Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

The morning light shines through the curtains and gently shines on the desk. Sparkling golden light dances among the plastic fragments on the ground.

The photo of Moonlight Gale was trampled by two hazy bodies, and their figures were reflected clearly on the white wall by the sunlight.

Until the heat of the light yellow tea dissipates in the tea cup on the desk, and the fragrance of cherry blossoms brought by the breeze outside the window.

Mixed with the fragrance of heather in the light atmosphere of the room, it makes people feel enchanted.

It's spring, the season of resurrection.

It is also the season when temperatures rise.

After a period of intense and anxious passionate interaction, Naruto took a small breath and walked to the window to have a close contact with the midday sun.

"I'm sorry, Sister Xiyan, I accidentally stepped on the photo frame of you and Brother Gale."

"I'll reframe it for you later."

With that said, Naruto leaned down and picked up the photo of Uzuki Xiyan and Moonlight Hayate.

In fact, it would be exciting enough to watch the moonlight blast.

If possible, Naruto would even want to frame this photo on his bedside for Hayate to see every day.

But no.

The main reason why Naruto did this was to make Uzuki Xiyan happy.

Let Uazuki Xiyan know that Naruto cares about her and will even be jealous for her.

"No, just give me the photo and I'll just put it away next time."

Maoyue Xiyan stood up, the sun shone on her beautiful face, and Terensu, who was scattered on the ground under her feet, reflected the white light.

After finishing speaking, Uozuki Xiyan stepped forward to Naruto and raised her hand to touch Naruto's hair.

But suddenly he discovered that Naruto had grown a lot taller, and he had to raise his hand high to touch him.

Seeing this, Naruto took the initiative to bend down, put his head over, and said with a smile: "Sister, rub it."

He hates people touching his head.

But Uzuki Yugao, who dared to sneak attack Kisame Inikisaki to protect him even with his weak strength, can be touched.

Uoyuki Xiyan looked at Naruto, with a different kind of joy flashing in her melancholy eyes.

She was very satisfied with Naruto's attitude towards her today.

"This photo will never appear in front of you again, don't worry."

"Don't be so jealous."

Rubbing Naruto's hair, the rubbing turned into a hug. Uzuki Xiyan leaned on Naruto's shoulder and gently grabbed Naruto's back.

Having worked in ANBU for many years, she had almost no friends in real life, and most of them were just casual acquaintances.

She is so lonely.

I long for a warm embrace.

At this moment, looking at Uazuki's face like this, Naruto felt a little regret for not caring about Moonlight Hayate's life or death.

But it was only for a moment.

"Such a good sister Xiyan, of course it's only appropriate for me to take care of you."

"Moonlight Hayate was destined to die in the original work. I helped him take good care of Uoyuki Xiyan. He should thank me."

Hug for a long, long time.

Naruto and Uozuki Xiyan slowly separated,

After putting on the clothes left on the sofa, Naruto straightened his collar, smiled slightly and kissed Uzuki Xiyan's lips.

"Sister Xiyan, I'm leaving first. When you are at home alone, think of me more so that you won't be bored."

"Or you can go find Teacher Hong for a drink or something. She has returned to Konoha."

At this moment, Naruto felt like an old father who was worried about his daughter's social life, and was very concerned about Uzuki Xiyan's solitary life.

Uzuki Xiyan rolled her eyes at him, pursed her lips and said, "I know, if you have anything to do, go as soon as possible. Don't keep Tsunade-sama waiting, brother Naruto."

The two looked at each other, smiled, turned and left.

There may be some reluctance, but Naruto can't just immerse himself in the gentle land of Uazuki Xiyan.

There are still many gentle villages waiting for him to take care of.

Today is destined to be a busy day.

It was still early, and before going to the Hokage Building to find Tsunade, Naruto planned to go to the Sarutobi Clan's headquarters.

He wanted to find Sarutobi Hazuki who had been away for a long time.

This is how a man with feelings is. As long as he goes somewhere, he has to take good care of every woman. ,

Only by sharing the rain and dew can the harem be harmonious. Preferring one side to another will only cause resentment, and may even end up making you a cuckold.

Although Sarutobi Hazuki's depravity value has been fully charged by Naruto, and it is impossible to cuckold Naruto, Naruto still thinks about her.

