NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 770: Does a Woman Need a Reason To Drink?
Chapter 770: Does a Woman Need a Reason To Drink?
What is the concept of 100 billion Explosive Tags?
The popular xiang piao piao milk tea is selling over seven hundred million cups a year. Together, and if lined up, they can circle the Earth twice. 100 billion Explosive Tags can at least circle the Earth two hundred and fifty times!
If used as wallpaper, it would be enough to cover every inch of Konoha, including the sewers!
If 100 billion Explosive Tags were to detonate simultaneously, the entire Konoha would be blown to smithereens!
“Kanpū, you are not joking, right?” Minato asked nervously.
He is not worried that Kanpū would harm Konoha after he gets 100 billion Explosive Tags. He is worried that since Akatsuki can come up with 100 billion Explosive Tags to exchange for the information, it is very likely that they can take out 100 billion, even 200 billion, 300 billion Explosive Tags to ‘acquire’ the Biju!
After all, Akatsuki’s taget is the Nine Biju in the Shinobi World, not Obito!
This is too terrifying!
Just thinking about it gave Minato the chills.
“Hokage-sama, I saw Konan using hundreds of thousands of Explosive Tags to deal with Shisui and the others. I just wanted to suck on them a little, but I didn’t expect to suck so much.”Kanpū sighed, “But Akatsuki can’t come up with 100 billion Explosive Tags at once, so I let them pay in installments.”
Minato frowned and asked: “Kanpū, if Akatsuki uses Explosive Tags to attack Konoha……”
Kanpū shook his head, “Hokage-sama, I don’t think it is realistic. Although Explosive Tags are convenient to carry, a quantitative change can lead to a qualitative change. It is absolutely impossible for Akatsuki to transport one hundred billion Explosive Tags into Konoha silently.”
Minato also thought about it. The entire Konoha was enveloped by barriers, and the main gate is guarded by Chunin day and night. Even if a hundred billion Explosive Tags are sealed in the Sealing Scroll, it would still be very conspicuous, and it is impossible for Akatsuki to sneak them into Konoha.
Minato finally breathed a sigh of relief, then smiled at Kanpū, and said: “Kanpū, Obito’s information is a secret of the village, using village’s secrets for personal gain …”
Hearing this, Kanpū quickly interrupted him: “Hokage-sama, I am willing to hand over half of Explosive Tag!”
‘Half meant 50 billion Explosive Tags.’
Minato was very satisfied and asked: “What do you plan to do with the rest?”
Kanpū’s face turned slightly blue: “Hand over half of the half to the Anbu?”
Minato patted Kanpū on the shoulder, and said with satisfaction: “Kanpū, you are already an outstanding Shinobi!”
‘I handed over 75 billion Explosive Tags. I contributed my life to the village, of course I am outstanding.’
Kanpū cursed speechlessly in his heart.
But thinking that even with a quarter remaining, there are still 25 billion Explosive Tags, Kanpū felt much better.
Then, he began to report about the Abyss: “Hokage-sama, a few days ago, Ryōshi Tenkū came to me and told me that the leader of the Abyss was very angry about Orochimaru’s action of sending Kimimaro to spy on the Abyss’s information and decided to no longer cooperate with Orochimaru! I took the opportunity to suggest erasing Kimimaro's memory, and Ryōshi Tenkū took me directly to meet Kimimaro!”
“Has his memory erased?” Minato asked.
Kanpū nodded.
“Very good!”
Minato was overjoyed, and then asked, “What about Shodaime-sama’s Impure World Reincarnation?”
Kanpū said: “It seems to be with the leader of the Abyss.”
Minato frowned slightly, wanting to say something but hesitated.
He knows that Kanpū’s position in the Abyss is not high enough, and asking for too much would only make him in difficult situation, so he could only keep his thoughts to himself.
“Hokage-.”
Kanpū changed the topic and asked, “Is Kakashi’s action to reform the Military Police Force going smoothly?”
