Naruto: Starting from Tsunade-san

Mid-November, winter.

The weather is getting colder.

Recently, a restaurant just opened on the commercial street of Konoha Village, and the Aokiji quartet were rarely there, so they went to join in the fun and enjoy a meal.

While waiting for the dishes to be served, Jiraiya banged his fork on the table, while Aokiji and Orochimaru were chatting about what they had seen and heard recently, and they were very happy.

As for Tsunade, she quietly took out a book and browsed it.

"What are you reading that makes you so fascinated?" Jiraiya asked curiously.

Tsunade lowered her head, eyes focused, without raising her eyelids: "Books about constellations."

"Constellations, what's there to see?"

Jiraiya looked confused. The last time he talked about constellations was when he failed to say goodbye to Tsunade in the name of constellations.

Tsunade spoke calmly and replied casually: "It's nothing, I'm just a little curious recently."

Jiraiya was puzzled.

"Occasionally, when I have nothing to do, I look at the stars in the sky. I'm more or less always curious about the stars hanging at night."

Talking about the vast universe with a scumbag like Jiraiya is like playing the piano to an ox, so Tsunade skipped Jiraiya and turned her attention to Orochimaru, and glanced at someone by the way: "You think so, Orochimaru? .”

Orochimaru was quite interested when he heard this: "I see, it does seem interesting from this point of view."

"Constellation..."

Qing Zhi raised his face, feeling quite emotional.

When talking about zodiac signs, he couldn't help but think of the Saint Seiya he watched when he was a child. When he was in the second grade of secondary school, he had a fight with his classmates.

For this reason, there has also been a constellation contempt chain.

If you are a Virgo or Gemini, congratulations, you are invincible.

If you are a Leo, Sagittarius and the like are not bad.

The third one is goat, Aries and the like.

But it must not be the zodiac sign represented by the aquatic duo. That is simply a shame for the Golden Saints. Because of their crotch-pushing record, these two people were nailed to the pillar of shame in history, and the corresponding zodiac sign they represent has also reached the age of eight.

Unfortunately, Qing Pheasant was one of them back then.

Being despised, I can't raise my head every day. I can only lower my eyebrows and obey my eyes all day long, and dare not say a word.

Damn it, Cancer has offended the author.

There was a cunning look in Tsunade's eyes that flickered away.

She deliberately read books about zodiac signs in front of everyone. Her purpose was to obtain information about Aoki's birthday under the guise of zodiac signs.

"Different birth months and days represent different zodiac signs. What zodiac signs do you all have?" Memories came to mind, and Qingzhi curiously asked the zodiac signs of his companions, wanting to see which of them had zodiac signs that represented Cancer and Cancer. Pisces.

Anyway, in this life, Qingzhi's zodiac sign is not the aquatic duo, and it has nothing to do with him.

"My zodiac sign?" Tsunade closed her eyes slightly, closed the book, and replied: "I was born on August 8. According to the classification in the book, it should be Leo."

Aoki nodded, considering Tsunade's violent temper, the description of a lion couldn't be more appropriate.

After her, Jiraiya and Orochimaru also read out their birthdays one after another. November 11th and October 11th both represent Scorpio.

Jiraiya and Orochimaru looked at each other and were surprised to find that they both belonged to the same zodiac sign.

"What about you?" someone asked Qing Pheasant.

Qingzhi thought for a while and said: "February 2th should be classified as Aquarius."

To a certain extent, his zodiac sign is inexplicably matched with his abilities.

When I develop S-level ice escape in the future, I will call it Ice Release Aurora Execution.

Oh, no, it’s not artistic or cool, so it’s called:

Ice Escape·Dawn Goddess’s Forgiveness!

Tsunade pricked up her ears, chewed the cud several times, and silently remembered Aokiji's birthday in her heart.

Then just wait until that day to prepare a birthday gift for Qing Pheasant, and he will definitely be moved to pieces by then.

Uh... wait, if she is the only one giving birthday gifts, doesn't it mean that she cares about Aokiji?

Just when she was worried about this, Orochimaru gave her an assist: "If you count the days, your birthday will be Aokiji in a few months. I will give you a birthday gift then."

Well done Orochimaru... Tsunade tried to be pretentious but didn't mean what she said: There's really nothing I can do about it. Since Orochimaru said so, I'll also express my gratitude. Then you can burst into tears of gratitude. "

As she was talking, she suddenly noticed a strange expression from Qing Zhi, which made her feel a little embarrassed: "What do you think you are looking at me for?"

Aojiao has withdrawn from the environment these days... Qingzhi smiled and shook his head: "It's nothing, it's just that it feels rare to give me a gift."

Tsunade suppressed the raised corners of her mouth and raised her eyebrows in a non-frank manner: "Huh? Stop rubbing your nose and face, okay?"

"I saw that Orochimaru gave you a gift, so it would seem unsociable if I didn't give it to you. You shouldn't be so naive as to think that I am interested in you. No, no."

What a arrogant person... Qingzhi raised an eyebrow, scratched his neck, and choked out with an "ah" sound: "Even if all the women in the world died, I wouldn't look good.

"I'm different from Jiraiya. I'm face-blind. It doesn't matter to me whether I'm pretty or not. What's important is that I have a big European style. Even if you play cards, you can't afford A." Girls, please stop being so shameless..."

Tsunade gritted her teeth, her eyebrows counted down, her forehead stretched with clearly visible veins, and her face was surging like a volcano crater.

What she hates most in her life is that people say she is flat-chested.

Damn Qing Pheasant, don't think that just because I like you, you can do whatever you want.

There was a "boom" like a crow eating its meal. Tsunade was so angry that she lifted the table and threw it to the opposite side.

If it weren't for Qingzhi's dodge, Max almost got slapped in the face: "You're crazy, you can't afford it. I've endured your tendency to lose your temper for a long time."

The blue pheasant fights and then retreats.

For those with high emotional intelligence, this is called offensive retreat, luring the enemy deeper.

For those with low emotional intelligence, this is called running away.

On the other side, Jiraiya and Orochimaru shook their heads. The two of them sometimes started fighting over disagreements. They were not surprised. Just when they wanted to chase them out, they were suddenly hit on the shoulders by two big hands.

The two felt an astonishing black murderous aura behind them, and turned their heads like gears.

Behind him was a smiling tiger with narrowed eyes: "Looking at you two, you should be friends. Please pay for the broken things."

Jiraiya:......

Orochimaru:……

..............................

Uchiha clan.

Located on a training ground surrounded by woods and rivers.

One old and one young, staring intently at the two fighting men.

"Fire Release·Rodent Red Lotus."

Uchiha Akira gritted his back teeth, growled, and the tongue of fire swam in the palm of his hand. He struck with a front fist. The flames wrapped around his arm spurted out, shaped into a dog's head, and bit away.

"Ice Escape·Diamond Star Fist."

Aokiji's arm turned into a huge ice fist and he swung his front fist.

At this moment, the two were sparring.

Ice and fire collided with each other, inseparable, and finally disappeared into a dense white mist.

The two of them put some distance between themselves.

Qing Pheasant quickly formed seals with his hands.

Elder Itachi, who was watching the battle, narrowed his eyes slightly.

He knew all of Aoki's Ice Release Ninja seal moves.

So when I saw him performing a brand new seal, there was a bit of interest in his eyes.

Humph, it’s a ninjutsu I’ve never seen before.