared to bleed it. The goose's vitality was very strong, far more than that of ordinary birds. Liu Changan even felt a surge of covetousness coming from the carriage next to him.

The goose is much more expensive than the pullet, and Liu Changan wants to eat it himself.

After bleeding, pour boiling water to remove the hair, then boil it over fire, cut open and clean the internal organs. Add salt mixed with chopped green onion and ground pepper in white wine, rub evenly into the belly of the big goose, and stuff a handful of green onions into it. .

After smearing the wine mixed with honey all over, put a large pot on the stove, pour a large bowl of wine and a large bowl of water into the pot, hold up the goose with bamboo chopsticks to separate the water, cover the edge of the pot with a wet cloth, and the rest is done It was Zhou Dongdong who came to light the fire.

"Burn slowly...just burn these two handfuls of firewood. After burning these two handfuls, ask me to turn on the pot and switch sides. I'll lie down for a while." Liu Changan told Zhou Dongdong, who was gearing up and finally showed off his skills.

Zhou Dongdong was lighting the fire nearby, and Liu Changan was reading a book beside him, teaching her the following two sentences of "Goose Goose, Qu Xiang Xiang Tiange".

"What's the use of memorizing poetry?"

"It doesn't seem to be of any use."

"Then why should I carry it?"

"Because you are a stupid kid. Only by reciting poems can you look smarter."

"Goose, goose, goose, sing to the sky."

"Then what?"

"Goose..."

While the two were talking, Liu Changan saw Gao Cunyi coming again.

This time, there was a two-meter-tall big man following behind him. His appearance was somewhat similar to that of Chen Changxiu. He had the same messy eyebrows, bulging eyes, and bulging cheeks like a knife. He stared at Liu Changan quite awkwardly. Looks impatient.

"Liu Changan, I'm here to disturb you again." Gao Cunyi cupped his hand towards Liu Changan.

"Since it's an intrusion, I shouldn't have come."

"Master's orders must be followed." Gao Cunyi also looked a little embarrassed, "Liu Chang'an, that's how things are in the world. There is never true freedom. Many times you are always forced to accept things you don't want to accept. No. If it is resolved, simply refusing is not the answer.”

"You can say something so insightful even if you force someone to do something difficult." Liu Changan laughed.

Gao Cunyi looked embarrassed, "I can't help it."

"I won't go." Liu Changan didn't mind Gao Cunyi coming a few more times. Most people might find it annoying, but Liu Changan was very patient.

"Junior brother, what are you talking about with him?" The strong man behind Gao Cunyi stepped forward.

"This is my senior brother Wang Yibo." Gao Cunyi introduced, "Since you are not willing to spar with my master for the time being, can you spar with my senior brother? You don't need to come to visit us. We have already sent you to your door. The discussion is over. You You can rest assured.”

Zhou Dongdong was listening to the adults' long-winded conversation with wide eyes, but she also understood that she was here to fight with brother Chang'an again. Zhou Dongdong was very angry, ran over and pushed Wang Yibo, shouting: "You guys These bad guys, go away!"

"You bastard!" Wang Yibo stretched out his hand to grab Zhou Dongdong's head.

Gao Cunyi was startled. He knew that this senior brother was always violent, and it was inevitable that the child would be slapped or thrown away. He was about to stop him, but in a blink of an eye, Liu Changan, who was originally on the recliner, had disappeared and appeared in an instant. In front of Wang Yibo, he reached out and pinched Wang Yibo's palm.

Liu Changan hugged Zhou Dongdong with his other hand and covered her eyes with his palm.

"You..." Wang Yibo felt severe pain coming over him. He gritted his teeth and sweat formed on his forehead.

"Liu Changan, I'm sorry." Gao Cunyi apologized quickly.

How could Liu Changan care about Gao Cunyi's apology? He pressed his fingers hard and heard the "click" sound of broken bones. He raised his leg and kicked Wang Yibo in the lower abdomen. Suddenly, he flew out and hit the sycamore tree.

The thick tree trunks swayed, and the leaves fell one by one, as if the autumn wind was caressing, and the deciduous acid took away the reluctance of the leaves.

"Don't do this in the future." Liu Changan touched Zhou Dongdong's head, "It's very dangerous. Children can just hide behind adults."

"We are making delicious food, they are so annoying!" Zhou Dongdong hugged Liu Changan's thigh and looked at Wang Yibo, "I don't like them bullying brother Changan."

"It's okay. For things like fighting, I'm the fifth best in the world."

"Why is he fifth in the world and not number one in the world?" On the TV shows Zhou Dongdong has watched, there are always people who say that they are number one in the world.

"The world is so big, there must be some people better than me." Liu Changan said uncertainly, looking at Wang Yibo and Gao Cunyi in front of him.

In Junsha, he is invincible.

All kinds of requests, I really want to eat goose. After writing this book, I will probably regain my weight again.