Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

Funan did not hesitate any longer and launched himself towards the Iwagakure shinobi.

Onoki floated in the air, coldly watching the battle below. He was surprised that the shinobi of Konoha were gradually retreating.

This was expected. Why did they all rush to Kumogakure after retreating?

Abandon Iwagakure and focus on Kumogakure?

It doesn't matter.

It's better if they go to Kumogakure, that Konoha and Kumogakure annihilate each other.

[Boom!]

At that moment, a figure crashed into the midst of the Iwagakure shinobi like a meteor, causing screams of pain all around.

"Who is?" Onoki's eyes flashed with fury.

"Hey, Onoki boy, long time no see."

A familiar voice sounded in his ears. Onoki's pupils shrank, and he looked at the figure in horror. That was his nightmare. He will never get over it... huh?

Onoki was stunned, then gritted his teeth and said: "Uchiha Funan?"

"Wrong!" Funan laughed a few times and said: "I am Uchiha Madara, Onoki boy, have you forgotten that you trembled under my feet?"

Onoki's body was shaking. Why? Why would this person know?

"Brat Onoki!" Funan slowly raised his head, three tomoe appeared in his eyes, and said: "Do you remember how to dance? Do it again under my Sharingan."

"Attack!" Onoki roared, and at the same time, he clasped his hands together.

"Dust Release: Detachment of the Primitive World Technique!"

A beam of white energy headed towards Funan.

Funan turned into a blood-red flash of light and quickly dodged.

"Come on!" Funan laughed as he looked at the approaching Iwagakure shinobi. “Everyone dance together!”

In almost a second, he finished the hand seals.

"Fire Release: Great Fire Annihilation!"

A great wave of fire launched itself towards the Iwagakure shinobi, covering them in an instant.

"Surround him!" Onoki shouted from high in the sky. "He's too fast, use ninjutsu to bury him!"

"Yes!"

The Iwagakure shinobi immediately began to move.

"Earth Release: Moving Earth Core!"

A huge mound of earth rose in front of Funan.

Onoki looked at Funan and sneered: "I don't care who you are from the Uchiha clan, I will kill you today!"

“Haha!” Funan laughed crazily.

"Brat Onoki, did you use this technique to kill that Third Raikage brat?"

"What a shame, brat. You don't understand that techniques that work on others, are useless against an Uchiha like me."

A vein appeared on Onoki's forehead.

Being called a brat by a sixteen-year-old boy, over and over again, irritated him deeply.

He immediately shouted. “Kill!”

The shinobi of Iwagakure shouted in unison. "Kill!"

The rising earth began to surround Funan, and the Iwa shinobi began to perform their ninjutsu.

At this moment, Funan was surrounded by countless ninjutsu.

[Boom!]

Amidst a great roar, the place where Funan was covered in a thick cloud of smoke.

Onoki watched intently, ready to use his Dust Release at any moment.

[Swoosh!]

A figure emerged from the smoke.

"Fire Release: Dragon Flame Release Song Technique!"

Faced with Funan's attack, the Iwagakure shinobi quickly used defensive ninjutsu.

Several huge earth walls emerged.

Although Funan's Fire Release broke through several walls, the Iwagakure shinobi continued to launch defensive ninjutsu.

More Iwagakure shinobi appeared, completely surrounding Funan.

Seeing that his Fire Release wasn't working, Funan smiled and said: "Brat Onoki, is that how that Third Raikage brat died?"

"Humph!" Onoki snorted coldly and said: "Uchiha Funan, you don't have to play tricks. I know very well that you are not Uchiha Madara. As for your question, I can answer you."

"Yes, the third Raikage died in my hands like this. At that time, he faced more Iwagakure shinobi. I dispatched more than 10,000 Iwagakure shinobi to besiege him for three days and three nights. Finally, his body ended up on our experiment table."

"And you will be no different!" Onoki stared at him. "I already have a laboratory reserved for your corpse."

"Hahaha!" Funan laughed wildly and said: "Then we'll see if you have the ability to do it."

"Hmph!" Onoki waved his hand heavily, and said: "Attack, bury him alive!"

"Yes!"

More than three thousand shinobi launched their techniques towards Funan, covering him completely.

Onoki stared coldly.

[Boom! Boom! Boom!]

Under the bombardment of countless ninjutsu, the earth began to change.

The Konoha and Kumogakure shinobi who were fighting couldn't help but look in that direction.

Guy had opened the Eight Gates and reached the sixth gate. His power was so overwhelming that even the Fourth Raikage was stunned for a moment.

"B!" The fourth Raikage looked at Killer Bee. He needed support. The unknown Konoha shinobi in front of him attacked violently, and it hurt when he hit him. After many times, he couldn't stand it.

"Bro, be careful, oh yeah! That guy is a beast, Bakayaro Konoyaro! He's strong, he can kill you, yahoo!"

Even though he was already in his tailed beast form, Killer Bee was still rapping.

