One Piece: What If Kaido Did Sit-Ups

Outside the ghost island, the final battlefield.

In the awakened form, Luffy exaggeratedly picked his nose, raised his eyebrows and said in surprise: "Are you an idiot? I defeated you once not long ago!"

A few bloodshot eyes instantly appeared in Kaido's eyes. Lightning flashed and disappeared instantly. The lightning mace suddenly hit Luffy's head. His extremely malleable neck immediately stretched out far away, but his huge body stood still. Stay put.

"It hurts so much!... Hee hee, I lied to you!" Luffy suddenly made a funny face in shock and pain.

"Rubber rubber! Slingshot counterattack!"

The forehead was once again covered with a jet-black weapon color, and with the help of the extended elasticity, he quickly launched a counterattack, and at the same time pulled up several threads of lightning.

This close-range attack made Kaido unable to evade, and hit him directly in the head. The terrifying force and Haki hit him so hard that he felt like stars. The scales on his forehead were also damaged and bleeding, and his huge body staggered back a few steps. .

He regained consciousness in an instant, but at this time the opponent's attack arrived again.

"Rubber rubber! Gatling fight!"

Luffy's dark fists instantly turned into emission bullets, hitting the opponent like raindrops. The awakening ability attached to the fists also affected Kaido's body, and he was hit deeply like rubber, with protrusions all over his back. Kaido, who did not have that kind of elastic physique, completely withstood all the injuries. He couldn't help but vomit blood, his pupils shrank, his whole body flew backwards, and he flipped backwards and slid far backwards before he stood still. body shape.

"It's not over yet! Kaido!" Luffy retracted his fists and teleported again to catch up.

Kaido, who had rebalanced his aura, now stared angrily, raised his mace high into the sky and roared. The power of wind and thunder was instantly mobilized again, and the hurricane as sharp as a knife actually formed several powerful tornado walls to protect him.

Luffy, who had just approached, screamed and was blown into the sky by the hurricane, and then his huge body fell to the ground again.

At this time, Kaido's mace held high above his head seemed to be connected to the sky. All the thunder falling from the sky was sucked into it. Even the scales around his body were bathed in thunder and lightning, and his eyes appeared with lightning, like a thunder god. Like coming into the world.

Luffy was still in the mood to joke: "His abilities are really like Logia's!"

But this was obviously not enough to scare him, and he charged again without much thought.

At this time, Kaido roared and swung down the thunder mace in his hand, and saw a huge lightning beam shot out instantly. At the same time, thick thunderbolts in the air also descended one after another, blasting the ground everywhere to pieces.

The speed of the lightning pillar was so fast that Luffy was covered up without even reacting. However, this charged blow, which was like a punishment from heaven, had no effect on him. After the lightning disappeared, Luffy's body emitted white smoke due to the high fever reaction. Outside, almost nothing has changed.

Luffy smiled while sprinting: "Hehehe, I told you before! Thunder and lightning are ineffective against me, so your efforts are in vain!"

Kaido, who was just angry just now, was just trying to vent his anger. Now he also woke up, and the eyes he looked at the other person as he rushed toward him became colder.

Suddenly, a fierce breath of fire burst out from his mouth, and the scorching air wave immediately rushed in front of the opponent.

"Rubber rubber! The giant swallows it!"

Luffy, who was sprinting at close range, did not choose to dodge, but instead directly enlarged his head, opened his abyss wide mouth and swallowed all the hot breath. The high fever reaction in his body also made his face turn red, and his ears and nostrils continued to spurt out hot air and firelight. , showing a funny and incredible expression.

Kaido, who had always been able to handle things with ease, couldn't understand it at this moment. He glared and said, "How outrageous are your abilities! Straw hat boy!"

However, the next moment, under Kaido's shocked gaze, Luffy opened his mouth and spit out the hot breath again, with almost no loss in momentum and power, as if it was spit out by Kaido himself.

Seeing his ability being played with in this way, Kaido gritted his teeth, the blood vessels on his face swelled, and he swung out the stick violently. The strong wind caused by it directly blew back the hot breath and dissipated it, and the extension mixed in the flames His long fist was also caught by his anticipation, and he was violently pulled back.

Luffy was dragged over, and a mace with a long bolt of lightning was thrown towards his face. Just like before, his head was smashed out of shape again, flew backwards, and then returned to its original shape.

Seeing this, Kaido couldn't help but ask: "Straw Hat kid, are you feeling any pain?"

Luffy rubbed his nose and said with a smile: "Hehehe, guess what!"

Kaido sneered and said nothing.

"Don't be angry! Let's play a game!" Luffy shook his arm.

"Rubber Rubber! Mole Attack!"

Luffy actually dived into the surface like a dive, and at the same time used his awakening ability to assimilate the ground. His fists continued to bend and accelerate underground, and the elastic ground fluctuated instantly.

Suddenly, a part of the ground suddenly bulged up and turned into the shape of a fist, hitting Kaido from behind. However, he caught it instantly and hit it with a stick. The fist was knocked back to the ground, and the protruding ground exploded into pieces. However, almost at the same time, another one hit Kaido. Kaido was caught off guard and staggered with a surface punch.

Afterwards, it was like a game of whack-a-mole. Every time Kaido hit someone, he would be punched immediately, making him extremely passive and aggrieved, but Luffy was having a great time playing.

"Xun shakes the vajra!"

The furious Kaido finally got angry. He lifted the mace and plunged it into the ground. A large amount of filament lightning was poured into it, causing a terrifying Haki shock wave. The land with a radius of 100 meters exploded like an earth dragon turning over.

"I caught you! Kid!" Kaido's eyes flashed red, and his body instantly turned into lightning and flashed to the ground somewhere. Just as he predicted, Luffy's body was pushed out of the ground by the impact. , his lightning-coated mace hit directly, and the angry blow actually caused the air to explode and the ground to crack. But this time, Luffy's body did not deform, and he actually received a blow, and blood stains spattered and transformed. It was ejected like a meteor and rumbled, smashing large amounts of dust, smoke and gravel into the ground.

"Huh?" Kaido, who noticed something strange, immediately calmed down, picked up the mace and observed the opponent.

When the dust and smoke dissipated, Luffy in the ruins actually had a decayed and decadent look. He was completely different from his previous vitality. He was covered in blood and filth, like a dying old man.

"Dong dong dong..."

Suddenly, Kaido heard the sound of drums coming from the opposite side. To be precise, it was the beating of Luffy's heart. He had also heard this exaggerated heartbeat during the first battle. He didn't take it seriously at the time, but now he thinks of it. When something important came up, he couldn't help but look stunned.

"I seem to know your abilities, Straw Hat kid! No..."

Kaido looked at the other party's recovery state gradually with the sound of drums, and said with a serious expression: "I should call you Nika!"