However, after arriving at the Sarutobi tribe, the first person Naruto met was not Sarutobi Hazuki.

But it was the eldest Sarutobi Konohamaru. As soon as he saw Naruto, his whole body entered a state of excitement, and he ran over shouting "Naruto-san".

"Konohamaru, you'd better stop. It's up to men to kiss each other. If you come any closer, I'm going to beat you up."

"Brother Naruto, what does it mean to accept or not kiss between men?"

"It means that men cannot touch each other."

"Al, why?"

"No reason."

Konohamaru, who was severely reprimanded by Naruto, was obviously a little confused. A child of his age still didn't realize what Nantong was.

But he really admired Naruto too much, so Naruto had to guard against this kid making mistakes in the future.

"Brother Naruto, can a man and a woman kiss each other?" Konohamaru suddenly asked inexplicably.

Naruto raised his eyebrows, and instantly realized that something seemed not quite right, so he asked, "How could you ask such a question, Konohamaru?"

After all, Konohamaru is too talented and can draw inferences from one instance to another.

Or.

Someone taught him a bad lesson?

Konohamaru scratched his head, seeming to be remembering something, then clapped his hands and said with a silly smile: "Last time I saw you and my mother being very close, Naruto-san, and you two were playing the game of having children together. ”

"puff!"

Hearing this, Naruto almost spit out blood and hurriedly covered Konohamaru's mouth.

Then look around.

Fortunately, there was no one in Sarutobi's house today, and only Konohamaru was in the whole yard. Otherwise, it would be very embarrassing if anyone heard him.

"Konohamaru, how could you say such a thing? You can't falsely accuse your brother Naruto and your mother."

Naruto must get to the bottom of this matter, otherwise he wouldn't care, but it would cause great damage to Sarutobi Hazuki's reputation.

Konohamaru said: "I'm not making false accusations. I clearly saw you and your mother playing the game of having children, Naruto-nii. I witnessed it with my own eyes. Don't try to lie to me."

"What do you know about childbirth games? You're just kidding, don't talk nonsense." Naruto tried to retort.

Konohamaru was not convinced, he hated others treating him like a child.

"Don't treat me like a child. I have secretly watched the video left by my grandfather. Uncle Asma told me that it was a game of giving birth."

"Naruto-nii, this is the kind of game you played with my mother in her room last time."

"You obviously want to give me a younger sibling with my mother."

Seeing Konohamaru's serious look, Naruto knew that this kid Konohamaru probably really witnessed it.

Naruto hoped that Konohamaru wouldn't hate him when he grew up.

If he really wanted to hate him, then Naruto would have no choice but to use stick education.

"Konohamaru, tell me, have you ever told anyone else about this?"

Children usually can't keep their mouths shut, and Naruto was worried that Konohamaru would talk nonsense to others.

But Konohamaru was obviously no ordinary kid.

He shook his head: "Brother Naruto, I didn't tell anyone else. I only told my mother that I found out."

Ah this

That's fine, just barely.

"What did your mother say?" Naruto breathed a sigh of relief and asked.

Konohamaru chuckled: "Mom said, this is a surprise prepared by Brother Naruto and her."

Hearing this, Naruto had to give Sarutobi Hazuki a thumbs up.

She really dared to say it.

He is not afraid of what Konohamaru will think of her when he grows up and becomes sensible in the future.

"Okay, I admit it."

Naruto sighed, stood up solemnly and ruffled Konohamaru's hair.

"I did play the game of giving birth to a baby with your mother, but that was so that you wouldn't be alone Konohamaru, do you understand?"

Konohamaru nodded excitedly.

"Naruto-nii, I understand."

Seeing his excited expression, Naruto felt an indescribable feeling of guilt.

"Konohamaru, so you must never tell others about your mother and me."

"After you have younger siblings, let's tell others about this surprise."

Konohamaru always listened to Naruto's words. One second he said it, Konohamaru agreed the next.

"Konohamaru, can you tell me where your mother is? Brother Naruto wants to continue looking for her to have children."

"Mom and Aunt Mari went to the Hyuga clan together."

