Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

Seeing Hiruzen jumping up and down to stop Funan from returning, many people felt a slight sadness in their hearts.

Time is a butcher knife!

Even if he is as brilliant as Sarutobi Hiruzen, he is now in an indescribable state.

If he was twenty years younger, would he still compromise when facing Funan?

The original three-day journey was turned into seven days.

"Danzo, what are you doing?"

At a certain moment, Danzo pulled Hiruzen and went into the grove.

Hiruzen stared at Danzo.

"Hiruzen, we can't wait any longer, do it!"

"What? Do it?" Hiruzen was startled.

"I have arranged enough men to ambush." Danzo said with a gloomy face. "We will deal with Uchiha Funan here!"

"Are you crazy?" Hiruzen was stunned.

"You are the crazy!" Danzo said angrily: "How many people are left in the Sarutobi clan and the Shimura clan? At most, there are more than 2,000 people. Do you think we are still the opponent of Uchiha?"

"Here..." Danzo pointed at the shinobi army and said: “There are at least 1,000 of ours!”

"I don't believe that with so many people, we can't kill Uchiha Funan!"

"Don't make trouble!" Hiruzen said angrily: "What about Torifu? What about the rest of the shinobi army? What will happen to them? Do you think they will allow us to attack the Uchiha? Do you really think they will sit idly by while we attack the Uchiha?"

Danzo said indifferently: "That will depend on you."

Hiruzen said coldly: "I warn you, Danzo, don't mess around. Your method is not feasible at all!"

"It's too late!"

"What do you mean?" Hiruzen felt a chill run through his entire body.

Danzo said calmly: "The action against Uchiha has already begun, and I can't stop it. Hiruzen, the only thing you can do now is to find Torifu and get his help, and then, work with me to deal with Uchiha Funan!"

"You, you, you..."

"No need for you, you, you!" Danzo sneered, slowly untied the seal in his hand, and said: "I'll go first. Hiruzen, I'll wait for you!"

Hiruzen looked at Danzo's back as he walked away, with a bewildered expression.

He had anticipated a direct confrontation with the Uchiha, but he never thought it would be Danzo who provoked him first.

...

Due to a moment of hesitation, Danzo felt like his life changed forever.

That is also the eternal pain in his heart!

So, he became more and more extreme in his actions.

He must become Hokage!

In his eyes, Hiruzen is becoming more and more indecisive.

He is no longer suitable to be the Kage.

Only him.

Shimura Danzo.

He is the most suitable person to be the Hokage.

He will lead the entire Konoha to the peak of the shinobi world.

Uchiha is the roadblock and must be cleared.

If Hiruzen was unwilling to act, then he would force him to do so.

"Hiruzen, let me see what you will do!"

"Uchiha Funan, you are dead. As long as you and these dozens of Uchiha elites die, it will not be difficult to deal with other Uchiha."

"What about Uchiha Fugaku? What about Uchiha Shisui?"

Danzo sneered.

...

There was tension in the tents on the front line.

Ordinary shinobi and Elite Jonin didn't know what happened, but they keenly noticed that something was wrong.

They gathered together spontaneously, their faces full of vigilance.

The Uchiha also guarded Funan, staring coldly at the shinobi surrounding them.

Just now, a large number of shinobi surrounded them and suddenly attacked.

But the Uchiha shinobi repelled the attackers, leaving both sides at a stalemate.

Torifu hid in his tent, walking back and forth.

"Damn it!"

"Damn it!"

He muttered to himself: "Hiruzen, are you crazy? You dare to attack Uchiha so openly, even if you can kill him, so what? Can you return to the position of Hokage?"

He was a little confused for a while.

No one can deny Uchiha Funan's strength. He alone is capable of taking on an army.

In addition, even if he succeeded by chance, how would the people in the village look at him?

"Fuck, he must be crazy!" Torifu yelled angrily.

What should he do?

At this time, there is no neutrality.

It was either facing the Uchiha or Hiruzen

"Hiruzen, you are forcing me!"

"This has nothing to do with me!" Hiruzen's voice was heard as he entered Torifu's tent with heavy steps and a livid face.

"You dare to come here?" Torifu stared at Hiruzen coldly.

"Torifu, this is not my idea, it is Danzo, he is not only forcing you, but also forcing me!" Hiruzen's voice was hoarse.

"Danzo?" Torifu sighed and said: "So, what do you plan to do? Fight the Uchiha or... kill Danzo?"

Hiruzen was trembling. He didn't know what to do.

"Danzo is really crazy!" Torifu said sarcastically: "Does he think killing Uchiha Funan will solve everything? What about the other Uchiha? Does he really think the Uchiha will go back to being the clan you oppressed like before?"

"They won't!" Torifu sighed helplessly and said: "The Uchiha have been transformed by Funan. They are proud and confident. Facing provocation, they will fight back strongly."

"Fugaku's era is over!"

"The current Uchiha belongs to Funan!"

