Laundry Divers: An Erotic Lesbian LitRPG

After an alchemically infused shower and a health potion, Sabrina’s extensive chemical burns were washed away like nothing. To her, the more miraculous thing was that Jade was the one washing her. Sabrina’s cute foul-mouthed roommate ran slipper hands all over her body. Each fondle and grope made Sabrina shiver with the feeling of butterflies in her stomach.

Before either of them knew it, their haphazard make-out landed them in Jade’s bed. Sabrina kissed Jade’s neck, and then her ear, and finally her mouth landed at her nipple, and began to suckle at it. Each of their hands found the other’s wet mounds, letting their fingers explore each other’s velvety folds.

Jade’s fingers on Sabrina’s clit felt leagues better than her own could ever manage, by virtue of being Jade’s.  After a little while of soft mutual teasing, Jade pulled back. With a hungry look in her eyes, her hand went behind her back, and shortly after pulled back up with a shining butt plug. Setting the butt plug on her night stand, Jade nudged Sabrina to lie on her back.

Sabrina followed her roommate’s lead, lying down, pretending not to know Jade’s intentions. In no time, her vision was invaded by the sight of Jade’s athletic thighs and ass. Jade didn’t hover over Sabrina’s face, instead fully utilizing her as a seat. Sabrina was thrilled by the moderate smothering, rather than alarmed. Her level ups meant she could get by with a lot less air than a baseline human, and some weight was nothing to the hardy face of an adventurer.

Sabrina started on licking Jade’s clit, but Jade wriggled away from that. “You’re not down there for that, you’re down there to eat my ass like a good girl,” Jade corrected sternly.

Sabrina couldn’t speak, but if she could, the only word that came to mind was sploosh. Jade knew exactly what she was doing to Sabrina— making her so horny that it hurt. Sabrina channeled all of that energy into eating Jade’s cute and clean pucker with the zenith of her skill’s magical power. She lapped at it with the flat of her tongue, playfully poked into the hole, and massaged it skillfully.

Above her, Jade was being pushed to her limits. Her back curved inward and her hands groped at her own breasts. “Holy fuck! That’s fucking insane! It shouldn’t be able to feel so good! I’m gonna…” Jade could say no more, and she reflexively held her breath, her face flushed red, and her toes curled.

It took all of her willpower to resist straightening her legs. From the combination of playing with her own tits and Sabrina’s magical tongue between her cheeks, an orgasm like nothing else coursed through her. Waves of fluid squirted out of her and onto Sabrina’s chin and chest. She dragged out her climax for a good two minutes that felt like two hours, until the last gentle squirt announced her landing back on earth.

Jade lingered a moment, before slowly repositioning to lie down chest to chest with Sabrina. She kissed Sabrina. First it was her lips, then her cheek, then her neck. All the while, two fingers slowly wormed their way into Sabrina’s delicious cunt. Then, right up to Sabrina’s ear, Jade whispered, “your turn.”

Jade lied down and lifted her legs. Sabrina took the invitation, sitting on her friend’s face and lowering her own down to the generously laid-out meal. Tired of the suspense, they each chowed down like they’d been itching to for so long.

They spent hours exploring and pleasing each other. Sometimes they’d take some time to simply hold each other, and repeat their confessions of love. Other times they’d put their physical stamina and resistance to damage, particularly chafing to the test. This rhythm went on until Sabrina got a message in her head she couldn’t ignore.

“Oh fuck,” Sabrina blurted out. “The egg is ready.”

It was a strange, but not unpleasant sensation. The egg shook and wiggled its way out, until with a pop it escaped all at once. Her mind raced with possibilities for what kind of absurdly powerful piece of gear would come out of the egg floating before her. It cracked open, leaving a blinding ball of light. The light subsided and took shape of the newest tool in Sabrina’s arsenal.

“What the fuck,” Sabrina demanded. Jade, meanwhile, simple burst into laughter.

It was a dick.

Legendary bonded item: Living Dildo.

The Living Dildo, when accepted, links to the wielder. All sensations experienced by the dildo are experienced by the wielder in turn. It can be attached to and detached from surfaces at will. When attached to a consenting person, they share in the link.  Produces and expels magical semen. Does not cause pregnancy or transmit STIs.

Measurements: 10  inches insertable length. 8.5 inches peak circumference.

Accept? [Y/N]

Sabrina was at a loss for words. Jade, apparently, was not. “That’s so fucking cool! What does it do? Does it, like, work? Is there a dude out there who stuck his dick in a magic glory hole?”

“I… no. I don’t think so. It says I have a link to it, so I can feel it. Other people can… I guess wear it, and which links it to them to.”

Jade’s eyes went wide and her mouth fell open. “A magic fucking strap?! I can fuck you with a dick and feel it? Fuck, it’s huge, too. I might never take it off.”

Sabrina had no clue how to react to the fact that Jade was treating this as it was her own. Rather, she deflected by saying, “I’m not even sure if I want to accept it. If gives me an option not to.”

“Are you kidding? It’s a no-brainer.”

Sabrina shrugged. “It’s a big responsibility.”

Jade chuckled slightly, and argued, “oh please! I’ll take care of it. I’ll feed it and clean up after it. Wait… does it cum?”

