NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 70
Chapter 70 It Is Also Jiu Niu Compulsory Education, Why Is Brother Jiang So Excellent!
When seeing this, the netizens in the live broadcast room exploded again.
Who would have thought that after digging inside the clothes for a long time, they finally pulled out a pair of Nanfu batteries.
It’s really a robot’s treasure chest, there are only things you can’t think of, and there is nothing you can’t get out of.
The toothpick came out, the card was issued, and now the battery came out, one by one is outrageous…
The two people’s humor and humor made everyone laugh again and again, and the gift they gave was also ingenious.
I’ve already sent a few things, it’s really not repeated at all, who knows what else I can pull out……
The onlookers under the stage also spent their time in laughter.
I not only learned a lot of knowledge that I didn’t pay attention to at ordinary times, but also enjoyed the fun of learning.
Especially some children in the audience are also curious about this knowledge, and want to go back and read more history books……
“Okay, little girl, let’s take a picture first.”
“I don’t know which way you like, we have cute, domineering and romantic ones here.
“Choose a posture, and we will match you.”
Du Ruhui bent his body down.
The way the two of them took pictures was proposed by the person on stage, and then they cooperated with each other to take pictures.
The main thing is an interaction, so that more people can come up and spread the Tang Dynasty and Chinese culture.
“Two Uncles, do you believe in light?”
“Let’s do the most domineering move, follow me!”
Lingling thought for 10 seconds and then said…”Eight eight zero”
I’ve seen those people taking pictures on stage before, and I didn’t like it…
As a child, of course, you also have to have the picture that a child should have.
The two actors are not very old, one is born in the 90s and the other is born in the 00s.
When I heard this sentence, I instantly understood it, understood it, understood it too much…
“This is the most domineering action I have ever performed on this stage.”
“Although it is a little bit out of elegance, we must keep pace with the times and learn advanced ideology and culture, Brother Adu.
“Brother Fang is right, so come on, biubiubiu…”
Du Ruhui and Fang Xuanling took a stride, and then performed Ultraman’s classic moves.
Each Ultraman has its own special light, but they all emit it through a gesture similar to raising their hands.
at this time…
In the live broadcast room……
【Holy shit, I didn’t expect Lingling to believe in light, I found an organization, and I really like this action too, look at my plasma light wave!】
【You must always believe in the light, you can always believe in the light, because you believe in the light to meet the light, because if you don’t believe in the light, there will be darkness!】
【Everyone stop hiding, I have already taken out my voice changer, lend me your power of light, Dijia!】
[It’s over, it’s over, suddenly Zhong Er got up, my mother just looked at me like a fool, hahahaha…]
[I don’t know why, but seeing Du Ruhui and Fang Xuanling posing in this pose makes me want to laugh, it’s so funny. 】
【Hahaha, Lingling, you are a girl, you actually believe in Guang, did Jiang Ge teach you? 】
Netizens exploded in an instant…
Especially when Lingling said, do you believe in light, all the netizens couldn’t help it.
This is a code that belongs to everyone’s blood. When this sentence came out, everyone was on fire…
I believe Ultraman is an indispensable childhood memory for many people……
“Dare to ask if the little daughter’s father is on the scene, it must be able to teach such an excellent girl, my father must not be easy.
“Please also show up, sir, so that we can see your father’s face.”
“If you are here, please raise your hand.”
After taking pictures, Du Ruhui asked everyone in the audience.
Lingling really surprised them, answered all the questions correctly, and she was also very interesting.
This made Du Ruhui and Fang Xuanling also interested in his father.
“Oh, so it is this gentleman, please come on stage quickly.
“How about answering a few questions for us?”
Fang Xuanling saw Jiang Chen who was raising his hand below, and hurriedly motioned for the prince to invite him up.
Just like that, Jiang Chen also slowly walked towards the stage.
“A strong man has a vigorous pace, a dignified body, and a handsome appearance.”
“Huh? Why did I smell the smell of alcohol? Unexpectedly, Mr. is still a knight-errant.
When Jiang Chen walked up to the two of them.
They clearly smelled the smell of alcohol, and they had an idea to praise the knights of the rivers and lakes.
In the world of martial arts, knights have their own looks, but they are very similar in the matter of drinking.
The great chivalrous men in ancient times all drank with pride and rejoiced in their grievances.
Among heroes, they also like to bond with each other through wine.
“Mr. can educate Ling Qianjin so well, so let’s take a look at Mr.’s talent first.”
“Then let’s start with the first question, please listen to the question carefully before answering.
“Which city is the Jingzhou that the ancients often said, sir, please think about it carefully.”
Du Ruhui stood with his hands in front of him.
Thinking about a simple historical question first, seeing how his daughter understands history so well, he must know a lot about history too.
Many people in the audience began to rush to answer, some talking about various places.
Du Ruhui waved his hand again, signaling others not to disturb their thinking.
A few seconds later, Jiang Chen had the answer…
He said with certainty: “It is the city of Jingzhou today.”
“It seems that the master is very familiar with history, yes, it is the current Jingzhou.”
“What hobbies do you usually have, sir, and what kind of questions do you want to answer? Let’s take a quiz again, sir?”
Du Ruhui originally wanted to dig a hole for him, but he didn’t expect that the other party was quite knowledgeable.
Jingzhou City, known as Jiangling and Yingdu in ancient times, was the capital of the Chu State during the Spring and Autumn and Warring States Periods.
And this city also has many historical stories, for example, in the Three Kingdoms, the use value is the focus of the three points.
Jingzhou City is one of the first batch of 24 national historical and cultural cities announced, and it is an important comprehensive transportation hub.
Jiang Chen replied: “I usually like martial arts, how about some martial arts?”
