Naruto: What if Menma Uzumaki came to the ninja world?

Snow Hidden Village, Ninja School.

In class, no longer talk on the stage, and seriously teach students lessons.

Offstage, Xiangli played with his fiery red hair boredly, pouted, and muttered: "Stinky noodles, always leave without a word, obviously no longer cut the teacher has returned from the country of waves, how long will he have to wander outside before he comes back? It's really abominable to always leave me here alone!"

Yakumo sat next to Xiangli, a little upset by her thoughts, and couldn't help but poke Xiangyan's waist with his elbow, and whispered: " Okay, flower idiot Xiangxiang, don't talk anymore, you continue to wander like this, and it will be troublesome to be discovered by the teacher after a while.

Xiangxiao pouted and said: "Hmph, what does it matter if you don't listen to this boring class, obviously we can learn by ourselves, but the face numb wants us to come to the ninja school to take classes, with our strength, we can now directly become ninjas."

Yakumo gritted his teeth and couldn't help but pinch the soft flesh around Xiangli's waist: "Stupid, you speak in a smaller voice, otherwise you will be troubled if you are heard by the teacher again."

"Hehe~ Xiangxiang, I didn't expect that in your heart, my lecture was so boring?"

Suddenly, the sound of no more cutting sounded from next to Xiangli, causing Xiangli to tremble in fright, and slammed his head on the desk.

"Pain and pain——

" Xiangli covered her reddened forehead, raised her head tremblingly, and showed a stiff smile to Zai Bu Xuan: "Don't behead the teacher again, you misunderstood, I didn't mean this-

" "Then please ask Xiangli classmate, what did you actually mean just now?"

Seeing this, the surrounding students immediately turned their heads and ears: "Coming, coming, it's the smile of the evil ghost teacher, this kind of smile that makes people feel like falling into hell at first glance, no matter how many times you see it, it makes people shudder!"

The last time I heard about it, the person who lasted the longest only lasted 30 seconds and opened his mouth to beg for mercy, anyway, I don't believe that the blood red pepper can last that long. "

Ah~ Don't cut the adults so handsome, this kind of cold and ruthless smile, at the sight of it makes people tremble with excitement, I really want to get such a smile!"

"Alas, waste, these idiots are no longer saved, carry them out and cremate." The

students' whispered comments naturally did not escape the ears that were not cut off, and he couldn't help but burst out several "#" words on his brain, and he was so angry that he almost went straight out. But the good teacher quality still made him endure, but his smile at Xiangli became more and more distorted.

"Don't cut the teacher, Xiangyu doesn't mean that!" At

this time, Yakumo plucked up the courage to interrupt this strange atmosphere, and opened his mouth to defend Xiangyu: "You know, Xiangyu is an idiot, she just doesn't understand what you say to get bored, I will seriously help her tutor after school, and I will definitely let her catch up with the progress of the class."

Since Yakumo handed over a step over, he took the matter without chopping it, but he still pointed out: "Since Yakumo-san is willing to tutor you, then please cherish this rare opportunity, I don't want to wait for the leader to return, I need to make a small report because of your study progress."

Xiangxiang's face suddenly turned red, and when she thought of the scene of being seen by her parents because of her poor academic performance, she felt dead, and immediately patted her chest and assured: "Don't worry, if I don't cut the teacher, I will study seriously and study hard, and I will definitely not drag down the class

——!"

Xiangli then lay on the table with relief, gasped heavily, and said with a bitter smile: "Stupid Yakumo, thank you for helping me solve the siege just now."

Yakumo couldn't help but pinch the soft flesh around Xiangma's waist again, and said viciously: "I won't help you next time you do this, and when Mima comes back, I will tell him all about your glorious deeds in the ninja school!"

Xiangyu clasped his hands together and quickly begged Yakumo for mercy.

"Cut ~ look at your performance, anyway, you don't have any image. Yakumo proudly raised his chin slightly, ignoring Xiangyu's strangeness.

Regardless of how Xiangyu and Yakumo behaved in the audience, and then finished the course content of this lesson, he suddenly stopped talking, and after scanning his eyes over his students, he said in a serious tone: "Okay, I will announce one thing now, tomorrow is the midterm assessment of the ninja school, and after the study of the teaching affairs team, the content of this assessment is a wild survival exercise!"

In this wilderness survival exercise, our advanced and basic students will jointly participate in a three-day trial in the snowy forest as a team, the trial is a scroll battle, your goal is to collect two scrolls and successfully stay in the forest for three days.

A student suddenly raised his hand and asked, "If you don't cut the teacher, what if you are eliminated within these three days?"

Another student raised his hand and asked, "If you don't kill the teacher, under what circumstances

will you be eliminated?" "During the exercise, you will all wear the newly developed protective watch of the scientific research department, once the watch detects that your life is in danger, the defensive crystal on the watch is broken, and the enchantment used to protect itself will be automatically released, and when the enchantment is released, it will be regarded as eliminated, understand?"

After a pause, he suddenly pulled a stiff smile on his face and said: "You all have a certain ninja foundation to come to the advanced class to study, as your class leader, I hope you will not lose to Teacher Bai's basic class in this exercise." After all, I'm about to embark on a ninja career at your age, and if I lose to a group of seven or eight-year-old children, I guess you won't feel happy in your hearts, right?"

In other words, if we lose, are we going to chop our little fingers?" "

We must not sit still when encountering things—— please give me strength

!" "Don't be afraid, the scum of the basic class, our improvement class is naturally able to capture, the winner of this exercise must be our improvement class!" "

Ah~ Don't cut the teacher's smile is so handsome, I really want to see such a smile all the time." "

Eh~ Why haven't these idiotic guys been dragged out for cremation? Where is the garrison, the garrison, there are idiots here

!" "Down with the basic class, the improvement class is always the first!" Seeing

that the audience became such a chaotic situation because of his words, the green tendons on the door of the brain involuntarily burst up, and he couldn't help but stretch out his hand to touch his face, and sighed in his heart: ' Lord Chief, I'm starting to regret it, this stupid student is too difficult to bring, or you better transfer me to cut people, I don't want to be this teacher anymore-'