Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

When Onoki flies high enough, his Dust Release will be enough to cause the Konoha shinobi to suffer a great loss.

Victory was in sight!

Seeing this, Kakashi's heart sank.

Guy...

Kakashi didn't dare to look at his friend at all! Should he sacrifice him?

Guy smiled and strode forward. This was the time to burn his youth. He wasn't going to back down.

[Roar!]

Just then, a huge thunder dragon roared and rushed to attack Onoki.

Onoki was surprised, stopping his ascent and being forced to dodge to the side.

[Boom!]

A robust figure forced Onoki down, landing not far from the ground.

After seeing that person, everyone present was stunned.

The Fourth Raikage!

He was staring at Onoki with hatred, and the murderous aura on his body was boiling.

"How could it be you, a stinky kid?" Onoki was also stunned.

With the appearance of the Fourth Raikage, a large number of Kumo shinobi also arrived.

They did not rush into the attack blindly, but instead flanked the Iwa shinobi's rear, cutting off their escape route.

Kumogakure and Konoha began to join forces to kill the shinobi of Iwagakure.

This huge change shocked the top leaders of both sides.

"Onoki, you didn't expect this, did you?" The Raikage grinned and said: "This plan is specially prepared for you. This time, let's see what you can do?"

"You, you..." Onoki was cold all over and said: "You joined forces with Konoha?"

The Raikage sneered and said: "The price Uchiha Funan offered was fair. We could fight you bastards and make a profit. Why wouldn't I cooperate with him?"

"Onoki, give me back my father's life!"

With the Fourth Raikage's roar, a gigantic thunderclap resounded again.

"Hahaha!" The Raikage laughed wildly and said: "Onoki, are you very excited? Are you very happy? Don't be surprised. This sentence was asked by Uchiha Funan."

Onoki was so excited that he was shaking all over.

"Raikage, are you crazy?" Onoki made a final effort. “You’ve allied yourself with Uchiha Funan? He just killed over three thousands of your people! Have you forgotten already?”

"Don't give me that!" The Raikage sneered. "One day I will settle with Uchiha Funan, but our war is over. Now it's your turn, Onoki. You tried to sneak attack my Kumogakure. Do you think I don't know? I will make you regret it today."

Onoki said no more and clasped his hands together.

"Dust Release: Detachment of the Primitive World Technique!"

"Lightning Release Chakra Mode!"

[Boom! Boom! Boom!]

Two Kage-level shinobi, the leaders of their villages, began a fierce battle.

Kakashi's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Kakashi, it seems that I don't need to take action!" Guy laughed and said: "Funan-sama really didn't disappoint us. His staying in the village was originally a plan."

Kakashi nodded blankly and said loudly: “Counterattack! Konoha shinobi, eliminate Iwa shinobi!”

At the same time, he ordered the sensory shinobi to transmit the message, warning the captains and Jonin to be careful of Kumogakure.

Although they cooperated, it was not impossible that they would be betrayed at any moment.

"Deputy Commander Kakashi!"

An Uchiha shinobi came to Kakashi and said: "The secret letter from Funan-sama!"

Kakashi opened it quickly.

After reading it, Kakashi smiled bitterly. However, Funan also reminded him to be careful of the Raikage attacking Konoha.

For this reason, Funan also made a layer of insurance, and once the Raikage took action, he would activate that layer of insurance.

Even the Raikage would be in trouble.

Even Funan considered that the Raikage would watch the Iwagakure and Konoha fight without taking action, so he also kept a backhand for this.

"Great!" Kakashi sighed.

This time, Onoki was going to cry. And in Konoha, some would cry too.

Kakashi sneered.

The war ended quickly.

Onoki led the Iwagakure shinobi in a desperate retreat.

Facing the joint efforts of Kumogakure and Konoha, Iwagakure had no chance of winning in terms of quantity or quality.

Konoha and Kumogakure chased from both sides.

During the chase, a blood flame attracted everyone's attention.

"You've arrived so soon?" The Fourth Raikage and the Third Tsuchikage thought of this sentence at the same time.

The morale of Konoha was high.

When Iwagakure escaped from the encirclement, Onoki counted his own shinobi with his fingers. Well, there were still a few hundred people left.

Onoki spurted out a mouthful of blood on the spot.

More than 4,000 shinobi lost!

Onoki, filled with rage, charged straight towards Kumogakure with his few hundred shinobi.

Must take revenge!

As for why he rushed into Kumogakure... God knows if Uchiha Funan has any backup.

Onoki didn't quite understand that boy, but he knew the fourth Raikage. That musclebound bastard wouldn't have any backup plan.

