Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

When all the life energy in all the corpses was devoured, Funan made seals with both hands.

"Fire Release..."

[Boom!]

The endless blood-red flames devoured all the corpses and turned them into ashes.

Funan watched quietly.

The corpses whose life energy was devoured became mummies and must be destroyed.

After doing all this, Funan took back the shadow clone and walked out.

"Thank you for waiting so long!"

Obito heard this and activated his Kamui instantly, becoming intangible.

"Have you already discovered me?"

Funan thought for a moment and said: "You smell like heather, I'm very familiar with it, so I detected you from a distance."

Obito was full of question marks. What is heather?

If so, it's not surprising that Funan is familiar with him. This bastard is very fond of women. According to the information, this guy is a frequent visitor to various flower shops in Konoha.

In order to pursue Uchiha Shirayu, he once covered half of the street in the Uchiha clan with flowers.

Obito even considered whether to let Konan come out and communicate with Funan to win this guy over completely.

"You waited for me on purpose, is there something?"

Obito came back to his senses and said lightly: "How about the ANBU and Root information I sent you last time?"

"It's really good, is there more?"

Obito frowned slightly and stared at Funan coldly.

"Haha, just kidding." Funan laughed and said, "Did you come looking for me just for that?"

"I can cooperate with you." Obito said calmly. "You also have some fear towards Sarutobi Hiruzen and the others, right?"

"I can help you deal with them."

"Don't worry." Funan waved his hands and said: "You're an Uchiha, if you intervene, who will be credited with the success? Hiruzen will probably think I'm looking to start a civil war. Better keep calm."

"If you really want to do something for me..."

"Who wants to do something for you? You and I are just cooperating and trading!" Obito immediately interrupted Funan's words. He was very sensitive about this.

"Okay, if you really want to trade with me, then give me some information about Kumogakure." Funan said with a smile. "In return, I will also give you a copy of Konoha Anbu's information."

"Konoha Anbu?" Obito frowned slightly.

"Yes." Funan said with a smile. "You gave me some information about Konoha Anbu, but it was not detailed enough. I have another copy here, I'll give it to you!" Funan threw a scroll.

Obito quickly dodged and retreated four or five meters. He allowed the scroll to fall to the ground.

"Oh my God!" Funan covered his head helplessly and said: "Do you not trust me at all? Where is the most basic trust between people?"

Obito created a clone of himself to collect the scroll. He said coldly: "Uchiha Funan, do you want to join my organization?"

"Your organization?" Funan instantly thought of the Akatsuki Organization.

"Yes, my organization!" Obito said. "We want to change the entire world, bring hope to this corrupt world. Funan, you are the real leader of the Uchiha clan right now, you have probably seen the darkness in Konoha countless times. Join us and change all of this."

A scroll also appeared in Obito's hand, and he said: "This is some information about the organization."

The scroll flew towards Funan.

[Swish!]

Funan moved away several dozen meters in an instant. At the same time, the Mangekyo appeared, staring at Obito to prevent him from taking any further action. His hands had already begun to form seals.

Obito: "..."

"Ahem!" Funan coughed dryly and said: "It's mainly because your actions just now made me too sad. I also want to let you know that sometimes, some actions that you don't care about are very hurtful."

"I'll wait for your news!" After saying that, without waiting for Funan to answer, Obito disappeared. He really didn't want to see Funan's face.

The most frustrating thing in life is when you really want to hit someone, but you just can't beat them!

Obito was also helpless. It seemed that Funan knew all his information. Furthermore, he maintained a skeptical attitude about Funan's invitation to join the organization.

…

'Akatsuki Organization? Really can consider joining.' Funan touched his chin and laughed. 'Maybe get closer to Nagato... Ugh! How about I get closer to Konan, and then tell her some secrets about Obito? Wouldn't that be fun?'

However, if Nagato really has his own ideas, will Uchiha Madara still be resurrected?

If he can't be resurrected, is everything over?

Funan's heart moved.

If he could end the Fourth Shinobi World War in advance and prevent Otsutsuki Kaguya from resurrecting, things would definitely become much simpler, and his enemies would only be the other four shinobi villages.