"Stop talking nonsense!" The fourth Raikage shouted angrily. "Use the Tailed Beast Ball now!"

Killer Bee didn't respond, he just looked in Funan's direction.

In the space of his consciousness, Killer Bee was sitting on the Eight-Tails' head.

The Eight-Tails looked at Killer Bee and said: "B, aren't you going to attack? Be careful, the Fourth Raikage will hit you later."

Killer Bee still didn't respond.

Eight-tailed chuckled.

Killer Bee and Uchiha Funan had made a tacit agreement.

Killer Bee would not use the Tailed Beast Ball, and Funan would not use her Yasaka no Magatama.

If someone broke the agreement, the other would not be lenient.

The Fourth Raikage frowned, about to speak, when a loud crash was heard in the distance.

[Boom!]

A giant figure emerged from the dust, standing tall among the various Earth Release techniques.

At this moment, Onoki was so shocked that the Dust Release that was about to be completed in his hand dissipated.

It was an armored giant over 80 meters tall.

"This, this is..." Onoki was trembling all over.

The humiliating scene of the past was repeated before his eyes.

This should be the Susanoo of the Uchiha clan.

But why was it so big? And so powerful? This did not match the information he had.

"Damn... Danzo!" Onoki cursed fiercely.

"Brat Onoki!" Funan sneered and said: "It seems that the psychological shadow I left on you back then is not big enough."

"At this moment..."

"Remember again the fear you felt towards me!"

"Bullshit!" Onoki couldn't help cursing. "You are not Uchiha Madara at all, you are definitely not!"

"Dust Release..."

Onoki put his hands together and was about to use Dust Release.

But the powerful flow of chakra caused Onoki to retreat relentlessly, while the Dus Release in his hands faded away.

"This, this..." Onoki was horrified.

Was this the Yasaka Magatama of information?

"Don't blame me, you can only blame your tailed beast for not being here."

Funan showed a malicious smile.

He had already realized that for some unknown reason the tailed beasts of Iwagakure were not on the battlefield.

"Defense!" Onoki roared.

[Boom!]

A deafening crash rang out.

Numerous earth walls and defensive ninjutsu were used.

Unfortunately, in the face of an irrational technique like the Yasaka Magatama, all this proved too fragile.

One of the Iwa shinobi formations was shattered by Funan, creating a huge hole.

And that was only because, at the last moment, Onoki used Dust Release to stop the attack. Otherwise, the damage would have been even greater.

Onoki was stunned.

"Uchiha, damn you!" Onoki's heart-rending scream was so loud that even the Fourth Raikage, who was fighting Guy in the distance, could hear it.

That scream, filled with madness and despair, made the Fourth Raikage tremble.

"What could Funan have done to that old man Onoki?"

Onoki was going crazy.

There are thousands of Iwagakure shinobi in each of the formations.

After the Funan attack, how many would survive?

It almost seemed like Onoki was in a Xianxia story as he almost started vomiting blood.

"Hahaha!" Funan's wild laughter sounded again. "Onoki boy, what do you think? I, Uchiha Madara, just ask you if you are afraid?"

"You are not Uchiha Madara, damn you! I will kill you!"

Amid Uchiha Funan's ridicule, Onoki went completely crazy.

He flew towards Funan, wanting to fight him one-on-one.

But Funan did not want to please him, the shinobi of Kumo and Konoha were still fighting.

"Dust Release: Detachment of the Primitive World Technique!"

Funan laughed as he controlled Susanoo to launch a punch.

[Bang! Sizzle!]

The Dust Release continuously disintegrated the Susanoo.

The power of Dust Release was so great that even Funan was surprised and had no choice but to dodge it.

"Not bad, Onoki boy!" Funan gave a thumbs up and said, "I, Uchiha Madara, would like to call you..."

"Get lost!"

Onoki was so upset hearing that bastard call himself Uchiha Madara that he wanted to cut him with a knife. Without another word, he ordered the remaining formations to charge straight towards Funan.

"Fuck you!" Funan was also dumbfounded.

With a loud bang, the formations performed a combined ninjutsu trapping the Susanoo.

[Crack! Crack!]

A cracking sound was heard, and the Susanoo became riddled with cracks.

[Swoosh!]

A figure rushed out.

Onoki, who was ready, launched his attack.

"Dust Release: Detachment of the Primitive World Technique!"

After a ray of light, the figure disappeared.

Onoki frowned.

[Clap! Clap! Clap!]

There was a round of applause. Funan slowly emerged from the dust.

"Onoki boy, you are indeed much stronger than before. Now you are no longer the little thing that can only tremble at my feet."

Onoki was furious. Was that bastard never going to stop?

At the same time, Onoki was confused. He didn't understand why Funan called himself Uchiha Madara.

He didn't know that not far from the battle, a man wearing a tiger-striped mask was staring at Funan with gritted teeth.

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