Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

Chapter 146: Who Needs Diplomacy Anyway?



"Everyone, prepare to go!" Funan ordered.

"Yes!"

Kakashi stepped forward and whispered: "Funan, you dare to use a genjutsu on the messenger? Aren't you afraid that..."

"I'm not afraid of anything. When I get back, I want Torifu to give me an explanation." Funan said coldly: "Kakashi, if you don't want to go to the battlefield, then..."

Kakashi looked at Funan expectantly. He really didn't want to fight. The last injury has not healed yet.

"Then I'll kill you! Or, you and him, learn to meow together."

"I'll go!"

...

Without a doubt, Kumo and the Konoha higher-ups had come to an agreement.

The arrival of Funan with his troops had shocked and enraged them.

They sent several messengers to interrogate Konoha's shinobi forces.

Torifu had clearly agreed.

In response, Funan was too lazy to answer, only saying: If there is no compensation, I will fight. Let's see if we can invade their Kumo village.

"Uchiha Funan!" The Raikage shouted from afar, glaring at Funan in fury. "Are you crazy? If you really want to die, I'll let you."

"Go ahead, I'll thank you." Funan said casually: "But I want to tell you, if you can't kill me today, I'll go to Kumogakure to cause trouble every day, three times a day, and I'll add a meal as a midnight snack."

"You..."

"Brother!" Killer Bee grabbed the Raikage, shook his head gently, and walked forward to talk to Funan in a low voice.

Finally, Kumo agreed to pay Konoha one hundred million ryo.

Funan immediately retreated with his people.

The Raikage trembled with anger.

One hundred million ryo was a considerable sum for Kumo, but it did not affect the normal operation of the village.

In terms of wealth, Kumo surpassed Konoha. They were the most prosperous shinobi village, thanks to their geographical position and numerous businesses.

"Brother!" Killer Bee watched the Raikage storm off and felt helpless.

Sometimes he did not understand Funan's way of thinking. Why did he insist on using these methods?

The leaders of both villages had already negotiated peace, and he arrives with thousands of shinobi demanding one hundred million ryo.

It seemed like he had won something, but in reality...

He only left a seed of discord.

Besides, wasn't Funan afraid of offending Konoha's leaders? That hundred million ryo wouldn't be easy to maintain.

Konohagakure.

Torifu looked coldly at Hiruzen, Danzo and the other two guardian beasts and said with disdain: "You four, are you still unwilling to give an explanation?"

"Torifu, don't go too far." Hiruzen smoked a cigarette and said lightly: "Last time I was attacked, you still haven't given me an explanation. What? Uchiha Funan is from Konoha and we're not? He needs an explanation, and we don't?"

"It's useless to say this to me. Do you think Funan will listen?" Torifu shook his head and said: "Besides, you know well that these two issues are very different."

Last time, the attack was specifically aimed at Hiruzen.

This time, Iwagakure and Kumogakure obtained the information from Konoha and wanted to eliminate not only Funan but the entire shinobi army under his command.

Naturally, they could not be compared.

Hiruzen said indifferently: "I am the Hokage!"

"You used to be!" Torifu said: "Uchiha Funan is now the deputy leader of the Uchiha clan and the head of the Konoha Police Force."

Hiruzen's face became even gloomier.

Looking at the gloomy Hiruzen, Torifu smiled. "Hiruzen, I have an idea that could solve your current problems, but you will need to pay a considerable price."

Hearing this, Hiruzen immediately became alert and stared at Torifu. If they continued paying like this, their four clans would end up being sold.

"First tell me, if it's too difficult for us, then don't say it, Torifu."

Torifu muttered a few words in a low voice.

Hiruzen turned pale and said sternly: "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"It's the best solution!"

"You don't need to say anything else!" Hiruzen stood up and said coldly: "Torifu, I will never agree to such conditions."

Torifu's expression also turned cold, and he said: "You better think this through. Uchiha Funan will be back soon, either today or tomorrow. He's not as patient as I am!"

"So soon?"

"Of course!" Torifu smiled faintly and said: "I have already negotiated with Iwagakure and Kumogakure. Funan will naturally not stay on the border."

Hiruzen's face turned grim, and he remained silent. He actually had no news at all. It seemed that many things were beginning to get out of control.

Hiruzen's heart also began to feel uneasy. He had ruled Konoha for decades, and in just a few months, the situation had become so out of control.

Torifu seemed calm, as if he wasn't worried that Hiruzen would refuse.

At that moment, an ANBU member entered the office. "Acting Hokage!"