Minato, whose attention was diverted, nodded: “Although there are many from the Uchiha Clan who object, Advisor Fugaku has agreed, so I don’t think this matter will cause any waves again.”
Hearing this, Kanpū was startled, ‘I almost lost five hundred thousand Explosive Tags, what a close call.’
After chatting with Minato for a while, Kanpū left the Hokage Tower.
He first returned to the Anbu’s headquarters, and then made his way to the Ichigo hot spring to visit Mei.
Due to the death of Yondaime Mizukage, Karatachi Yagura and the disappearance of Sanbi, Kirigakure’s envoys, led by Mei and Ao has stayed in Konoha for 3-4 months, but unfortunately, their mission progress was still stuck at zero.
When Kanpū arrived at the small courtyard, he found Mei was drowning her worries in alcohol.
Kanpū believed that ‘Drinking too much is bad for the stomach’, so he quickly sent a shadow clone to his own tavern to bring back ten pounds of crayfish.
“Why are you here?” Mei, with a flushed face, looked at Kanpū. Her beautiful eyes were blurred, her robe was wide open, revealing a large expanse of plumpness, and her legs were crossed on the tatami, creating a captivating scene.
Kanpū is a serious Shinobi and couldn't engage in messy affairs, however, to not let Mei’s beauty go to waste, he immediately showed a slight sign of respect!
“Just finished a mission, so I came to see you.”
Kanpū walked to Mei, then sat down and said, “Drink slowly. I brought you some crayfish. “
“Why didn't you ask me why I'm drinking?” Mei supported her chin with her right hand, holding a sake glass in her left hand, her drunk eyes half-closed.
‘Because of the death of Yondaime Mizukage and the disappearance of Sanbi…’
Kanpū already knew it in his heart, but he always kept his professional and private life separate, and he never talks about official affairs when he is off duty, so he righteously asked, “Does a woman need a reason to drink?”
Mei was taken aback when she heard this, then smiled and poured a glass for Kanpū a glass.”
“A toast to my hometown, and a toast to distant places!” Kanpū drank two glasses in a row with Mei.
Mei’s eyes suddenly lit up.
Kanpū glanced at her, quickly tilted his head at a 45-degree angle, showing a profound expression, and said: “A toast to the morning sun, and a toast to the moonlight!”
“A toast to tomorrow, and a toast to the past!”
“A toast to freedom, and a toast to death!”
Kanpū recited one line and drank one glass, quickly finishing four glasses.
Mei still stared at Kanpū with shining eyes, looking like a little fan of his.
Kanpū, racking his brains, seemed to have only these four lines. He quickly adjusted his persona, and said: “Drink, drink, drinking is giving me face!”
After a few glasses, Kanpū’s shadow clone brought back ten pounds of crayfish and some cold dishes. Then, the two of them ate and drank, and it didn’t take long for Mei to be drunk.
Looking at Mei lying on the tatami, two voices echoed in Kanpū’s mind.
One voice said: “If you do it, you're a beast, an animal!”
The other voice said: “Good, good, good.”
At this moment, the sliding door outside opened, and Ao stood outside the door and stared at Kanpū expressionlessly. Although he didn’t speak, his intention to send off a guest was strong.
Kanpū wanted to leave, but with Mei drunk like this, what if Ao causes trouble?
‘No, I can’t leave!’
Kanpū continued to drink, and said: “It’s a shame to waste it, I'll finish all of this!”
Ao’s face twitched when he saw this. He glanced at Mei and worried about Kanpū might turn into a beast, so he walked in and said: “I will accompany you!”
“Are you worthy?” Kanpū asked.
“Just look at it yourself!” Ao said with a snort.
The two continued to eat and drink until Mei woke up, only then Kanpū left in a disappointed mood.
He doesn’t think it is a pity. He mainly felt sorry for Mei and missed a good opportunity.