"Even if he dies, Funan's spirit will be inherited. Apart from anything else, Shisui is likely to inherit Funan's will, and he will continue to follow Funan's steps."

Hiruzen was stunned.

"Danzo is wrong!" Torifu didn't even look at him and continued: "He thinks that if Funan dies, the Uchiha will be the same again. He thinks Shisui will be easy to handle because he almost killed him before."

"What arrogance, what presumption!"

Torifu closed his eyes in pain.

"What should I do?" Hiruzen's voice was low and filled with uncertainty.

"Three choices." Torifu raised three fingers.

"One, you can kill Funan now. Failure means death. If you succeed, I don't know what will happen."

"There are so many shinobi in the village, and each one has his own idea. Because of the appearance of Uchiha Funan, their ideas have also changed, which is completely different from before. I don't know what they will do after knowing this."

Talking about this, Torifu was so angry that his chest hurt.

Funan had changed everything in the village, making it impossible to run Konoha under the old rules.

"Two, kill Danzo and put all the blame on him. You might be able to save yourself, but you'd have to give up the Sarutobi and Shimura clansmen outside."

Hiruzen's face twisted.

"Third, you stay here all the time. Whatever happens outside has nothing to do with you."

Hiruzen smiled bitterly. "Is this possible?"

"Why not?" Torifu sneered. "Danzo not only attacked the Uchiha, he also ambushed you and me, leaving us seriously injured."

Hiruzen said in a dry voice: "In this case, Danzo is dead."

Torifu sneered. "He should have died long ago for doing such a thing."

"Make a choice now!"

...

Outside.

Funan hummed a song, walked out of his tent with a relaxed pace, and looked at the shinobi outside with interest.

"What are you trying to do? Do you know who I am?"

"I am the head of the Konoha Police Force. You dare to attack me. You are preparing to betray Konoha, right?"

"Wrong!" A cold voice sounded.

"We are here to save Konoha!" Danzo walked out of the crowd. "You Uchiha, you always bring disaster."

"Hey, Danzo, it's you!" Funan grinned, looked around, and said: "Why are you the only one? Where is the person who is as close to you as a conjoined twin?"

Danzo snorted lightly, but did not speak, but sighed in his mind. Then he began to form seals with both hands.

"Hey, what is this?" Funan had already noticed that Danzo had unleashed his seal, and now he deliberately shouted: "Sharingan, and that surging vitality, this should be Hashirama's cells, right? Damn it, Danzo, you actually conducted human experiments. As the captain of the Konoha Police, I will not forgive you!"

All the shinobi were in an uproar.

They looked at Danzo with disbelieving eyes.

Although everyone knew that each village was secretly conducting experiments, they did not expect that Danzo not only experimented, but also used it on himself.

...

Inside the main tent, Hiruzen closed his eyes in pain.

Danzo is finished!

By exposing the Sharingan and Hashirama's cells in front of everyone, no one could save him.

However, he was intrigued by Danzo's behavior. What was wrong with him? Why would he do such a thing?

Does he really think he can handle all this?

...

"Get out of the way, I want to deal with this guy myself!"

"I have wanted to kill him for a long time!"

Funan pushed away the Uchiha shinobi who was protecting him and strode forward.

"Danzo... you are dead!" Funan showed a sinister smile, with an expression of indescribable hatred.

All the Uchiha harbored a deep hatred towards Danzo.

Whoever killed Danzo would undoubtedly become a hero to all the Uchiha.

The shinobi around him began to disperse.

"Wind Release: Great Breakthrough!" Danzo attacked first.

[Bang!]

A scarlet skeleton appeared around Funan, protecting him.

Danzo frowned and quickly jumped.

The huge bone arms moved furiously, creating a strong air current.

Stones were thrown into the air.

Trees were broken.

The skeletal giant even let out a beastly roar

Danzo looked on in amazement. Funan has become even stronger.

"Wind Release..."

[Bang!]

A skeletal fist descended from the sky, striking Danzo.

Blood flowed slowly under the fist.

"We won?" An Uchiha said in disbelief.

"Impossible!" Next to him, a Uchiha shinobi said coldly: "How could Danzo be killed so easily? Have you forgotten what the minister said to us? Danzo's fighting style is..."

The method of combat with Izanagi using the Sharingan had already been recorded in detail by Funan and communicated to all the Uchiha.

So, when Danzo appeared behind Funan with a proud expression, he couldn't finish his words. "You didn't expect it, Uchiha Funan, I told you..."

[Bang!]

A large scarlet fist descended from the sky again, crushing him into a mass of flesh.

Funan closed his eyes and sensed silently.

Funan thinks that Danzo is really a talent, despite everything he still managed to gather ten Sharingan.

Of course, Danzo wasn't doing so well, those ten eyes on his arm weren't all three tomoe, some were two tomoe.

These Sharingan could suppress Hashirama's cells, which was strange.

Thinking about Danzo's strange behavior today.

A smile appeared on Funan's lips.

"It's you..."

"Is all this because of you?"

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