Lord God Investigator

Although the relationship between Bruce and Damian father and son has been very bad, after all, this rebellious son is still Bruce’s own flesh and blood. According to the Chinese saying, it is to break the bones and connect the tendons, so that they will not cause the enemy to meet with jealously. Bruce During the five years when I traveled to the parallel universe, I occasionally thought of my son who stayed in the original universe, but I still thought about it.

After all, without comparison, I don’t know how good my son is. There are many Damiens in the parallel universe. After Bruce secretly observes, the more he looks at these trash-like Damiens, the more he feels that his own Damian is really. Too strong.

Perhaps it is because of the mentality of “it was difficult for the sea to be water”. If you have seen good ones, you will magnify your shortcomings when you see them. Compared with their own Damian, the Damian of the parallel universe is simply a group of lower maggots. In any respect, it was far from his own Damian.

The only problem with his own Damian is that he is very disobedient, but the parallel universe’s Damian is not much better. He is equally stubborn, paranoid and stubborn, and the parallel universe’s Damian’s stubbornness is more like a kind of young ignorance. He is self-willed, childish and childish.

Damian’s stubbornness is a kind of insistence on principles, a concept that a mature man sticks to. It is not so much that he is playing a child’s temper, as it is that a person who knows the destiny follows his heart and is not interfered by foreign objects. Perseverance.

I haven’t seen him for five years. At first sight, I saw the grown-up youth version of Damian. The beautiful girl Bruce was relieved at first. She only felt that her son had grown up and his appearance and body shape became more and more similar to her own. With the magical new ability of teleportation, there is the kind of old father-like sense of harvest and pride when seeing the child mature and stand alone.

In the end, this kid just said hello, and he almost got Bruce out of a heart attack!

On weekdays, Bruce is also a calm and calm person, but when she sees Damian’s bird-like mentality, she collapses a little. Before, she was able to suppress her anger, at least to maintain restraint on the surface, but was changed by Damian. The deputy beautiful girl, Pi, did not know whether it was an endocrine imbalance or was tortured too much by the inconvenient days every month. This emotion was getting more and more unstable.

Although the body looks very young, in actual age, the beautiful girl version of Bruce is already a menopausal aunt. It seems to show a little bit of symptoms of menopausal syndrome. This problem is also reflected in the gender reversal parallel universe in the original plot, such as Bruce, the drowned wraith among the Nightmare Knights, would not be manic enough to be immortal with the Aquaman and lead to extinction if he were not in menopause.

“Stop screaming, I didn’t listen to your suggestion to recruit players in that dirty and nasty way!” Bruce exclaimed angrily: “You have to call these people uncles and aunts if you want to call them!”

Damian curled his lips and mumbled: “I said, no wonder the number of recruits is so small, and the quality is not good. If you follow my knowing advice, you can recruit thousands of people, thousands of super If you are a hero, you can at least have the power to fight against the dark multiverse. Right now, it’s not enough for Barbatos to stuff his teeth…”

“Recruiting thousands of Justice League cores?” Bruce said angrily: “When you go to the parallel universe to recruit superheroes, you go to the supermarket to buy food? Recruiting one person takes a lot of tongue and energy. These people are my five During the year, he helped several parallel universes to resolve the crisis of destruction before they were recruited.”

“You can’t do this calculation, let me do the calculations for you.”

Damian also drew his fingers seriously and calculated the account with her: “Five years is 1825 days. If you follow my advice, recruit one a day, at least 1825 parallel universe superheroes can be recruited. If you are diligent, two or three or even five or six a day, let alone thousands of people, recruiting tens of thousands of people is no problem!”

Bruce was almost fainted with anger, and only felt that every word of Damian’s horrible words was pungent. She screamed: “You let me use the disgusting method you said to recruit tens of thousands of people. What do you think of me? I am also dignified and human!”

“Tsk! You, it’s like’be brave and courageous, contemptuous, cherish one’s life when doing big things, forget about life when seeing small gains, not a hero!’” Damian shook his head, looking unconvincing. The disappointed expression of his son’s expression said: “Compared with the life and death of hundreds of millions of creatures in the entire multiverse, what is your dignity and personality? What can you do with a stinky skin? This is called’doing big things. Cherish your body’, pity your own beautiful body like a white lotus and refuse to selflessly dedicate to all sentient beings!”

Damian is also justified and confident, and the more he speaks, the more he gets excited: “In order to save the multiverse, you should develop your physical value to the extreme where the law allows, not to mention that you should do this as a superhero. , These are the basic qualities that a billionaire should possess. Without the quality of hard work, how can you make a fortune? Oh, I almost forgot, you are not a rich generation, but a rich second generation. You just need to have good reincarnation skills, no You need to struggle, and it’s normal without this basic quality.”

The beautiful girl, Bruce, rolled her eyes when she heard it, and she didn’t know where Damian came from to find such a set of theories. Although they are all crooked, at first glance, there is still some truth.

“Usually when you fight with some super villains, you are often affected by civilians who accidentally enter the battlefield. You are not eager to kill enemies that may destroy the world at any time, but to save the one or two victims you see. If you fall into a disadvantage or even lead yourself into a crisis, you are not afraid that you will lose your hand to save those one or two people, and the villain will win the final victory and destroy the world. Seven billion people will be destroyed?”

Damian continued to comment honestly: “You are seeing’little profit but forgetting justice’, picking up sesame seeds and losing watermelon. It is not a high-dimensional existence that wipes your ass. You have ruined the earth many times! I’ve said that you’re too small and you can’t do big things at all. You must think you can do it yourself, thinking you are the smartest and most correct person in the universe. It’s all right now. You have broken such a simple errand. In five years, I have recruited so many crooked melons and cracked dates and wasted the X metal card that I finally got!”

After wandering in parallel universes for five years, and finally recruiting dozens of core members of the Justice League in parallel universes, Bruce never expected that this result would be rendered worthless by Damian. I thought that the number of dozens of superheroes would be a lot, but Damian’s goal turned out to be thousands to tens of thousands to pass.

The standards are different. Bruce’s standards are already excellent, but Damian’s standards are completely messed up and super failing!

“Dozens of Justice League cores! Why are there fewer people?” The beautiful girl Bruce couldn’t understand and said: “If you know that there are only seven cores in a parallel universe, under normal circumstances, these seven cores can save a universe, and They have also saved the universe countless times!”

“Hey~ a group of heroes living in dreams! Living in your own world, with high-dimensional protection behind the scenes, of course saving the world is as simple as eating and drinking water, but it involves a full-scale war in an infinite multiverse. It doesn’t sound good, there are thousands of captured parallel universe superheroes hanging on the outer wall of the Temple of Barbatos as batteries!”

Damian sneered: “It can be seen that the superheroes who have left this universe are like cannon fodder in the multiverse universe. You, you should step out of your own small world and look at the big world outside. Treat yourself as the protagonist and get used to the protagonist’s halo. After being the flowers in the greenhouse for a long time, you will be severely hit by the cold and cruel real world after you come out. Don’t always expect the big world to restart, there can be countless worlds. , But you have only one life. Even if the world restarts and everything starts again, will you still be the same as you?”

Having said that, Damian turned his face like a dog when he said that he turned his face, and said coldly, “Since you don’t believe that the people you recruited are useless, then I’ll prove it to you without me. , The total strength of the Demon Vanguard that surrounds you is 1.5 billion, so let me send 10,000 Demon Vanguard soldiers to take action to see how the Earth Defense Force’s 1/50,000 elite troops dealt with you and saved countless How easy is the superhero of the next world!”