After getting the whereabouts of Sarutobi Hazuki, Naruto casually taught Konohamaru two low-level fire escape ninjutsu, and then left the Sarutobi clan's clan.

Heading towards Hinata's house.

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At the same time, outside Konoha Hospital.

Three similar figures gathered in the corner.

Although they were already hiding in the shadows, Nara Shikamaru and Hinata Neji were both restless at this time.

It felt like a fire was rising in my chest.

"Why, why did everything become like this?" Nara Shikamaru held the report in his hand and looked left and right. The more he looked at it, the more he wanted to cry, and the more he looked at it, the colder his heart became.

It's been determined.

The report clearly stated that he and Sasuke were indeed blood brothers.

How ridiculous is it that the son of the Uchiha clan leader and the son of the Nara clan leader are actually brothers.

"No wonder people in my family never like me."

"No wonder my father and grandfather have always regarded me as an enemy. It turns out that everything happens for a reason."

The more Shikamaru thought about it, the angrier he became, and the more he thought about it, the more painful he became.

"Hey, look at it a little bit. When I first learned about this, I was in pain too."

Sasuke patted Shikamaru on the shoulder, feeling secretly happy.

Sure enough, as long as you share the pain with others, you won't feel so sad.

"You're talking lightly, is it that easy to see away?" Shikamaru slapped Sasuke's arm away, his eyes turned red unconsciously, and tears fell down his eyes.

"Why is it not easy? I'm just open-minded."

Sasuke shrugged indifferently, then pointed at Neji and said calmly: "You see, Neji is quite calm."

This sentence seems to be a poisonous sentence.

As soon as he finished speaking, Neji fell to the ground and looked at the sky with a blank expression.

He was still murmuring:

"how could be?"

"how could be?"

"How could my mother be such a person? There must be a misunderstanding."

"Yes, there must be a misunderstanding."

Just now, only Shikamaru and Sasuke were defeated, because Sakura suddenly ran over to them and seemed to recognize them. The three of them had no choice but to leave with Shikamaru's report sheet.

In other words, Neji's outcome is actually not 100% certain.

Just looking at Sasuke's sworn appearance and Shikamaru's conclusive evidence, Neji was already subconsciously inclined to believe it.

Looking at the decadent Ningji, Sasuke raised his eyebrows unconsciously.

"I just asked Sakura for a small favor and deceived Neji. He is really innocent."

‘Bah, bah, bah, you shouted wrong. ’

'By the way, can I still call Sakura Sakura? ’

‘Damn it, that damn Ming. Changshou guy, you really left me with a huge problem. ’

Shaking his head and putting away the unnecessary thoughts, Sasuke put his arm around Shikamaru's shoulders and pulled him with him to stand in front of Neji.

"I'm asking you two, can your endurance be stronger? If you want to be strong, why don't you even have this endurance?"

"Besides, the three of us are brothers, which is actually a good thing, isn't it?"

These words sounded like comfort.

But in reality, he was in serious need of a beating.

That is to say, Neji and Shikamaru are not in the mood to fight Sasuke now, otherwise they will have to fight him.

"Sasuke."

Unlike Neji who was completely in a state of collapse, Shikamaru still had some sense, and he looked at Sasuke with heavy eyes.

Asked: "Is our father your father?"

It's not surprising that Shikamaru would ask this question.

Because his "father" didn't want to see him, he could guess that Nara Shikaku was not his biological father.

It can only be someone else.

And this other person is most likely Sasuke's father who was the first to discover this.

Sasuke also understood the meaning of Shikamaru's words.

But what Shikamaru expected, Sasuke shook his head sadly: "The Uchiha clan leader is not my biological father."

For a moment, the air became a little quiet.

Even though Hyuga Neji's excited shouts were heard, he got up with a smile and said: "Let me just say, my mother must be fine."

The father of the three of them was not Nara Shikaku or Uchiha Fugaku, so who else could it be?

Hinata Neji breathed a sigh of relief.

Mom is still the good woman in his mind.

However, at this time Sasuke suddenly said something.

"I'm sorry, the fathers of the three of us are not the people you think of."

"It may sound a bit magical to you, but this thing really happened."

"Actually"

"The three of us should be named Uzumaki, the Uzumaki named Uzumaki Naruto."