My Ninja Cat Thought I Was Weak, So I Stole Thunder Fruit

Chapter 1 My Ninja Cat thought I was weak, so I stole Thunder Fruit overnight!

Konoha calendar 54 years.

"Failed again."

Hefeng stood in front of the fitting mirror in the living room, looking at himself in the mirror.

Sword-browed and star-eyed, fresh and handsome, with a tall and slender figure.

His face value, even among the Uchiha four masters, is quite handsome.

It has to be said that the appearance gene of the Uchiha family is indeed very strong.

The man is handsome, the woman is charming.

But it's worth mentioning that...

Hefeng is not from this world, but a traveler.

Came to this world about fifteen years ago and became a member of the Uchiha tribe.

The parents of the predecessor were also very kind to themselves, and it can be said that they have poured countless efforts into themselves.

At the end of the Third Ninja World War, at the age of five, he was forced to go to the battlefield with his parents.

In order to protect himself, both his predecessor's parents died in front of him.

I thought that after returning to the village, the former parents could be buried generously, but who knew, their bodies were taken away privately by the root people.

Given the nature of that Danzo guy, it's easy to imagine what's going to happen.

However, Hefeng, who is only five years old, is powerless even if he knows everything.

However, under such violent mood swings, he turned on Sharingan.

Relying on Sharingan and Gou Zi Jue, Hefeng survived the third ninja war.

"If I write my life experience into an online novel and upload it to the Qidian Chinese website."

Hefeng couldn't help complaining about his experience.

Since the end of the Third Ninja War, he has often cast illusions on himself.

Constantly reenacting the scene of the day when the predecessor's parents died tragically.

So far, Hefeng has watched his parents die no less than two hundred times.

certainly……

The reason why he did this was not out of any morbid psychology.

But to stimulate your own brain.

Force yourself to activate the Mangekyō Sharingan through the pain of losing your parents!

Like many web text traversers.

Hefeng was lucky enough to watch this anime before coming to the world of Hokage.

I have a certain degree of understanding of some settings and plot trends.

He knows that as long as the brain is stimulated enough, the pupil technique called Sharingan can be activated.

The irritation intensifies.

You can upgrade the ordinary Gouyu Sharingan to Mangekyō Sharingan.

Unfortunately however...

Hefeng has been unable to turn this theory into reality.

No matter how many times he tried, the stimulation was always just a little bit less.

Today was another failed attempt to open the Mangekyō Sharingan.

"It's been ten years, Xiaoyu."

Xu Fan muttered to himself in the room.

The Xiaoyu he was talking about was not his younger sister or younger brother.

It was a stray cat found in the village a few years ago.

At that time, it was not long after it was born, and it was abandoned and lay dying on the side of the road.

Thinking that he was alone in this world, Hefeng took it home.

He also named it Xiaoyu.

With Hefeng taking good care of her, Xiaoyu not only thrives, but also breathes fireballs.

Let Hefeng immediately realize that this is a ninja cat.

After Hefeng's training, Xiaoyu has been able to release the Great Fireball Technique like the patriarch's youngest son.

and……

No printing required yet!

But Tama, unlike the toad on Mount Myōboku, can speak human language.

"Meow!"

Xiaoyu stretched lazily, as a response to Hefeng.

Hefeng walked to Xiaoyu's side in three steps at a time, squatted down halfway, and stretched out his hand to gently stroke its chin.

"I guess you don't understand what I'm talking about."

"Ugh……"

"Cloud Shinobi Village has decided to truce with Konoha Village, and will send people to sign a peace agreement in two days."

It stands to reason that serious people can't even remember the calendar in anime.

However, two major events occurred in Konoha 54 and Konoha 55.

That's why Hefeng remembered something.

In Konoha 54, the leader of Cloud Shinobi Village kidnaps Hinata.

"Next year, it will be Uchiha Itachi, the night of genocide where the entire clan will be massacred."

"Xiaoyu, Itachi, do you still remember? It's the guy who ate your three-color dumpling for nothing."

Hefeng simply sat cross-legged on the ground and complained to Xiaoyu.

In fact, he has been aware of this problem since he came to this world.

Also tried to change Itachi's mind.

But it didn't work.

His own brainwashing skills are completely inferior to Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Itachi finally gave birth to the will of fire.

We are less than a year away from Genocide Night.

Brainwashing Weasel failed.

"Build a bond with Uchiha Itachi?"

"That guy went crazy and even killed his parents and wife, let alone me."

"Maybe in the eyes of that madman, I am a staunch Uchihaist."

After all, in the past few years, I have instilled in Itachi the idea that Uchiha can also be Hokage.

"Xiaoyu, what do you think I should do?"

"Leaving the village?"

"Meow~" Xiaoyu opened her cat's mouth and yawned.

"You also think it's better to leave the village?" Hefeng looked at Xiaoyu in the cat's nest, but still shook his head.

Once you leave the village without authorization, you will be labeled as a traitor.

Not to mention whether Sarutobi's faction will let him go.

I am just an ordinary Chūnin now.

No system, no cheats.

Just leave the village.

Not to mention whether it will be targeted by Obito and Orochimaru.

For other Ninja villages, they are shining pork belly.

"Could it be the Third Hokage?"

Hefeng asked again.

"Meow meow meow?"

Xiaoyu couldn't help showing a confused expression that I'm just a kitten.

"No, even if Sarutobi wants to take me in, that guy Danzo will kill me for Sharingan."

"And if it doesn't work out, it will be planted with the technique at the root of the tongue."

"It's just worse to die."

Neither this, nor that...

Mangekyō Sharingan has been unable to open for a long time.

Hefeng suddenly felt that his future was dark.

The traversers of other people's families start with various heaven-defying systems, or powerful bloodlines.

When I come here, I don’t have anything to ask for.

It took ten years to get from Genin to Chūnin.

Thinking of this, Hefeng threw his back, and fell on the tatami mat in all directions.

"Is it really a dead end?"

Hefeng looked at the ceiling.

Suddenly there was a ringing in the ear.

He glanced subconsciously, and saw Xiaoyu jumped up from the cat's nest, jumped to the window, pushed open the window familiarly with two paws, and disappeared into the night.

Only the night scene of the bright moon shining in the sky was left for Hefeng to appreciate.

Although Xiaoyu is a ninja cat, she doesn't like to stay at home and runs out every now and then.

Hefeng has long been accustomed to this.

He retracted his gaze and continued to stare at the lines on the ceiling.

"How about taking advantage of the information gap to fool Obito?"

As soon as this thought came to his mind, Hefeng couldn't help laughing wryly.

After all, I am just an ordinary person.

Shin appears in front of Obito under the guise of seeing the future.

It is estimated that the opponent will cast illusion in the next second.

Then……

Click.

"So, I really have no way out?"

The more he thought about it, the more desperate Hefeng became.

If I had known today, I might as well have used the third ninja war to feign my death.

Leave the village early and be an ordinary person.

Time passed by every minute and every second, even Hefeng couldn't remember how long it had passed.

Suddenly there was a commotion in his ears.

Hefeng raised his eyebrows and immediately became vigilant.

It was Xiaoyu who just ran out, and came back through the gap in the window.

but……

This time Xiaoyu did not return empty-handed.

Its small cat's mouth is holding a fruit tightly.

The shape resembles a big pineapple, but the lines on it are like spiral lightning.

Hefeng blinked hard, wondering if he saw something wrong.

"Why does it feel like the thing Xiaoyu brought back in his mouth is so Devil Fruit..."

(end of this chapter)