Lord God Investigator

“Luna Luna, there are such terrible countries and terrible people in the world!”

The elven girl was terrified and shrank: “They clearly preached that they came for peace, and they also set up shelters to distribute clean water, food and blankets to people who went to seek refuge… Said that those soldiers are very kind, and they are completely different from the imperial and corrupted human imperial army. I thought they were good people.”

“Child, you are still too young, too innocent, sometimes naive.”

Luo Feng said with a sneer: “Dongying people quickly like to use the banner of’co-prosperity’ to disguise themselves as kindhearted people who send warmth, and maybe some time later they will play the banner of’Great Diverse Co-prosperity Circle’ to deceive. You guys, what do you say about Dongying people and a family of aliens? They came to help aliens in civilization and prosperity.”

Speaking of this, Luo Feng continued with a sullen face: “However, behind their seemingly polite and kindness, they actually conceal the arrogance that they regard as a high-ranking nation. They are humble and kind when they are weaker than their opponents. Once they find that their opponents are weak, It changed a face, and all that was left was insidious calculations and endless plunder!

Back then, the people of Dongying also expressed goodwill to our country. For a long time in history, they were humbled as slaves. However, when they got a little bit of power, they immediately planned to completely overthrow the Huaxia Kingdom and build their solar empire on the corpses of Huaxia Kingdom. In order to achieve this evil purpose, they even slaughtered 300,000 people so crazy, they used living people to do dark magic experiments to develop plague poisonous weapons! If you are not vigilant and are fooled by their hypocritical faces, your entire world will pay a huge price! “

The elf girl was suspicious and glanced at the alien soldiers who were talking to the villagers. She only felt that the aliens were very kind and warned the villagers that traces of dragons were found nearby, so that once the villagers saw the dragon, Immediately light up the smoke signal, and they will rush to help immediately.

The Dongying people I saw were completely different from the Dongying people described by Luo Feng. The mere elven girl was a little suspicious that Luo Feng was talking nonsense, but he was plausible, plausible, and extremely confident, just like stating the facts. It seems that what he said has really happened in the past, but the credibility is also high.

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Yuji Itami, the second-class Wei Lu, was flipping through the temporarily compiled temporary alien language dictionary while struggling to communicate with the elders of the elven village, without knowing that he had been labeled “evil wretched foreigner” in the mind of a certain elven girl. .

This Japanese-language dictionary of foreign languages ​​was obtained by the intelligence department in interrogating foreign troops who had invaded Ginza by opening the door of time and space. Due to time constraints, the interrogator used some inhumane methods. Fortunately, foreigners are in the Human Rights Convention. Shanghai is still in a state of vague positioning. Prisoners of war from other worlds are not protected by the Geneva Convention, so there is no need to worry about violating international law.

The dictionary has not been officially published yet, as an advance reconnaissance team only got an internal version. This dictionary came in handy, otherwise Itami Lu Wei really didn’t know how to deal with the natives of other worlds when the language was not clear.

This Self-Defense Force officer is thirty-three years old. To be fair, he is actually a harmless soldier. It seems inappropriate to describe a soldier as harmless, but this kind of contradiction does exist in the Self-Defense Force. Among the civil servants.

Itami is an otaku, and he is not ashamed to call himself an otaku on weekdays. It is well known that otaku are relatively inferior and herbivorous. Unless they stay home for a long time and their brains are broken, they will never be driven out of an animation company or a knife. Such terrible things as idol girls.

The superiors took a fancy to the attributes of his otaku, and then handed over this alien investigation mission to him. Perhaps he thought that otaku read more fantasy novels and comics, and could better understand the customs of other worlds, and it was easier to interact with the local indigenous people. Deal with.

This task affected his vacation, which made him uncomfortable, but after he came to another world and saw all kinds of alien races, he began to like this task.

For example, now, his mood is actually quite excited, which is why he got out of the car and saw the elven girls in the village as beautiful as the people in the painting.

To say that he has become lustful, the self-defense officer who has been divorced and has been standing for years is actually relatively peaceful, a bit typical of the Buddhist mentality of young people in a low-desire society, and can be said to barely reach the pass line of a gentleman. Up.

The reason for peeping into the ears of the elf girl is just that the fantasy world of the otaku dreams of seeing reality, which inspires his interest and curiosity. There are no evil thoughts, but they are not very strong and can be well controlled. I don’t want to stretch out my claws.

As a result, the actions that such a small normal man could make in this situation were really seen by the Juka who secretly observed him from a distance. With Luo Feng’s added efforts and vinegar, the first impression was immediately obvious. destroyed.

“Nani? The dragon has already been to your village, and has burned many villagers to death, and was finally crusade by a passing brave?”

After finally translating the words of the Elf Village Chief, and understanding the meaning of the expression, Itami Lu Wei was taken aback, and said in amazement: “This sounds like a part of a fantasy comic, also…this is a fantasy world originally.”

Turning through the Alien Language Dictionary, Itami struggled to say in crappy elf language: “The dragon is dead? Where is the corpse? Where is the brave?”

One of the missions given by the forward base to the reconnaissance team is to find the flying dragons that were observed before. You can see dragons alive and corpses when you die. The samples of dragon corpses are very important scientific research materials, which can be obtained from this powerful alien creature through dissection and testing. Get a lot of useful information.

Itami is also very interested in the dragon-slaying warrior mentioned by the village chief. One is to satisfy his own otaku’s taste and to meet the legendary brave in person, and the other is to serve as an important sample of information collection. Otherworldly warriors who kill the dragons that modern people need to shoot down by rockets with swords and magic from other worlds can assess how high the power level of the other world is.

The head of the elven village pointed to the direction of Qiuka’s house and said, “The brave man is at Qiuka’s house. Speaking of him, his hair color and appearance are similar to yours. Maybe he is from the same place as you? “

“What? That dragon slayer also has black hair and brown eyes, and looks like a Japanese?” Itami said to himself in surprise again, “Could it be that it was a special soldier from another investigation team?”

Turning through the dictionary, Itami asked in Elvish language: “What does the brave use to slay dragons?”

Having said this, he pointed to the assault rifle in the soldier’s hand and said, “Is it such a stick? Or, is it a thicker cylindrical rod?”

Elf Murakami raised his hand, clenched his fist and showed it to Itami, shook his head and said, “No, he used this dragon to kill.”

“what?”

“Fist! Lord Brave killed the dragon with one punch. The corpses were still piled in the barn, and the dragon heads were all hammered to pieces.”

“Nani! Are you sure his hair is black? Will it glow without turning golden?”