It's the age of cyber, and you're still a traditional villain?

Chapter 292 The last winter melon that broke the camel’s back

"Why are you being so coquettish with your child?"

Xu Shi's eyes twitched when he looked at Lin Yue, who was trying to coax the two sisters Feng and Ling.

Thanks for the invitation. I'm at the church and just arrived.

I didn't hear another word, I just heard the assassin's little sister say, "Call me Master Mistress, okay?"

Do you still have to take out a piece of candy from your pocket when I call you?

There is a saying that it is really difficult to live with this kind of scene, which is like coaxing a child to recognize his relatives.

"Hey?!"

Lin Yue was startled and turned around to see a circle of people with half-smiling expressions. Then she realized what had happened.

Tang Shuang beside him was also snickering, as if it was a large social death scene.

"...Lin Yue knows that she was wrong, and she still asks the master to punish her."

Fortunately, after being trained by Xu Shi for so long, her psychological quality was already comparable to that of RT-Mart's Fish Killer. When she heard this, she didn't seem to be embarrassed. She just flashed in front of Xu Shi, lowered her head and begged for punishment quietly and respectfully.

She and Tang Shuang both went straight to the church as soon as they got off the boat. Now that they had finally seen Xu Shi, whom they had longed for, they were being reserved if they didn't pounce on him.

As for cheek, what is it? Can it be eaten or drunk?
"You are right, how could you be wrong?"

Xu Shi said a standard green tea speech while suppressing a smile, thinking to tease her, "Tell me, what's wrong?"

"I……"

The little assassin sister hesitated and couldn't explain, and it took her a while to find a reason.

"My fault was that I didn't always wear it to see the master."

The corners of Xu Shi's eyes twitched again.

Of course he didn't forget that he teased her like this before he went to sea, but didn't he say no later?
Can the failure to do things that the master vetoes be used as a reason?What a self-disciplined little boy.

But the problem is that whether you have self-discipline or not cannot be discussed in public, right?My image is going to collapse, okay? !

After scanning the surroundings, the eyes of the girls all changed, from staring at Lin Yue to staring at him, and their eyes also turned into a fan-shaped statistical chart.

50% "So you are like this" and 40% "If it were you, it would be normal."

Due to the rush of time, I even ignored the fact that the sum of the two should equal 100%.

...Well, it turns out that I no longer have an image with you, right?
Xu Shi secretly rolled his eyes. He really couldn't imagine what it would be like if he really let Lin Yue wear it all the time, especially since he had to fight just now... It was really hard to change. There's no turning back on the road to that fan world, right...

Looking at Lin Yue's sincere eyes again, he felt a rare "sorry" emotion, and coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment, "...just scream if you want, it's not a big mistake."

"Sister Lin."

Pan Feng and Pan Ling both changed their tune, and the two children were overjoyed.

It wasn't that they called her wrong. She was "corrected" by Lin Yue before she even had a chance to call. Who would have thought that she seemed to have heard something extraordinary?
"Sister, do you know what ■■ is?"

The innocent girl Xiao Feng asked in a low voice.

"...How would I know?"

Pan Ling shook her head repeatedly. She really didn't know, but she couldn't help it. She was a little dirty girl. Thinking about it, she knew that it was not a serious thing. If it were serious, Sister Lin, ah no, Master Lin could call the master Zuyin. ?
The bad habit of brainstorming rarely relapses, and some people's little minds begin to have wild thoughts again.

Fortunately, she still retained her last bit of rationality and stopped her sister from asking her stupidly to ask other people present. How could she really ask?
"Oh fine."

Pan Feng listened to his sister's words and did not continue to inquire further.

However, her impression of Lin Yue has changed a lot. This mistress is very different from what she imagined.

At least she is very different now from just now. A quarter of an hour ago she was wearing a mask and cutting someone's throat without emotion. In the blink of an eye, she ran to her master with a red face and acted coquettishly... If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, who would Dare you say this is the same person?

All in all, cute.

Mrs. Tang is also very gentle, making her feel like the sister next door.

Look next to Master, there is a relatively unfamiliar face.

After a while she remembered, this should be the Su Lin they were talking about?When she and her master were on Yinsong Island before, the master mentioned her more than once. He was very respectful in his words. He also said that Sister Su had helped her a lot and was someone she learned from.

It turned out to be the case when I saw her today. At least the temperament about her couldn't be faked. It was like her father also had two wives, and the main wife, the mother of the two sisters, was more majestic than the aunt.