I love martial arts Jiang Chen very much, and because of the death of Mr. Jin, I found a friend to drink and chat all night about martial arts.
Those classic martial arts one after another accompanied the growth of many post-80s, post-90s, and post-00s, and became everyone’s childhood.
“Oh, let me say that Mr. is not simple, he likes martial arts stories, he is indeed a knight-errant.
“Since we’re talking about martial arts, sir, you must have read Tianlong Babu, so this is it.”
Fang Xuanling stroked his beard and asked.
At this time, everyone was a little curious.
There are so many topics for this preparation, there are also martial arts topics?
“Since Mr. has watched Tianlongbabu, let’s do something different.”
“Among the Eight Dragons, Qiao Feng’s martial arts are world-leading.”
“Then may I ask which kind of kung fu you can learn to defeat Qiao Feng’s Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, you can only learn one.
Fang Xuanling stroked her beard and asked.
When hearing this topic.
In the live broadcast room……
[Hahaha, the questions are getting more and more strange, and there are also martial arts questions, which are so fun. 】
[No one can beat Qiao Feng, right? Qiao Feng is invincible in Tianlong Babu, and the special effects are given to Jianglong Eighteen Palms. That golden dragon blinded my dog’s eyes. 】
[Duan Yu’s kung fu should be able to beat it, of course, learn Liumai Excalibur, it’s so handsome, and learn Lingbo Weibu can walk and output, can fight and defend. 】
[I’m afraid you don’t know that the Six Meridians Excalibur is not effective at all times. No one in the Duan Shi family has mastered it and you can’t learn it. If you want me to say learn the Kung Fu of the Xiaoyao School, it’s really too strong… .J
Netizens started discussing it one after another, Tianlong Babu is too classic, even after so long, I still remember the plot in it.
Although there are titles of South Murong and North Qiaofeng in it, Murong Fu is not enough to beat Qiao Feng at all, but it’s just a false name.
Qiao Feng, who is the ceiling of combat power, has always won the hearts of all audiences, but the ending is too tragic, and he was forced to go offline for righteousness…
When the netizens in the live broadcast room were discussing what kind of kung fu to learn…
What Jiang Chen said surprised everyone. 0
“There is only one way to defeat Qiao Feng.”
“That’s to turn off the stereo in his hat [to stop him from casting spells.”
Jiang Chen said calmly.
Everyone was shocked at this moment.
It’s just outrageous.
at this time…
In the live broadcast room……
【Sure enough, it’s me, Brother Jiang. I was caught off guard by this reversal, and I’ve been thinking about what kung fu I should learn… …]
【Hahaha, when I used to watch TV, whenever I heard that BGM, I knew Qiao Feng was coming, he came with a stereo, and I knew the villain was over. 】
【Yes, it is impossible to defeat Qiao Feng, he is invincible in his BGM, who can beat him. 】
[The only person who has BGM is hanging B, what do you use to fight him. 】
【I asked why Qiao Feng always wears a hat, but no one else does. It turns out that the stereo is hidden in the hat!】
[Watson, you discovered the blind spot, you said that there is music every time you appear on the stage, and the hat will not fall off every time you fight, so it turns out that there is a hidden sound…]
【666…Knocking out the sound inside his hat will interrupt Qiao Feng’s spellcasting, and the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms will not be released to stabilize the market. 】
Netizens couldn’t laugh in an instant, and were provoked into bursts of laughter.
The brain circuit to answer the question has to be Jiang Chen, the answer is absolutely perfect.
Qiao Feng’s BGM is particularly domineering every time he plays, and every time in the BGM, he can be said to be invincible.
Especially whenever I heard the music, I knew absolutely that the man was coming on stage carrying the BGM, and the villain was about to suffer.
“What you said makes sense, but I can’t refute it. You answered this question correctly.”
“Your beauty is unmatched by anyone.”
“It seems that the master has a high understanding of martial arts, so let’s change the question.”
“You said that we humans have evolved for so many years, why haven’t we evolved aggressive organs?”
Du Ruhui couldn’t help laughing at this moment.
It seems that if you really meet an opponent, you will know that the little girl’s father is not that simple.
This opening is simply perfect, meeting such an interesting person, it can just mobilize the atmosphere of the scene.
See how he answers this question.
Everyone in the audience couldn’t stop laughing,
The 4.0 people who made the question did not follow the routine, and the people who answered did not follow the routine.
“Why didn’t we develop an attacking organ? Originally, we were going to evolve bone spurs, but they were pushed back as bone hyperplasia.”
“The dragon scales that humans are about to evolve were treated as psoriasis, and the golden elixir that was finally cultivated was treated as stones.”
“Sharingan, which is about to evolve, was treated as pink eye disease…”
After Jiang Chen thought for a while, he made an answer.
However the next second….
“Mr. Wolong is so wise, what you can’t drink is a fake bar.
“Sir, you are so talented, Fang is so impressed.
Standing aside, Fang Xuanling couldn’t help laughing twice.
It’s no wonder that such smart children can be raised, this answer is too six.
at this time…
In the live broadcast room……
【The same is Jiuniu compulsory education, why is Brother Jiang so Excellent!】
【Hahaha, it’s different after drinking wine. How much do you have to drink to be as Excellent as my Brother Jiang? I’ll go buy wine right away!】
[Tell me why I haven’t cultivated Taoism and become an immortal. It turned out that I was suppressed by these quack doctors. The quack doctors misunderstood me and gave me back my golden elixir!]
[The newly opened Sharingan was also treated as pink eye disease…[doge]]
【In this way, my girlfriends have cultivated the Nascent Soul, and they were given the Nascent Soul by the doctor】[
【Laughing, my stomach hurts, this guy upstairs is awesome, you all know my brother Jiang…】
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