Lord God Investigator

The Batman of the parallel universe first found the beautiful girl Bruce and asked her to send them back to their respective universes, but the beautiful girl Bruce wanted to send it but couldn’t send it. In order to recruit more members, they ran out of the last X Metal universal card to travel through the parallel universe, originally intended to lead a group of superheroes to defeat Barbatos to capture more X metal and then send the team members back to their original universe.

You must know that these superheroes come from different parallel universes, and the universal card can only open the space door of the parallel universe once. It is a one-way ticket and does not include a round trip. Unless the beautiful girl Bruce has dozens of universal cards, otherwise these superheroes You can only go home until the war is over. It is impossible to leave early.

In desperation, the beautiful girl Bruce could only beg to reach Mian. She remembered that besides using the universal card to travel through the parallel universe, Damian could also open the space door of the parallel universe by shouting heavy metal rock with a special frequency.

In front of the superheroes, Damian listened to the beautiful girl Bruce’s request, put on a helpless expression, opened his hands and said: “I have this special ability, but well… the dark multiverse The invasion is imminent, and they must pay close attention to the coordinates of our universe. At this juncture of the war, the space channel from our universe back to your universe will be opened. Are you not afraid that your universe will be targeted by the dark multiverse, and they will follow Are your steps going to your universe with you to burn, kill, and plunder?”

After Damian’s reminder, a group of superheroes suddenly awakened. As Damian said, if they evacuated from the current universe that is hostile to the dark multiverse and open a tunnel through the parallel universe, the coordinates will definitely be After being tracked, they might return to their universe with their front feet, and then the Knights of Nightmare on the back feet will kill them with their troops.

The DC universe is also a dark forest. The parallel universe that exposes its coordinates will definitely be targeted by the dark forces. If the defense of that universe is weak, it will become the next victim.

No one dares to mention going home now. Their homeland universe is no better than the fortress earth universe that has been modified by Damian’s magic. If one or two nightmare knights can turn their universe upside down, if they lead the nightmare knight to In their hometown universe, they became sinners in the entire universe.

Damian glanced around and saw that the superheroes stopped mentioning going home, he smiled and said: “Everyone is here, why bother to go back? Fighting against Barbatos is not the responsibility of our family. Barbatos’ evil plan is successful, and all parallel universes are not immune. Since you have the chance to come to the front line before the war, at least do your best to protect your own universe.”

A Batman from the parallel universe hugged his arms and said with a pity: “Your military is already so powerful. You can beat us to the ground with one-fifteen thousandths of force. What use can we stay here?”

“This brother-in-law…cough cough, Mr. Wayne, you are wrong to say that. Don’t put yourself in vain. Even a pair of underwear and a roll of toilet paper are useful.”

Damian shook his head and said: “As a person who loves environmental protection, I use an environmental protection concept, that is,’garbage is just a resource that is misplaced.’ You actually played an important role in the war against Barbatos. It’s just that you didn’t find your own position.”

All superheroes felt that the very annoying Wayne’s rebellious son was ridiculing them, but they couldn’t get any actual evidence, and they couldn’t defeat the seven billion army under this servant, so they could only quietly swallow them. This is a bad breath.

The parallel universe Batman who was speaking bit his back molar and said bitterly, “Then what do you think of our position in this war?”

“Gentlemen, you always seem to position yourself as frontline fighters who rush to the front line and fight with the enemy bayonet. You think that your role in a war is only in the strength of your combat power, and you only think that the number of super villains you defeated is the guardianship. .”

Damian talked eloquently and eloquently said: “This concept is really too small, right? How many German soldiers were killed by General Patton? Could it be that President Roosevelt strangled Hitler with his own hands? Wouldn’t the big people take the lead? Those who charge forward, but their influence on the outcome of the war is far greater than that of the commandos. As the saying goes, the good fighters have no magnificent merits, and the good fighters can win. There is no surprise, no wise name, and no courage. You should improve yourself. The rank of the army has changed from a shirtless soldier to a general who commanded thousands of troops and hundreds of millions of horses.”

The superheroes looked at each other and listened to Damian. He wanted them to be commanders of the army. This is also a good proposal. It is indeed better than the previous thugs and villains in the universe they belonged to. , Can be regarded as a brand new professional experience.

However, this kind of remarks were used to fool Superman, but they could not fool the clever Batman. Soon Batman from the parallel universe questioned: “You plan to drop us into the army as a commander? We are not familiar with the command process of the army, nor have we received professional training in commanding corps operations. Not to mention whether we can be competent for the position of an officer. I am afraid that the soldiers are unwilling to accept the command of an officer who is casually airborne by a superior?”

Damian nodded approvingly and said: “As expected of Batman, it is easy to talk to smart people! Yes, it is unrealistic to directly appoint you as military commanders. Not only will it not improve the combat effectiveness of the troops, it may also be due to your insufficient military literacy. It caused a catastrophe to entrap the soldiers.”

“Then what position do you plan to assign us to?”

“There is a position in the army of the former Mao Xiong State that is very suitable for you. This position does not require participation in military command. The main job is to motivate the soldiers and do ideological work for the soldiers.”

Damian replied: “Usually you only need to communicate with the soldiers more, talk to them more, set them as a good example, teach them to imitate your excellent qualities, so as to enhance the morale and courage of the soldiers. As long as you take the lead and shout: “Follow me!” Soldiers will give their lives to follow, and follow in your footsteps to start a charge.”

The superheroes looked at each other again. They had heard of such an officer position in the former Teddy Bear State. During the Second World War, such inspiring officers from the Teddy Bear State shouted “For the motherland, Ulla!” We faced the enemy’s machine guns and blasted them with blood, which could indeed greatly increase morale.

In a sense, this position is really suitable for them. Anyway, there is no way to return to the homeland universe. Instead of hiding behind in this frontline universe and pretending to be dead to avoid war, it is better to take up this military position to resist. The great cause of Barbatos’ invasion contributed a part.

Mindful of this, the superheroes of the parallel universe agreed to Damian’s proposal.

Before sending the superheroes away, Damian also exhorted earnestly: “As an motivating officer, the most important thing is to have a heart-to-heart with the soldiers. The communication must be in-depth, and you must not cope with things. You must truly love. Soldiers, caring for the soldiers, mingle with the soldiers, let the soldiers regard you as their relatives… Only when the closest connection with the soldiers is established, the soldiers will willingly serve you to death, just like you used to deal with fans when you met politicians. It’s no good to take a photo with your fans and shake hands and greet you. Even if you regard yourself as a star, you must be a star that can be contacted by AKB48, a star who grows up with fans. You must be grounded and get close to your fans!”

Sending away a group of superheroes, Damian quickly contacted the logistics department through the clone, and asked the battleship manufacturing plant of the logistics department to work overtime to produce more Bat theme park battleships, Superman theme park battleships, and Flash theme park battleships. The Earth Defense Force finally does not have to rely on robot dolls to motivate soldiers.

The beautiful girl Bruce’s trip to the parallel universe is not without gain. At least he has introduced a group of living newcomers to Damian’s military paradise. The quality of service is definitely shotgun-for-gun. The inspiring soldier service of the live-action superhero can be truly true. Injecting soul into soldiers is a hundred times better than robot dolls!

As for this group of superheroes protesting after discovering the truth? They all got on the thief boat that Damian made for them. It was not that easy to run, and then they would not be able to help them. No one would come to rescue them if they broke their throat!