No wonder the other mistresses call her Da Fu.

Hey, not right.

Pan Feng suddenly remembered that there seemed to be four people coming at once this time?That’s only three. Where’s the rest?
After searching for a long time, she finally found traces of Gu Yi.

Maybe it was because he had just experienced a fierce battle, so the child was a bit slow in speaking and blurted out his heartfelt words quickly.

"Huh? It looks like a winter melon..."

"?"

Miss Black Rabbit was stunned, and it took her a long time to realize that she seemed to be talking about herself.

"What did you say?!"

Gu Yi was so angry that she wanted to cry. Stunting had always been a pain in her heart. It was already very uncomfortable that no one could compare to her except Xia Ke'an in terms of body shape. Being called a camel in front of her was the last straw that overwhelmed Winter Melon.

Angrily, she rolled up her sleeves and planned to fight with this dead girl.

Xu Shi calmly held her back, "Don't go, you can't beat me."

"When!"

The little black rabbit wanted to die, "Honestly, do I look like a winter melon?"

"That can't be."

Xu Shi shook his head seriously. It was just shorter and flatter. Why was it a winter melon?

But the title was really funny, so he couldn't hold it back too much and laughed out loud, "Ha."

"I *use civilized language*, you *use civilized speech*..."

Even though she was recognized, Gu Yi was still furious. She gave up her ladylike character that had been easily corrected and turned into a bad-mouthed machine and began to output mercilessly.

So bullying!
"Ah ah ah, I'm not..."

Pan Feng also reacted, what are you talking about!

She hurriedly went back to apologize, "I'm sorry for Winter Melon, ah no, I'm sorry for Mrs. Gu, I was stupid just now, I shouldn't have called you Winter Melon..."

"Shut up! Don't say anything!"

Little Black Rabbit has the intention to kill her, Xu bastard, look at it, this is the good disciple you have accepted!

"Well, sister is not the master's apprentice, she is Master Xia's..."

Pan Ling weakly raised her hand to correct her, "Should she be fine after listening to Mrs. Gu's thoughts?"
"..."

Gu Yi was speechless for a long time, and her expression of resentment turned into calm.

Tired, destroy it, I am probably the only one who is superfluous.

"Okay, I just know how to bully Xiao Gu."

Tang Shuang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so she stepped forward to smooth things over, "Why, our big boss Xu is having so much fun now?"

She brought the topic back.

"...Then do you still want it?"

Xu Shiye quickly changed the topic and asked jokingly.

"How can I not want it if I haven't tasted it yet?"

Governor Tang said seriously, driving as fast as an experienced driver.

The two of them looked at each other and smiled. The relationship between them was pure and pure. They didn't know each other before they knew each other. This kind of conversation was actually comfortable to listen to.

"Let's settle the matter at hand first."

Xu Shi smiled and sighed, "Are you ready to rest? If anyone can't handle it, stay here?" Of course, what he said just now was not just for fun, but also to leave some time for rest.

No one has this idea. Today is just to settle matters with the Holy See. Naturally, no one wants to be absent.

"Then go."

Xu Shi took a deep breath and said slowly.

"Ah."

After arranging manpower to evacuate the civilians here, the two parties that met headed towards the cathedral.

Before leaving, they made some preparations.

After all, it is now the official state religion. It is obviously inappropriate for Wu Yangyang to be the same as Young and Dangerous. He wants to make Shichu more famous.

The method is also very simple.

"Kan."

"……Know it."

The old aunt knew what Xu Shi meant, and she flashed a light and turned into an adult.

There is no need to change the clothes on her body. The new clothes Jiang Chengcheng made for her fit perfectly.

This operation immediately stunned all the unaware people present, and it took them a while to realize what was going on.

"This... the saint appears!"

Some people were outspoken and gave the answer everyone wanted to hear.

"Please protect me from the saint!"

The others came to their senses, followed closely, and said in unison.

They have seen how cruel the Holy See is. They kill people on sight without any reason, and they have no idea if they have even the slightest favorable impression of them.

"Everyone, the Holy See has caused trouble for many years and has no regard for living beings. Let's punish him!"

The white-haired lady nodded, with a hint of indifference in her tone.

The same words, for her, a saint of cats and cats, the weight is even heavier.

Therefore, with Xu Shi surrounded by people and combat teams, the crusade became more formal.

Everyone hopes that the Maomao Cult can triumph. Now it is no longer a matter of milk and eggs. If they don't win, the Holy See will not even let the civilians go.

"Where my followers are, meow meow meow meow!"