It seemed like a great victory for Kumogakure, but in reality it was the best time to attack them.

Konoha and Kumogakure did not know this.

Both sides were in a tense confrontation.

Facing Iwagakure, both sides had suffered losses, but still retained their main strength.

Funan smiled as she looked at the Fourth Raikage.

“You are quite fast.” The Fourth Raikage had a gloomy face.

“Don’t worry, this is just a clone.” Funan waved his hand and said: “The real body will take at least a day to arrive. Do you think Onoki would attack if he knew I could arrive so soon? He knows I would crush him.”

The Fourth Raikage was stunned.

“Yes, a clone, sealed in a scroll.” Funan clarified.

Kakashi and others have a headache.

Did you really say it like that?

Such a thought also appeared in the mind of the Fourth Raikage.

"Do you really think I dare not attack Konoha?" The Fourth Raikage sneered.

"Why would you attack Konoha?" Funan was surprised and said: "Aren't we allies? We are good friends and often play together!"

The Fourth Raikage looked at Funan with contempt. But Funan had clarified everything, which made him doubt.

Is there a trap?

Anyway, there will be more opportunities in the future.

The Fourth Raikage led the Kumo shinobi and slowly retreated, gradually disappearing from everyone's sight.

Kakashi breathed a long sigh of relief and said with a wry smile: "Funan, you are not worried about a conflict when you expose your weakness?"

"What are you afraid of?" Funan said carelessly. "My real body is not here, and if we really fight, they can't hurt me at all. Haha, I will always be safe, long live!"

Then what should we do? Kakashi rationally didn't ask this question.

"Commander-in-chief Funan, what should we do now?"

Hearing this, Funan looked at Kakashi as if he were an idiot and said: "What do you think we should do now?"

Kakashi's old face turned red, and he quickly issued a series of orders.

It's nothing more than collecting the bodies of his companions and treating the injured companions.

Then, return to the fortifications and build a new line of defense.

Finally, wait for Funan's real body to arrive.

In response, Funan rolled his eyes again. He looked at Kakashi with a look of regret and said: "Kakashi, Iwagakure hit us and made us lose so many companions, do you know?"

"So..." Kakashi looked at Funan and understood his thoughts a little.

"So, we have to fight back!"

Funan looked at Kakashi speechlessly and said: "They hit you, and you beat them back, are you satisfied? We want revenge!"

Kakashi said expressionlessly: "Funan, let's discuss this matter after your real body comes. I'm the boss now."

Funan's eyes widened slightly, and he looked Kakashi up and down, and said with a pout: "Okay, Kakashi, you are a brave boy."

Kakashi was very upset. I'm in my twenties, how old are you!

Kakashi walked away with a frustrated face.

Guy looked at Funan, grinned, and gave a thumbs up.

At the same time, Funan made the same action as Guy as if it was a secret signal.

The Jonin surrounding them were speechless.

News of the battle spread quickly throughout the shinobi world.

...

Konoha.

After receiving the report from his subordinates, Torifu let out a cold laugh and cast a furtive glance at Hiruzen and Danzo, who were visibly upset. Without saying anything, Torifu continued working on his documents.

Hiruzen and Danzo left the Hokage's office. The backs of the departing figures were a little embarrassed.

Torifu sighed faintly, looking at Shikaku beside him, both of them were helpless.

Funan went to the front line, and when he came back, Konoha would inevitably have another conflict.

"Whoever wants to be the Hokage can do it!" Torifu said expressionlessly. "Damn it, if I continue to do it, I will die."

Shikaku also said expressionlessly: "Would you like me to inform you of the exact amount of debts owed by the Ino-Shika-Cho clans?"

Torifu's mouth twitched, and he said: "During the days when I was the Hokage, outsiders have been watching me closely. Can't you see it?"

"I see it. This is just the beginning. Don't worry!"

Shikaku said slowly: "As long as long as you are in this position, we have plenty of opportunities. I guarantee that we can withdraw 100 million ryo within a year. "

"Besides, are you sure you can find Tsunade? If you find her, will Hiruzen and the others agree to let her become Hokage?"

"...You win!"

"Report!" A shinobi appeared and said hurriedly: "Acting Hokage, there is a secret letter, urgent."

"Bring it here!" After reading it, Torifu was shocked.

Shikaku was also stunned and said: "That old man Onoki is ruthless. How dare he invade Kumogakure territory with only a few hundred shinobi? Did he forget how the Third Raikage died?"

"It's different!" Shikaku thought for a while and immediately said: "Onoki has Dust Release, he doesn't care about the number of enemies. Without the Raikage, no one can stop him."

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