NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 66
Chapter 66 Wherever The Crouching Dragon Haunts, There Must Be A Young Phoenix Within Five Meters.
“Brother photographer, please give more shots to the two people on stage later.
Jiang Chen walked over there with Lingling and the photographer.
As long as we can get some traffic here, then Datang Culture Pedestrian Street will definitely not be worse than Xiaoritian Pedestrian Street.
What is lacking now is some attention. There are so many viewers in the live broadcast room at this time, so we can just help.
“Okay bro.”
The photographer naturally understood Jiang Chen’s intentions.
From what he said at the barbecue stall just now, it is known that he is extremely respectful of Chinese culture.
And this Datang Culture Pedestrian Street just happens to promote our Chinese culture.
The camera zoomed in slowly, and focused on the stage of Tang Dynasty Secret Volume.
The pictures on the stage were also shown in the live broadcast room…
Netizens are also curious about what this secret volume of the prosperous Tang Dynasty is for…
“What’s the matter, Brother Fang, I just took a nap in the lobby, what will His Majesty tell you and me to do?”
I saw the secret box on the stage slowly turning, and the time machine was opened accordingly, and two men in official uniforms of the Tang Dynasty appeared on the stage.
“Brother Du, according to His Majesty’s order, His Majesty said that this era is rich in products and treasures, especially the people here are personable and talented.”
“Hereby let you and I travel through the past and present, and come to this place to recruit talented people.”
Fang Xuanling stroked her mustache and said.
One of the two people on stage played Fang Xuanling, and the other played Du Ruhui.
The identities of the two were also displayed behind the secret volume.
Fang Xuanling: Since childhood, he was intelligent, good at poetry and prose, well-versed in classics and history, proficient in Confucian classics, and learned calligraphy from his father.
At the age of eighteen, Qizhou promoted Jinshi, successively awarded Yuqiwei, Xicheng County Wei, and Confucian Prime Minister, known for his resourcefulness.
Du Ruhui: Since he was a child, he was intelligent and savvy, and liked to discuss history and literature with others.
He cooperated with Fang Xuanling to assist the government, and was responsible for selecting talents and enacting laws and regulations, etc.
“Is there any gentleman in the audience who is willing to try on stage?”
“Just answer a few questions, and there will be a reward for answering the questions correctly.”
Du Ruhui put his hands in his cuffs and asked the people in the audience.
At this time, there were more than ten people standing under the stage, and they didn’t sleep much.
Ten seconds passed……
While the others were hesitating, a rough voice came out.
“I’ll try.”
A man in the audience shouted loudly.
“It’s a good feeling if a gentleman is willing to come up and try it.
“Eunuch Wang, Eunuch Wang, please open the door for Mister.”
“Sir, come up and try.”
Du Ruhui made a gesture of invitation, calling for the man to come to the stage for interaction.
The big security guard in the audience went to open the gate of the fence with a puzzled expression on his face.
What did you call me just now, father-in-law?
The people in the audience also felt a little interesting when they heard this, and couldn’t help laughing twice.
They all thought they were answering the questions in a serious manner, but they didn’t expect that the two people on stage were very interesting and could arouse the atmosphere.
“Very well, here comes a gentleman who has been out of college for many years.”
Fang Xuanling at the side saw someone coming up.
I was thinking of boasting a few words, but when I took a closer look, I quickly reacted to the situation. It is indeed a bit inappropriate to say that I graduated from college.
“Then how old is this year, sir?”
Du Ruhui gave the person who came up a topic.
Then he politely asked about his age.
“I’m 26 this year…”
The eldest brother took the microphone and said with a smile.
“Two…twenty-six? Are you modest, sir?”
“If the age is correct, then the husband must be a programmer.”
“Is it the chef? Then the master must have used his cooking skills in the wrong place.”
Du Ruhui has been interacting with the elder brother next to him.
Every time the eldest brother answered, he could answer with high EQ, which made everyone in the audience laugh.
“Brother Du, look at you making fun of Mr.
“Let’s get down to business and ask some questions.”
Fang Xuanling took advantage of the situation to get to the point.
The situation was handled just right, which also made everyone in the audience interested.
When seeing here….
In the live broadcast room…..
[It seems a bit interesting, the way they interact is quite amusing. 】
[Laughing to death, here comes a university…a gentleman who has graduated from university for many years, this is a joke. 】
[Hacking our programmers again, our programmer 26 doesn’t post like big brother, an Excellent programmer has a bald head!]
[It was really fun, and I started to wonder what questions they would ask next. 】
[Looking at their unscrupulous appearance, the questions for a while must be very interesting. 】
………
After the netizens heard what Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui said.
They gradually became interested in them.
Not to mention, it’s also fun this way.
The most important thing is that they successfully brought up the atmosphere, not the boring and rigid way of asking and answering.
“Then let me take the first question, sir.”
“The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, so dare to ask Mr. what is the next sentence?”
Fang Xuanling started the first question.
It’s an easy poetry quiz.
“The wind is rustling and the water is cold!”
The elder brother replied confidently.
After the eldest brother answered, a voice appeared from the audience, “It’s not difficult.
“Sir, you are really good at writing, comparable to the contemporary Wolong.
“You, the phoenix chick in the audience who said she was not troubled, are also very good.”
“But this question is not answered correctly, let’s move on to the next question.”
Du Ruhui couldn’t help laughing at this moment.
At this time, everyone in the audience laughed one after another. The one in the audience who shouted that he was not stumped was really wonderful. He knew where Crouching Dragon haunted, and there must be a phoenix chick within five meters.
