Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

"Master!" A pleasant voice sounded. Terumi Mei was obviously impatient.

After so long of the Blood Mist policy, Kirigakure's strength had been severely destroyed.

And instead of looking for a solution, the Mizukage wanted to start a war. And against the most powerful shinobi village!

What kind of good opportunity was that? Even if they managed to push Konoha back, what good would it do?

Kirigakure is going to be finished!

"The Mizukage is crazy!" Mei gritted her teeth.

Genji did not scold her at all. He looked at the angry Mei, a soft look flashed in his eyes, and whispered: "Are you very dissatisfied?"

"Yes!" Mei did not hesitate, did not hide anything, and said directly: "If Kirigakure continues like this, the village will be destroyed!"

"Then act." Genji responded just as calmly.

But his words left Mei speechless. "A-act...?"

"Yes, haven't you been ready for a long time?" Genji smiled slightly.

"You, you know?" Mei looked embarrassed.

Genji was very calm and said: "In Kirigakure, there are few things that can be hidden from me."

Mei immediately said: "Then Master, tell me, what is going on with Mizukage-sama? Why did he become like this?"

Genji: "..."

Mei is also a smart person. She immediately found something wrong and changed her words: "Do you support our actions?"

"Ah, what other choice do I have?" Genji sighed and said: "Kirigakure can't sustain a war now. Attack Konoha? Take on the Uchiha? I don't understand what the Mizukage is thinking."

Mei was also silent.

"By the way, contact Zabuza, he also wants to take action."

"Zabuza?"

"Yes, he plans to assassinate the Mizukage alone." Genji had a headache. Young people always have some problems.

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As Kirigakure mobilized large numbers of shinobi towards the border, tension in the shinobi world rose once again.

Looking at the urgent report from the border, Torifu remained silent.

"Where's Tsunade?"

"She's on her way back." Shikaku looked at Torifu cautiously. He kept a safe distance from Torifu. He was also afraid of being hit.

Back then, he was the one who convinced Torifu to take over as interim Hokage.

Now, within a year they had fought three wars, each of which could have sparked the Fourth Great Shinobi War.

"On the way?" Torifu muttered to himself: "How long has it been and he's still on his way? What does he intend to do?"

Shikaku said cautiously: "Tsunade-sama has gotten drunk several times along the way, each time ending up completely unconscious. There's nothing the ANBU can do, they can't just drag her away, right?"

"Why not?" Torifu asked back. His expression was a little ferocious, and he roared: "Why not? I'm on the verge of death and she can drink all the way back here! Ha, perfect, really perfect!"

"Tsunade, aren't you relaxed? I'll make you relax until you drop!" Torifu's face was distorted.

Shikaku said in fear: "Acting Hokage, what are you going to do?"

"Kirigakure, those bastards, they dare to provoke us, Konoha!" Torifu said coldly with a sullen face: "If you want to fight, we will accept the challenge!"

"No!"

As soon as Torifu finished speaking, a loud shout rang out.

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo pushed the door open.

"You're just in time!" Torifu stared at Danzo with a ferocious look and shouted: "Danzo, why don't you explain it to me clearly!"

Explain it clearly? Explain what? Danzo's heart tightened and he said coldly: "I don't understand what you are saying."

"Don't understand?" Torifu said coldly: "Do you need me to give you a hint? You are quite courageous. Now you have set your sights on other villages. You have contacted them to plot against Konoha. Tell me, if the teacher knows, will he kill you?"

Danzo trembled and immediately fell silent.

Seeing this scene, Torifu exploded on the spot. "Fuck, this time, Kirigakure's matter is really related to you, you bastard, I'm going to kill you!"

Torifu rolled up his sleeves and was about to advance and beat Danzo to death.

Danzo was perplexed and shouted angrily: "Torifu, you damn fatso, you're tricking me!"

He had been fooled so many times recently by Funan that when Torifu seemed so self-assured, he instinctively assumed he had been found out.

"I still want to kill you!" Torifu also roared.

The people outside the Hokage's office were shocked.

"Okay, okay!" Hiruzen and Shikaku stepped forward together and separated the two.

After being separated, they glared at each other.

Hiruzen coughed dryly and said: "Ahem, Danzo, tell me your reasons."

"What is there to say?" Danzo roared "Look at what the Uchiha has done to the village! I tell you, as long as the Uchiha can be solved, any price is worth it."

"Everything I do is for Konoha!"

