Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

“Increase the reward for recovering Deidara!” Onoki said coldly. "Don't relax on the border. The loss of the Four-Tails cannot be concealed. It is difficult to guarantee whether other villages will take this opportunity to do something."

"Yes!"

The shinobi breathed a sigh of relief and retreated one after another.

After everyone retreated, Onoki gritted his teeth and said in a fierce voice: “Akatsuki, how dare you betray me?”

"Hehehe!" A laugh sounded, and then, Onoki's feet were grabbed by a pair of hands that came out from the ground and dragged down.

Onoki just glanced at it and didn't bother to pay attention.

After the arms struggled for a while, they still couldn't drag Onoki away. A little girl emerged from the ground angrily and stared at Onoki. "Old man, you actually used the Light-Weight Rock Technique!"

Onoki said coldly: "I'm pissed, brat, believe it or not, I'm going to beat you up."

"Who made you angry?" The girl asked. “Was it Deidara? I heard he doesn’t like you anymore. All these years of training, for nothing!”

The little girl's words were full of gloating.

The veins on Onoki's head were throbbing. He wanted to beat this unfilial granddaughter to death.

However, Deidara ran away, and he didn't know what the result would be. The little girl in front of him was his last hope.

Kurotsuchi!

Onoki's granddaughter.

She showed extraordinary talent from a very young age and was excellent in every aspect. Onoki included her as one of the candidates for the Tsuchikage from the beginning.

But this disobedient girl always managed to get on his nerves.

...

“Cousin, I miss you so much!”

When Obito saw Funan, those were the first words he heard.

He even rushed over and wanted to hug him but was dodged by Obito’s Kamui.

Obito said directly: “Uchiha Funan, the organization behind me invites you to join, you might as well consider it.”

“What to consider?!” Funan raised his hand and said: “My cousin’s organization… I don’t need to think twice. I’ll join without hesitation. I trust you.”

Obito began to doubt more and more his decision to lure this rebellious Uchiha into Akatsuki.

Funan’s words made him want to beat him to death.

Obito stared at Funan. It's a pity, if he could use such a powerful force, many plans could be carried out smoothly, but this is the enemy!

"Since you agree, then come with me!"

Obito threw a ring to Funan.

Funan looked at it. It was Uchiha Itachi's ring, in the Naruto Series.

When Funan put on the ring, Obito had already disappeared using Kamui.

Funan was not surprised.

Then he submerged his consciousness into the ring. As for the outside world, it is naturally impossible to be defenseless. If Obito attacks him by surprise, he will definitely give him a big surprise.

Soon, several figures appeared on the huge and majestic statue.

Funan stepped on a finger and glanced at the statue. Then he looked at the others.

Pain, Kisame, Biwa Juzo, Sasori, Orochimaru and a little devil.

Deidara! Sure enough, he is here!

Funan curled his lips.

Also Konan appeared and Obito too.

In a short time, Akatsuki actually gathered nine people.

These nine people were enough to destroy any village.

Including Konoha!

"Hey, a newcomer is here." Kisame grinned, his shark-like teeth flashing coldly.

"Yo, hello, seniors, just call me Tobio!" Funan greeted everyone happily and bowed deeply.

Several instinctively looked at Obito.

Obito was wearing a mask, otherwise, everyone would be able to see that his face was very dark now.

"This..." Biwa Juzo said in surprise. "What is your relationship with Tobi?"

That tone. That way of greeting. All he's missing is a mask.

"Tobi?" Funan looked at Obito, his expression somewhat confused.

Obito, his face grim, replied: “They call me Tobi here.”

While being angry, Obito was also feeling cold in his heart. He doesn't think that all this is a coincidence!

What did Uchiha Funan know about him? Did he really know him that well?

It's just...terrible!

If he hadn't been unable to beat the other party, he would have killed him early.

"Oh!" Funan nodded quickly and said: "He is my cousin, we are relatives!"

Damn relatives!

"By the way..." Funan looked at Pain.

Pain's expression was grim.

Pain maintained his cold expression.

Anyone who saw him for the first time would be amazed. Because he was a god! He had the eyes of a Sage!

"Are you dizzy?"

There was a moment of silence in the space.

Funan sighed, looked at Pain sympathetically, and said: "Look, your eyes are all in circles, how dizzy are you? You are a person with great perseverance, I Uchiha Ma... cough, cough, I Uchiha Funan would like to call you a person with great perseverance!"

'Damn, you meant to say Uchiha Madara, right? Damn you! Bastard!' Obito cursed in his mind.

The space became even quieter.

The corners of Konan's lips curled unconsciously.

"Ahahaha!" Tobi's laughter came, and his words were full of gloating: "Leader, are you dizzy?"

"Ahahaha, of course he's dizzy!"

A similar laugh came, and Obito's smile froze.

Everyone looked at the silent Pain, then looked at Tobi and Tobio who seemed to be clones and kept quiet tacitly.

"Enough!" Pain said in a deep voice.