"What's the matter?"

"Uchiha Funan is back."

"So soon?" Torifu smiled slightly and looked at Hiruzen. Just as he was about to speak, a roar came.

"Akimichi Torifu, I'll fuck your grandma."

[Bang!]

Hiruzen slapped the table, stood up suddenly, and shouted angrily, saying: "This Uchiha Funan, he... Ugh!"

Suddenly he stopped.

Akimichi Torifu? Not Sarutobi Hiruzen?

Oh, then it doesn't matter! Insult him more, I'll applaud you!

Hiruzen looked at Torifu in a strange way.

Torifu was also dumbfounded. Then his face turned gloomy.

[Bang!]

He slammed the table and shouted angrily: "This Uchiha Funan, he... Ugh!"

[Bang!]

The door of the Hokage's office was kicked open.

Uchiha Funan walked in with a gloomy face. His cold eyes first looked at Hiruzen and Danzo, and then fixed on Torifu.

The amazing momentum made everyone present quiet instantly.

Hiruzen couldn't help shivering a few times and was horrified.

Uchiha Funan was too strong. His power seemed to have increased again.

How was it possible?

"Akimichi Torifu!!!"

Hearing this roar, Torifu immediately prepared for battle.

Hiruzen and others were overjoyed.

"Funan, what are you doing?"

A shadow moved quickly and stuck to Funan's shadow.

Shikaku was sweating profusely, looking at Funan tensely.

The other ANBU members and the Jonin who had arrived also breathed a sigh of relief.

The Shadow Imitation Technique could immobilize Funan, which only meant one thing. Funan didn't want to fight.

Otherwise, Shikaku would be no match for Funan.

Everyone present is very clear about this.

"Hmph!" Funan snorted coldly and said: "I came here to ask our acting Hokage a few questions."

Torifu looked ugly and said coldly: "Say it, if you don't give me a reasonable explanation, Funan, this won't stay like this."

Funan looked at him coldly then snapped his fingers.

Although he was under the Shadow Imitation Technique, as long as Funan didn't go too far, Shikaku wouldn't dare to stop him.

"Meow! Meow!" A shinobi came in meowing. He was the Nara clan's emissary sent to negotiate.

Torifu's face became even gloomier.

"Uchiha Funan! What do you want to do?" Torifu was really angry. This was his emissary.

"Stop talking nonsense! I'm fighting on the front line!" Funan said coldly: "You sent such a thing to trouble me, Torifu, tell me, what do you mean? You hope I lose the war?"

"What do you mean? Lose? Bullshit!" Torifu said angrily: "I have already negotiated peace with Iwagakure and Kumogakure. This is an emissary for you to withdraw your troops. The war is over, do you understand?!"

"You are too bold to do such a thing to my envoy."

"Talk about peace?" Funan sneered. "Iwagakure and Kumogakure, when they want to fight, they fight, and when they don't want to, they negotiate peace. Torifu, you are useless!"

"Uchiha Funan, you..."

[Bang!]

A scroll was thrown at his feet. It opened in a cloud of smoke.

Money flowed out like water.

The people present suddenly widened their eyes.

"Uchiha Funan, what do you mean?" Torifu looked coldly at Funan, not understanding what he was seeing.

"You negotiated peace, I didn't!" Funan said coldly: "I led my men and we attacked Kumogakure. This is the 100 million ryo they paid as compensation!"

With one sentence, Torifu's fat face suddenly turned red.

Torifu opened his mouth, closed it, opened it again, and closed it again, not knowing what to say in the end.

"And this too!" Funan threw two letters to the ground in contempt.

The paper fell at Torifu's feet, displaying an act of humiliation. With a cold voice, Funan said: "The locations of my and Jiraiya's troops, as well as information about some powerful ninjas under my command, have been leaked."

Funan looked coldly at everyone present and said: "Someone wrote to Onoki saying that he didn't want the war to end and that he wanted to cooperate for a long time. This is to kill the shinobi troops under my command. Torifu, if you don't give me an explanation today, I will kill you, you damn dog."

Torifu's face was completely gloomy.

The shinobi around him were shocked.

Jiraiya walked over with a gloomy face. He really didn't want to stay in Konoha now. If it weren't for Naruto, he would have left long ago. If it weren't for the Nine-Tails, Jiraiya would have taken Naruto away from Konoha without hesitation.

In present-day Konoha, several factions were in conflict.

Uchiha Funan was the most powerful, and Jiraiya didn't know what he was thinking. He could kill him any day.

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