The difficulty of the game would go from hell level to rookie level.

'Konan, wait for me!' Funan strode away and returned to the headquarters.

Inside the headquarters. Kakashi is busy and Uchiha Shinya helps him handle some matters...

"2587..."

"2588..."

"2589..."

Funan looked at Guy who was constantly doing push-ups and was silent for a moment.

"Oh, Commander-in-Chief, you are back." Guy jumped up when he saw Funan.

"No, Guy, you're wrong." Funan looked at Guy seriously and said: "I'm not back, I came here to look for something..."

"Looking for something?"

Several people in the headquarters stopped their work at the same time and looked at Funan in surprise.

Funan gave a vigorous thumbs up and laughed. "I was looking for the spirit of youth, and it turns out I found it here. Guy, your youthful glow can't be stopped by anything."

"Oh!" Guy's eyes were shining with excitement, and tears were flowing.

Kakashi slammed his head on the table.

Shinya gently covered his chest. He is getting old and can't stand the excitement.

"What's wrong?" Funan looked at them dissatisfied and said: "Don't you agree with our youth? It doesn't matter!"

"Guy!" Funan shouted, gave a thumbs up, and then shouted excitedly: "Since no one understands our youth, we will remain as passionate as ever so that one day they can understand it."

"I can't stand it anymore!" Guy yelled. "I'm going out to train. Today, the workload will increase tenfold!"

"Huh!"

"Funan-sama." Kakashi suppressed his anger and said: "Please don't forget that you are the commander-in-chief."

"Kakashi-san..."

"Funan-sama, you don't need to call me using honorifics."

"No, much less using the honorific san, it would be fine even if I called you Ojisan, look at your white hair..."

"Okay, let's all stay calm, Kakashi, leave the kunai in your hand and don't think about taking off the forehead protector over your eye!"

Funan coughed dryly and said in a deep voice: "Although we have temporarily won, we can't be careless, Kakashi, when will the reinforcements arrive?"

"Two days later!"

"Two days..." Funan thought for a while and said: "And the reinforcements from Kumogakure?"

"They will take almost the same amount of time." Kakashi said in a deep voice: "The number of Kumogakure's reinforcements reaches 5,000. Added to the previous 5,000, Kumogakure has mobilized 10,000 shinobi in total for this war."

This is a number that no village can ignore. Reaching this number means an all-out war.

Kakashi added: "The village is also sending additional reinforcements, this time 4000 shinobi will arrive, and they are still mobilizing more within the village."

"Even so, Kumogakure still has a numerical advantage. After their reinforcements are gathered, they will reach more than 7,000."

Funan didn't care about it at all and said: "Since their numbers are still superior, let's reduce their numbers."

"Reduce?" Kakashi said hurriedly: "Funan-sama, you are very strong, very strong. But Kumogakure is also a shinobi village with a very solid foundation. If you run alone like last time, you could be seriously injured."

Kakashi said in a deep voice: "Funan-sama, countless powerful shinobi have proven this with their lives. When faced with a large number of shinobi, strong individuals are likely to get into trouble, such as..."

“The Second Raikage, the Third Raikage, and the Second Hokage!”

Will Funan be an exception? Everyone was very worried, fearing that he would attack alone again under impulse. After all, the result of the last battle was impressive, which can lead to complacency.

Funan touched his chin and murmured: "Well, what you said makes sense, so that's why Sarutobi Hiruzen rarely leaves the Village! Inside the village he is very safe."

Kakashi almost choked to death. Why do you mention Sarutobi Hiruzen at this time?

Other people in the command center also shut up instantly.

They are involved in a high-level dispute again. They are not allowed to comment! They definitely don't have an opinion.

"Haha, don't worry!" Funan laughed and said: "I'm not stupid. I won't go alone this time. If Kumogakure attacks me at all costs, who can I turn to for justice? Sarutobi Hiruzen is still alive. How can I die first?"

Kakashi: "..."

'Fortunately, it wasn't Shinnosuke who came, otherwise, I don't know if there would be any trouble. Well, it shouldn't be. Shinnosuke is very patient and has the style of his father.'

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