I'm really immortal

Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong finally ate the big goose smoothly in the evening. Liu Changan put the leftover goose skeletons together and made something that looked like a dinosaur specimen in the museum and named it a swan.

Zhou Dongdong took advantage of Liu Changan to take a bath, occupied Liu Changan's recliner, and lay lazily holding his belly.

Zhou Shuling came back and was surprised when she saw the chubby Zhou Dongdong, "How much did you eat at night?"

"Oh...I don't know..." Zhou Dongdong remained blissfully motionless.

Liu Changan came out of the shower, topless, wearing a pair of large underpants, with a towel on his shoulders to wipe his head. He saw Zhou Shuling put on light makeup and jewelry.

"Aren't you afraid that she will burst her belly?" Zhou Shuling said angrily, taking out a few peaches and placing them in front of Liu Changan.

When Zhou Dongdong saw Taozi, he stretched out his hand with difficulty and then retracted it.

"I knew in my heart that I could still eat a bowl, but I didn't let her eat it." Liu Changan wiped the peach and started to eat it.

Zhou Shuling didn't really mean to blame Liu Changan. Life was difficult, and it was normal to encounter mean and vulgar people. Occasionally, gentle and friendly neighbors made life more warm and prevented her from completely losing faith in human nature.

"I'll give you a midnight snack later, fresh iced crayfish." Zhou Shuling smiled and picked up the heavy Zhou Dongdong.

"Thank you." Liu Changan was also polite.

In the evening, I bought a bottle of wine from Aunt Xie and ate the crayfish given by Zhou Shuling under the sycamore tree.

Liu Changan ate very attentively. Of course, he would not eat crayfish and play with his mobile phone. He turned on the radio and listened to the radio while eating late-night snacks. It was once an important scene that Ren Changhong described as nine out of ten times of happiness in life.

The radio was dug out of the rattan bookcase brought from Boss Lan. The brand is TECSUN, a well-known brand. It can still be used after plugging in the battery. Junsha has several fairly good radio stations that have been developing. , you don’t have to worry about not having a channel to listen to at this time.

The last time Boss Tuo Lan asked for news, he didn't get a letter. Liu Changan felt a little regretful. It would be great if he could be like a computer and could record everything in detail, big and small, as long as he didn't destroy the hard drive. ...But in that case, Liu Changan thought about it carefully. Forgetting is also the brain's self-protection mechanism. If you really want to remember everything, it doesn't seem to be something worth looking forward to.

Liu Changan is not in a hurry. The worst he can do is push him after a while. Compared with patience, Liu Changan is very confident in his ambition. He will not give up easily even if he waits or works on any thing for decades.

After eating the lobster and cleaning up the leftovers, Liu Changan squatted down and fiddled with the branches in the puddle. Many loaches got into the pit, but they couldn't escape anywhere. At most, they had to catch them. After digging a few iron bars, these loaches have become fatter and tenderer after being fed by Zhou Dongdong in the morning and evening these days. There is no sense at all that "if the fat is fat, it will be used by the knife, and there will be no leftovers."

Liu Changan didn't just raise loaches for fun, he just worshiped pullets every day. Liu Changan had to make sure that other things around him would not be affected at all.

A few days ago, it was a trivial matter for the sycamore leaves to fall. The old people had weak bones and insufficient Qi and blood, and some people often fell ill. Needless to say, it was naturally related to this coffin... Liu Changan couldn't let this coffin do whatever he wanted. What if the old man The old ladies are all dead and no one is playing cards or gambling together. This matter is too serious.

These loaches are still innocent and lively, which means that the coffin is satisfied with eating one pullet every day. Liu Changan went to look at the little red dots on the edge of the coffin lid, which were still as small as a pinprick.

Liu Changan thought for a while, then gently bit the tip of his finger, without biting it, and placed it on the little red dot. He immediately felt a sharp breath coming from the little red dot, as if being bitten. The real thing stabbed him hard, and Liu Changan quickly retracted his finger.

"It seems that you also know what is best, and you are not stupid... But do you know that whether it is a centipede, a little hen, a goose, or a crayfish or a loach, it is all It tastes best when it's cooked." Liu Changan said to the coffin.

The coffin was deep and quiet, and of course he would not pay attention to Liu Changan.

"Will we know each other? Throughout the ages, you have to be a little more famous. Not to mention the old kings of the ancient country, I also know many of the three locust trees and nine thorns of the past dynasties. It would be better if she is a good-looking and cute woman. It's..." Liu Changan thought for a while, then shook his head, "Although your coffin is weird, it's not even as impressive as Zeng Yi, and I don't know Zeng Yi..."

In fact, one cannot judge the status just by looking at the shape. It is not uncommon for important figures to be buried in thin coffins for special reasons, not to mention the guy in front of him who has gone through the "soul sealing" ceremony.

The coffin was silent and quiet, as if it had been like this for eternity. It had seen too many idiots talking about dreams, too many years of dust, and just absorbed the blood and vitality around it.

Liu Changan didn't feel bored either. After talking to himself, he closed the carriage door and took advantage of the silence of the night to dismantle the door panel of his house. He spent a whole night preparing the clothes he wanted to give to An Nuan first.

To make anything exquisite, it definitely takes a lot of time and labor. Just like the buttons on this cheongsam, they all depend on Liu Changan's meticulous stitching.

After working on it all night, it was ready at dawn. Liu Changan didn't wash it again. He just put it in a plastic bag and took it to school.

Liu Changan first came to the school gate to wait for An Nuan.

Seeing Liu Changan, An Nuan's face showed a shy look, and she walked slowly over step by step on the floor tile grid.

Liu Changan laughed.

An Nuan also laughed, then turned around and hit Liu Changan. Why are you laughing?

"Actually, I think your mother's idea is quite good. She is quite familiar with the situation of high school students. After all, after graduating from high school, many people relax, both physically and mentally, and then enter a life of indulgence and wantonness. , all kinds of accidents happen frequently..." Liu Changan spread his hands, "Accident, do you know what it means?"

"If you talk to me about this topic again, you will know what accident means." An Nuan calmly looked at Liu Changan with a smile.

She already knew that if Liu Changan didn't take the opportunity to make fun of her today, then he wouldn't be Liu Changan.

"Actually, there is another version, did you know?"

An Nuan wanted to know, but she was afraid that Liu Changan had evil intentions and was waiting for him in a pit. This happened too many times.

"Some mothers will let their daughters have some kind of micro-plastic surgery during the summer vacation, move their nose, move their eyelids, etc., so that she can stay at home willingly."

There didn't seem to be any pitfalls. An Nuan thought about it carefully and nodded. This was indeed a more reliable method than asking others to circumcise.

"Your mother should have thought of it, but she has no choice. Her daughter is perfect and there is no place to use the knife to fix her, so she has no choice but to ask me to circumcise her." Liu Changan sighed, "This is all It’s your fault that you’re too perfect, so your mother has no choice but to trouble me.”

An Nuan bit her lip, not wanting her smile to overflow. She raised her fist, but gently lowered it. She remembered the little sweetness and happiness she had rested on his shoulder that day. She leaned over little by little and held her pillow gently. Liu Changan's shoulder said angrily: "Liu Changan...why are you so annoying?"

Sorry, it's a little late. I'm using a different computer today and I'm not used to it. I have various requests.