Torifu said coldly: "Shameless!"

"Who are you scolding?"

"I'm scolding you, Shimura Danzo!" Torifu slammed the table hard, making a loud bang, and said: "You always say it's for Konoha. Damn, the Uchiha at least fought for Konoha. What have you done? Have you ever done anything useful?"

Danzo said disdainfully: "I have done a lot for the village."

Funan said curiously: "Give me an example, I really don't know, can you satisfy my curiosity?"

"How do you expect me to tell you... Ugh!" Danzo was silent.

Hiruzen remained silent.

Torifu also remained silent.

Several people looked at Funan blankly.

Finally, Shikaku said helplessly: "Funan, when did you come?"

At this moment, Funan was sitting quietly at the side, looking at everyone curiously.

"Just arrived today!"

Shikaku said helplessly: "Should we continue the discussion?"

"Discuss bullshit!" Torifu cursed angrily and said: "Since Funan is here, let's talk about it. What should we do now?" He looked at Danzo, then at Hiruzen, and finally at Funan.

At that moment, he felt a dull pain between his legs.

What the hell is this?

. Danzo colluded with Kirigakure to deal with Uchiha.

Kirigakure joined others to deal with Uchiha.

But Uchiha knew about this.

They are now sitting together to discuss what to do.

"What else can I do?" Funan spread his hands and said: "You are the Hokage, you have the final say."

"Acting!" Torifu snorted. 'Now you remember that I'm the Hokage, what have you been doing before? I have the final say? Have you ever heard what I said!?'

He looked at Danzo and then at Funan, and in extreme despair, he directed his anger towards Danzo. "Danzo, tell me, what agreement did you reach with Kirigakure?"

Danzo's face turned red with anger.

Torifu said faintly: "Don't lose your temper with me. Should I ask Funan to share his thoughts now?"

Danzo held back. He gritted his teeth, and under Funan's teasing eyes, he said coldly: "Uchiha is a cancer, a cancer of the entire shinobi world. Kirigakure contacted me with the purpose of eliminating this cancer. I think it is worth cooperating."

Funan curled his lips and said: "That sounds great, but I'm very proud." Under the gaze of others, he said lazily: "I'm really proud. If Kirigakure and other villages see us as the cancer of the shinobi world, that only shows how much my clan has done for Konoha. While some who just play some dark games, does anyone remember them?"

Danzo snorted coldly.

"What? One-eyed dragon, you are not convinced?" Funan sneered, looked at him provocatively, and said: "If you are not convinced, let's have a fight?"

"Okay, okay, why are you talking about fighting again?" Torifu waved his hand and said: "Look at this report."

It was a shinobi registration report of the five major ninja villages.

The number of shinobi in Kumogakure is currently 14,000.

The number of shinobi in Iwagakure is 18,000.

The number of shinobi in Sunagakure is 10,000.

The number of shinobi in Kirigakure is 12,000.

This number is definitely false and can only be used as a reference.

Because the number of registered shinobi in Konoha was currently only a little over 13 thousand.

Funan casually threw the information on the table and said: "What's the point of looking at this? It's not reliable. For example, in Konoha, there are definitely not that few of us." He glanced at Hiruzen and said maliciously: "Have you registered the three thousand shinobi of the Sarutobi army?"

Hiruzen's face darkened and he stared at Funan coldly.

"This figure is not to be taken seriously." Torifu ignored them and continued: "For example, the information I obtained about Kirigakure indicates that the number of shinobi does not reach 10 thousand."

"So few?" Funan couldn't help but be stunned.

Kirigakure is one of the five great shinobi villages, and its strength is definitely not among the weakest.

[Bang!]

Funan slammed the table fiercely and said coldly: “With so few shinobi, they dare to challenge the Uchiha? They are only seeking death.”

Funan's fingers were already moving impatiently.

"I think so too." Torifu said lightly: “If Kirigakure dares to cause trouble at this time, to seek trouble with Konoha, and even to ally with Kumogakure and Iwagakure, then we must not be lenient towards them. Fight them, make them suffer, make them hurt so much that they won’t dare to trouble Konoha again.” He looked at Danzo and said coldly: "Danzo, what do you think?"

Danzo's face was gloomy.

He understood Torifu's meaning perfectly. They wanted to use Danzo's connections with Kirigakure to plot against them.

But this was meant to be used against the Uchiha. Now he must help the Uchiha?

Danzo was very uncomfortable with this.

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