He looked at Obito and Funan coldly and said: "This time there is a newcomer, Uchiha Funan, you should have heard of his name, Konoha's Blood Flame Funan!"

Everyone's expression became serious.

No matter how weird the other party is, he is a strong man who can surpass the Fourth Raikage and the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki.

Moreover, as long as they are shinobi, how many are normal?

All those present are famous S-rank missing-nin in the shinobi world. Who dares to say that they are normal?

Pain's low voice sounded: “In a short while, we will have another member. Then we will be complete, and we can begin our plan.”

"Plan? What plan?" Funan said excitedly. "Should we capture all the beauties in the entire shinobi world? I have a list here, absolutely accurate!"

With that, he pulled out a long list. The densely packed names on it make people dizzy.

"Hehe, Mr. Funan, as a shinobi, being too close to women is not a good thing." Kisame grinned.

"No way, I just like this!" Funan sighed and said: "Every ninja has his own preferences, right? For example, the leader likes to be dizzy."

Pain glanced at Funan and said in a deep voice: “When we find the last member, we will meet once. At that time, we may have to compete.”

"Next, we will be divided into groups."

"I'm in a group with her!" Hearing the grouping, Funan got excited and pointed at Konan and screamed. That look was full of eagerness.

Konan, with a cold expression, showed no reaction.

"No!" Pain said without hesitation. "Konan and I are in the same group, Uchiha Funan, you and Orochimaru are in the same group."

Funan narrowed his eyes and said: “Leader, are you competing with me for a woman?”

The answer was so absurd that Pain did not know how to reply.

Pain glared at Obito fiercely. The people you brought!

Obito glared back angrily. 'What are you looking at? Were you the one who asked me to conquer him and now you blame me?'

Pain said coldly: "That's it." Seeing that Funan still wanted to speak, Pain said coldly: "What do you think? Let's discuss it after the last person arrives."

"Okay!" Funan grinned.

Funan and Pain challenged each other, and everyone else was silent.

Neither of them was easy to mess with.

Orochimaru on the other hand had a headache at the thought of being paired with Funan. Since his resistance to genjutsu was surprisingly poor, and Funan was a famous master of illusions, what should he do?

Funan seemed to have discovered something and grinned at Orochimaru.

Sasori said in a hoarse voice: "Orochimaru and Uchiha Funan are in a group, what about me?"

Pain said: "You and Deidara are in the same group."

Sasori's voice was full of disdain. "A brat?"

"Hmph!" Deidara snorted coldly, looking at Sasori with hostility.

He was defeated by Sasori and forced to join Akatsuki.

Pain said: "The other people's team remains unchanged, let's disperse!"

One after another, the figures disappeared here.

Pain didn't ask any more questions. He knew that if he asked everyone if they had any opinions, Funan would definitely yell again.

It must be said that although it was the first time they met, Pain had a good grasp of Funan.

After everyone dispersed, Pain looked at Obito.

"What's the matter with Funan?"

Obito said coldly: "Aren't you the one who asked me to recruit him?"

Pain said with a gloomy face: "You'd better warn him. If he dares to do something reckless, I won't let him go!"

Konan suddenly interrupted. "Actually, he's pretty good, he just doesn't know how to talk."

Pain and Obito: "..."

"Konan, don't do anything stupid!" Pain said in a deep voice. "That Uchiha Funan is not a good guy. Just ask around in Konoha and you'll know. Apart from anything else, he's a mess when it comes to men and women."

"You heard it before too, he wants to capture all the beautiful women in the shinobi world!"

"I know!" Konan smiled.

…

“Mr. Orochimaru, long time no see, I miss you so much.” Funan looked at Orochimaru with a smile.

That expression, no matter how you look at it, is malicious.

"Funan, we just met not long ago."

"Really? Why does it feel like so much time has passed?" Funan said with a smile. "Mr. Orochimaru, why do you need a clone? Where is your real body? We are now forming a team. If your real body doesn't come, do you want me to form a team with the clone?"

Orochimaru smiled and said: "My real body is conducting very important research, besides, aren't you also a projection now?"

"Then when will our real bodies meet?"

Orochimaru pondered for a moment and said: "It's better to wait a little, there's no hurry, we haven't been assigned any important tasks, right?"

"But I miss you!"

Orochimaru's face twitched. Can you speak properly? That voice is so fake and unbearably disgusting!

Orochimaru grinned and said: "Don't worry, Funan-kun, we will meet soon. The next time we meet, I will definitely give you a surprise, I promise!"

"Surprise?" Funan was surprised and said: "Could it be..."

[Swish!]

Orochimaru has disappeared. He can't continue. Who knows what outrageous words will come out of Funan's mouth. Even Orochimaru was a little overwhelmed.

At this moment, Orochimaru felt a little sympathetic to Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"Leaving now?" Funan was surprised, then he touched his chin and murmured: "I'm now a member of the glorious Akatsuki Organization, what should I do now? Oh, by the way, isn't the Akatsuki Organization the one that cares the most about capturing tailed beasts?"

"I understand, let's catch the tailed beasts!"

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