There was only one person whose face was ashen.

That is Gu Yi.

She obviously didn't expect the white-haired dwarf to have such a skill. How come you suddenly turned into a beautiful woman with bulging front and back? !
You betrayed me too!No more alive!
She wanted to kill herself.

……

Compared with the mighty Cat Cult army, the Holy See seems much deserted.

When Xu Shi kicked open the door of the cathedral, he saw only twos and threes of priests and nuns, as well as the saintly lady and the old pope.

The Knights Templar have been destroyed in half, and the only five remaining members are Qin Yiyan, Luo Yu, Lu Baiyan, Han Jingchuan, and one other person. Except for the knight captain, most of them have low combat effectiveness.

As for the others?
They had already been cleared along the way. With the army pressing down on the enemy, no matter how many people were transferred from other places, it would be difficult to resist.

"The Holy See is causing trouble and has no regard for living beings. Let it be punished!"

Xu Shi repeated the old tune again and spoke righteously.

"Master Xu, you are here."

The saint was still veiled, and her voice was hollow and calm, as if she had anticipated the current situation.

In contrast, others in the Holy See seemed less calm.

"When!"

Luo Yu, who had escaped back, had scarlet eyes, a broken arm dangling, and his tone was full of hatred.

He can't accept this result!
Why has this person been targeting him since he appeared? !
The Pan family, Yinsong Island, Poseidon... and now, everything he has and will have has been stripped away by him!

"Mr. Xu, please stop looking for such high-sounding excuses."

Qin Yiyan's mood was slightly better, but facing the enemy was no better. He drew out his heavy sword and blocked it in front of the saint. He said coldly, "What you did in the empire was not clean either. It was nothing more than winning the king or losing the bandits." ."

As a member of the Holy See, her heart naturally turned toward the Holy See. In her heart, even if the Holy See had bad qualities, it was by no means as bad as he said.

"You are right, the winner is the king and the loser is the bandit."

Xu Shi admitted generously, "But there's nothing wrong with being high-sounding. That's what you've always done."

"Is it because of Xiao Luoyu's matter?"

The silly red-haired girl frowned and said with an evil look, "Are you going to take this responsibility?"

"Who?"

Xu Shi was startled, and then he couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Are you okay with your brain? Do you really think that I got to where I am today because of my conflict with him?"

He felt that he had overestimated this silly girl. How did such a simple girl get the position of Knight Commander?
As he spoke, he unconsciously glanced at Tang Shuang beside him.

"...What are you looking at me doing? There are flowers on my face?"

The Governor of the Tang Dynasty was a little worried, but facing Qin Yiyan in this world, I felt that it was true, and even felt like he was in another world.

Thinking about it this way, it was indeed difficult for me to explain it in the past... Looking at it from a different perspective, it became clear to the observer at once.

No, there was still a difference... She could actually sense that Qin Yiyan was not hopelessly stupid.

She actually knew the reason, and just wanted to use this self-deception method to cheer herself up.

"I have never taken Luo Yu seriously. My goal from the beginning has been the entire Holy See."

Xu Shi clarified the truth for her, "There is no room for two tigers in one mountain. I won't be able to sleep until you die."

"Of course, our promise is still valid. Is Knight Commander Qin ready to get dressed as a maid?"

"..."

Qin Yiyan didn't answer. He just tensed up his body and opened his fighting posture, ready to face the enemy at any time.

"There is no benefit to doing this, Master Xu."

The Holy Lady took the words and still looked at him calmly and said, "The Holy See has been based on this land for many years. How can it be cleared away just by saying it is cleared?"

"It can be seen that you are well prepared. The ship is strong and the guns are powerful. Even this Saint Xia has her own uniqueness."

"But are you really sure that you can annihilate us in one fell swoop?"

"If you are talking about the Holy See, then I think there is no problem."

Xu Shi raised the "Yu Jing" in his hand, showing no concern at all, "Now there is only this little smelly fish and rotten shrimp left. Even if you bite me before you die, how much meat can you bite off?"

"But, I still have to confirm with you, who does the 'we' you refer to refer to?"

"What do you mean by that?"

Hearing his question, Miss Saint's brows furrowed slightly.

Others in the Holy See are also confused. What other reference can this have?
"Now that we've reached this point, there's no point in pretending to be stupid, right?"

Xu Shi smiled, "Are you right? Your Highness the Saint?"

"Or, should I call you, Miss "Supervisor" of "Tianli"? "

"When did you... know?"

(End of this chapter)