Lord God Investigator

Early in the morning, Luo Feng sat in the office of the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. holding the New York Times and reading the news.

In this era, it’s enough to read the news and swipe your phone, but Luo Feng’s background is an old fairy who has lived for hundreds of years. In order to integrate into the role, he must abide by certain rules of behavior, such as habit of reading newspapers instead of Swipe the phone.

“Last night, there was a tragic car accident on the Manhattan Bridge. A pair of desperate mandarin ducks who overdose drove their motorcycles down the bridge and both died. The police are still putting together their remains…”

“The Patriotic Veterans Committee protested in front of the White House, demanding that the government treat veterans kindly and respect the martyrs. The protest crowd held up the slogan’Heroes shed blood and tears, how can icebergs bury their loyal bones” and shouted:’Dedicated to the country without any remains, Twitter should govern the country. The president’s slogan requires the authorities to search for the remains of World War II hero Steve Rogers for burial…”

“Tony Stark had a fight with someone in a nightclub. According to witnesses, Stark failed to molest a seemingly underage girl, and was kicked to the point of a gang fight.

Ms. Pepper Poz, Assistant to the President of the Stark Group, was also involved. It is said that the injury was serious. For this reason, she had a fierce argument with Tony Stark. There were rumors that she would fire her boss and leave Stark. The group…Osborne Industries and Hanmer Industries have all extended invitations to Ms. Pepper-Potz…”

“Tsk tusk…” Luo Feng muttered with a smack of his mouth: “Mr. Big Shit is really not a good tool. I don’t know which chivalry was the heroine who took the shot until the girl was kicked and the pepper was beaten.”

While watching the newspaper, the door of the office was pushed open, and the little crazy cat Wanda walked in dejectedly. She was almost bending her waist and her face to the ground, shuffling her steps, looking like a zombie.

“bored–“

She moaned with a long sound like a zombie.

Luo Feng threw down the newspaper, frowned and asked, “How can you be bored now that you are rich and free? If you are bored, play by yourself. If I were you, those legs could play for two years.”

“Uh–“

She grumbled like a dying zombie, and put her head on Luo Feng’s desk, pouting her butt.

“What’s the matter?”

As the director, caring about female subordinates is due, and Luo Feng can only ask patiently.

“I-am-so-horny!”

The little crazy cat Wanda uttered this English in a painful tone.

“Water?”

Director Luo looked confused, he scratched his head and said, “So you came to me?”

Luo Feng thought for a while, felt that it is still necessary to cheer up the female subordinates, ask her to boost her spirits, and muttered: “I’m a chief, a decent person, but if you need help… …”

He swept the bits and pieces on the desk to the ground, pointed to the desk and said: “Then lie down, I will work hard, and help you solve it.”

Little Crazy Cat Wanda smiled brightly, crossed her hands to take off her small T-shirt that leaked the umbilical cord, but she turned over her clothes and didn’t take it off. Both hands raised her **** to Luo Feng.

Luo Feng was so angry that he was so mad at her!

“I have no time to joke with you, get out of my office!”

An angry Luo Feng pointed at the door and shouted.

The little crazy cat really rolled up on the ground, but didn’t get out of the door, rolled back and then rolled back, making a zombie-like moan again.

“Uh-boring-boring -“

Luo Feng followed suit. Seeing her, he still refused to leave. He patiently asked, “Is there anything you want to tell me? I’m a bureau chief, and I have so many things every day. I don’t have time to spend with you.”

“Remember the male friend you mentioned to me?”

The little crazy cat Wanda jumped up and lay on his desk, holding his chin in his hands, raising his head and saying.

“Oh, that blessed gentleman.” Luo Feng nodded and said, “What’s wrong with him? Shot out spider silk and sealed you? Want to borrow scissors from me?”

Little Crazy Cat glared at him, and because he couldn’t beat him, he held back the breath.

“I went to play with him yesterday, and the atmosphere was pretty good later, but he refused me. I really don’t understand why this is!” She said distressedly, “As a man, can you explain to me using your man’s thinking? a bit?”

Luo Feng wondered: “Aren’t you also a man before? The medicine I gave you has no effect on amnesia, don’t you think for yourself?”

“What I want to ask is the psychology of a virgin like my male friend.”

The little crazy cat opened his hand and said, “You have seen my information. I lost my first time very early. I forgot whether it was my uncle or a certain sister. My childhood memories are blurred. “

Luo Feng nodded clearly. This is true. The male friend is still a virgin, and Mr. Wade Wilson probably has long forgotten how virgins think.

The little crazy cat said with a bitter face, “I think it’s the first time that men value girls, so I want to leave that to him. I don’t want to use cucumbers casually. I can solve them by myself, so I’m holding back now. It was very uncomfortable, and he refused to help. It was really annoying!”

“If you want me to say that even the man I love dare not push, you still say you love him?”

Luo Feng urged: “To deal with a person like your male friend, just go to bed quietly and give him directly to him. After the job is over, he will be yours.”

Rao is a **** like Little Crazy Cat, and feels that it’s not appropriate to do this, frowning and saying: “Is it really okay? He can’t cry, he won’t have any psychological shadows? He won’t call the police to catch me, right? ?”

“We are S.H.I.E.L.D. and have judicial immunity. Let go of your legs and do it. The police will settle it.”

Luo Feng patted his chest and said, “As for that friend who has a mental breakdown, it will be easy to handle. There is a master of mind manipulation in our Avengers, who will directly wash away his hard memory by you. It hasn’t happened before. You can try another posture next time.”

The little crazy cat bit his fingers and thought, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that the Secretary made sense.

“Hmm… As expected of the director.”

She smiled and nodded: “Sure enough, you Chinese have a lot of ways, I will try it now!”

Seeing her happy look, Luo Feng nodded in relief and watched her jump out of the director’s room.

As a leader, he can untie the knot of the female subordinates, help her relieve depression, and let the smile bloom on her face again. Luo Feng’s heart is full of pride. This is the true leadership temperament.

The gloomy man Nick Fury made the Avengers miserable in the original plot, and had to sacrifice Coleson to unite the players. This level is really far from his own.

After doing a good deed, Luo Feng was in a good mood. He picked up the newspaper and continued to read, but he heard the buzzing of the window in the director’s room. When he put down the newspaper, it was Aurora goddess Aurora who was opening the window. She controlled the alloy. The window frame flew away and flew into the director’s room from the open window.

Aurora was still stern, but there was a faint feeling of disappointment in her brows and eyes, as if something was on her mind.

Luo Feng sat in a precarious manner, randomly found a piece of white paper to write and draw, pretending to be serious and busy.

“Director Luo, I want to talk to you.”

Aurora’s cold voice rang in her ears.