“Yeah.”

Now, Jade had simply resorted to giving Sabrina puppy-dog eyes, slowly blinking. Sabrina rolled her own eyes in retort, before folding. She accepted.

The Living Dildo fell into Sabrina’s hands, surprising her with its wait. It was the biggest she’d ever seen and had the swinging balls to match. She wouldn’t be surprised if it was the fattest dick on earth, even if some non-organic dildos had it beat. It was bizarre having a whole new body part added to her senses all at once, especially such a sensitive one.

Jade was shaking with anticipation. “Lemme see, lemme see!”

Sabrina careful held it out, and Jade snatched it up haphazardly.

“Oof! Careful with the balls,” Sabrina begged.

“So how do I…” before Jade could finish her thought, she’d managed to clip it over her mons. “Whoa… whoa! Wow that feels to weird… and what happened to my pubes? Are they under there?”

They both felt every exploratory touch Jade gave it. Quickly, it went from half-mast to rock hard. Entranced, Jade pulled the tight foreskin all the way back, exposing the sensitive glans.

“This is awesome… can I fuck you with it?”

Sabrina simply eyed her new remote cock hungrily and nodded. She turned and stuck her substantial ass in the air, swaying it enticingly from side to side. Jade pounced without a second thought.

 It was insane how fast it all happened. Within a minute of finding out about this magic dick, Jade had the tennis ball-sized head lined up with Sabrina’s perfect pussy.

“Are you ready?”

“Shut up and fuck me, already.”

Jade wasn’t one to turn down a friend. With a little push, the head was submerged into Sabrina’s sublime warmth. It was a shocking new sensation. There was little that either of them appreciated more than a good pussy. Yet neither had experienced one from this perspective. The extremely sensitive probing tool shed a new light on a longtime obsession the two friends shared.

“Holy shit,” Jade gasped. “Your pussy is fucking amazing.”

“I know,” Sabrina agreed. She was consumed by the bizarre experience. All at once, she was getting fucked by the biggest dick she’d ever even considered possible, aided by magical elasticity, while also feeling her silky cunt from the perspective of the dick inside of her. “That’s so weird. Your dick feels amazing too. Or… my dick?”

“Our dick,” Jade offered, drawing a smile from Sabrina. She gave more, shimmying deeper into Sabrina’s pussy. Each new sliver of covered ground felt even better somehow. Not even halfway down, Jade gently found the bottom. Softly kissing Sabrina’s cervix, Jade asked, “is that okay?”

It was better than okay. Something about Sabrina’s stretchy perk had replaced the sensation in her cervix. What would have felt like getting speared in the ovaries was now a secret button inside of her wired to send maximum bandwidth to the pleasure centers of her brain. Sabrina nodded, holding her breath. She choked out, “keep going. I want all of you.” After a sharp breath, she added, “don’t be gentle. Fuck me as hard as you fucking can.”

A fire was ignited in the pit of Jade’s gut at the command. An animalistic drive possessed her as she slammed the rest of her monstrous cock into the woman she loved. The rational part of her, relegated to the back seat of her mind, worried that she’d just seriously hurt Sabrina. When she heard Sabrina’s squeals of delight, all concern was snuffed out. All that was left of her was the fucking.

Even with the generous cushion Sabrina’s ass provided, Jade repeatedly slammed down so hard it felt like a punch to her pubic bone, mimicking the beat of a strobe light. The feeling was unlike anything Jade had ever imagined, and it was doubly sensational for Sabrina. After just a few minutes of this, a wonderful tickle grew within the dick, hinting at what was to come.

Jade didn’t dare to slow down. She let the feeling build until everything came rushing out of her at once. Jade already had experience with orgasms being channeled through an expulsion from her urethra, but this was a whole new animal. Waves of love melted out of her every nerve in her dick sang in harmony.

 Jade didn’t let up when the flood gates open, riding that high for as long as he could. After around fifteen seconds, though, she reached a peak that made her body spasm like a seizure, rapidly rocking back and forth by an inch while balls deep until she collapsed onto Sabrina.

Sabrina experienced all this and so much more. Having that massive cock bucking inside her was its own flavor of bliss. It scratched itches so deep that she may have been the first woman to discover they existed. Soft petite Jade, the love of Sabrina’s life, became a feral beast and ravaged her deliciously.

Even without the supernatural element of both pleasures flooding her body at once it would have been the fucking of Sabrina’s life. The cherry on top was the ending. Sabrina got to have a simultaneous orgasm with her self. The two unique climaxes harmonized perfectly. Sabrina felt that she was the only person on earth who had ever felt what a real orgasm felt like, while everyone else had only ever gotten one of the two halves.

When Jade got her bearings, hitting the massive dick in Sabrina with all of her weight, she almost pulled out. Then she realized she had a hotter option. She released her attachment to the dick, and pulled away with it still throbbing inside of Sabrina. Now free, she fell beside her roommate to hold her.

At seeing the tears that soaked Sabrina’s face and the sheet below, Jade asked, “are you okay?”

Sabrina sniffed, giving a nod. Her heart was fluttering with love for Jade and pure joy. “I’m just so happy.”