The complete answer to this question is, when the strong wind blows, the clouds fly upwards, Vega returns to the homeland, and the strong warriors guard the four directions.
From Liu Bang’s Great Wind Song, it means that the strong wind is blowing and the clouds are flying. I have unified the world and returned to my hometown. How can I get warriors? Guard the Quartet for the country!
“Mister may not be very good at poetry, then let’s give him another topic.”
“Take one, let me think about what I should do for my husband.”
Fang Xuanling was thinking in her heart at this time.
What kind of question should be asked so that he can answer it. After all, he is the first gentleman to come up, so he has to give some face.
If it is too difficult, it is a bit embarrassing, if it is too easy, I will look down on Mr….
“Brother Fang, let me get one for Mister.”
“Let’s do a math problem, sir, you don’t mind?”
“Okay, then let’s start. Do you know the formula for the volume of a ball, sir?”
Du Ruhui felt a little worried when he saw Fang Xuanling.
Immediately, I gave this big brother a mathematical formula question, which should be no problem.
When asked a math question, the eldest brother nodded in agreement.
But when the question was asked, the elder brother shook his head, he can’t do this question either…
After thinking for a few seconds, he replied: “1.”
Du Ruhui asked suspiciously, “What is ML?”
“Brother Du, Mister may not be very good at mathematics.”
Fang Xuanling said cooperatively at the side.
“Brother Fang is worrying too much, maybe the question just now was a little difficult, let’s change it to an easier one.
“How much is 1000 divided by 3 sir, this is very simple, you should know it.”
Du Ruhui still didn’t believe in this evil.
Reduced the difficulty of the question a little and asked again.
Are you thinking about answering this time?
“3.3,”
The eldest brother thought about it and finally said the answer.
“I said that my husband is not good at mathematics, you see you really are.
Fang Xuanling spread his hands aside and said.
It relieved the embarrassment on the field very well, and also attracted everyone off the field to laugh again.
Although there are not many people around here, everyone has been cheerful and enjoying the fun.
“No, no, I want to explore the lower limit of the gentleman again.”
“Sir, let’s do another math problem. What is minus Q multiplied by 13?”
“This question is not difficult, you think about it carefully?”
Du Ruhui said seriously.
It also deliberately strengthened some tone, reminding to be careful of the trap of the title.
This question is actually not that difficult.
“Equal to 8?”
The big brother on the stage noticed that there was a multiplication and division that asked Mr. to multiply and divide, and almost accidentally fell into it.
“Mr. is really the reincarnation of the contemporary Wolong. Congratulations for answering one question correctly.”
“Mr. answered correctly the question in elementary school just now, so how about we challenge the difficulty of junior high school?”
“Sir, you know the story about Kong Rong letting pears, so Kong Rong is a man and a woman?”
Fang Xuanling said seriously.
The eldest brother immediately answered, “Men.”
“The answer is really good, sir. Do you know how old Kong Rong was when he was born?”
Fang Xuanling continued with the question.
“5 years old, pears from 5 years old.
The elder brother said with a smile.
At this time, he felt the joy in it, and felt that it was time to supplement this knowledge.
“It is said in the Three Character Classic that Kong Rong can make pears at the age of 4, which seems to be 900 years old.”
“However, the one mentioned in the Three Character Classic is the actual age, and the one mentioned by the husband is the false age, so the teacher still got the answer right.”
“Look, Mister has answered two questions correctly, Brother Fang, do you want to come and try Mister’s literary skills?”
Fang Xuanling stretched out her thumb and made a gesture of praise.
It also caused the crowd in the audience to laugh again.
“Then I’m taking a test of Mr. Who’s story is it telling?”
“Do you know this sir?”
Fang Xuanling stroked his beard and asked.
He thought that his husband is a boy, so he must know a little more about the story of this idiom.
Although I knew it was a minute later, my elder brother was still in a daze…
“Brother Fang, take a look, the questions are not out of the scope of Mr.”
“I’m stumping Mr. now, really…”
“Okay, okay, let’s take a picture, sir.”
Du Ruhui hurriedly added, breaking the embarrassment of the scene.
It also made the elder brother happy and giggled all the time.
Flying Daggers is an allusion about Han Xin.
Therefore, during the struggle between Chu and Han, Liu Bang, king of Han, used Han Xin, a native of Huaiyin, to capture Wei Wang Bao, Zhao Wang Xie, Yan Wang Zang Tu, and Qi Wang Tian Guang.
Liu Bang named her the queen of Qi and led an army of 300,000 to join forces with Peng Yue’s army, besieging Xiang Yu at Gaixia, and adopting the tactics of ambush on all sides.
Forced Xiang Yu to commit suicide in Wujiang and won a decisive victory.
This has spread a period of eternal uneasiness, that is, Farewell My Concubine, the end of a generation of heroes……
at this time…
In the live broadcast room…
【Hahaha, it’s really fun. It’s the first time I feel that the question and answer is so interesting. Their creativity is a bit interesting. 】
【Just now my child was watching and rushed to answer. This method is fine, and it can also make the child interested in learning. 】
[The two were talking about cross talk on stage, they sang together, it feels great to cooperate. 】
[High EQ: Let’s take a picture, low EQ: Brother, your level is not good…]
[They can explain, both the real age and the false age are explained, but it is less meaningful than my brother Jiang’s forced sophistry. 】
[Really, everyone is eager to see Brother Jiang, and I look forward to Brother Jiang going on stage to answer questions. 】