Pirates: Ninjas On The Straw Hats

"Yeah - I slept so comfortably!!"

It was approaching dinner time, and Luffy finally woke up.

Everyone in the room breathed a sigh of relief. Finally, everyone was out of danger.

"Ah! Where's the hat? My hat!!"

"I'm so hungry, where's breakfast!?"

"Hat! Breakfast! Hat! Breakfast!"

Xin took a straw hat from the side and pressed it on the captain's head:

"Why are you so noisy as soon as you wake up? Besides, it's not breakfast, but dinner."

"dinner!?"

"That's right, you've been in a coma for three days." Nami, who was sorting the books, replied.

"So, I lost fifteen meals!?"

"Why do you calculate this kind of thing so quickly?"

"And it's still five meals a day."

Sanji and Usopp complained one after another.

The sound of the door opening came. Zoro, who had been training outside for a day, finally came back.

Chopper was ready to greet him, but the smile on his face instantly disappeared when he saw Zoro's outfit.

"Zoro! You're out training again, right!?"

"Yeah, I can do whatever I want."

"No, I won't do it if I say no! I'm the ship's doctor! The bandage can't be taken off yet."

"It's too much trouble to hang around with something like that, and it's not convenient at all to exercise."

"It's just a bandage I put on to prevent you from exercising!!"

Chopper transformed into a strong man form, holding a bandage roll in both hands, and flew towards Zoro to enforce the ship's doctor's order:

"Don't move!!"

"Hahaha~"

"Mr. Luffy."

Robin's voice interrupted Luffy's laughter. He turned to look curiously, with a puzzled look on his face. It took him a while to realize Robin's identity:

"You are the guy who gave me the antidote."

"My name is Nico Robin."

"Souga, thank you, Robin."

"Although it's a bit abrupt;" Robin put down the book in his hand and came to Luffy with a smile on his face:

"Can you let me join your gang?"

"OK!"

"Luffy!!"

This shout was from Sanji, full of happiness and satisfaction.

The friends around him have already been taken over by Robin, and even Vivi doesn't say much. Except for Zoro who is a little wary, there is only one person who looks a little confused.

Is it a little too hasty?

"Mr. Ninja;" Seeing Xin's expression, Robin immediately said with a hidden smile:

"Don't forget you were inside me."

"Hey! Don't use..."

"Bastard Hedgehog Head!!!"

Without waiting for Xin to explain, Sanji grabbed his collar with tears in his eyes, his face twisted with jealousy:

"What enviable bastard things have you done to your pretty big sister!!"

"I was..."

"I will never forget the pain in the desert."

"Excuse me with death, you bastard Hedgehog!!!"

"Listen to the explanation, you pornographic kappa!!"

Robin refers to the spiritualization Technique and the magical Narakumi Technique on the stone ground outside the rain land.

The former truly entered Robin's body, and the latter truly awakened Robin's painful memories.

But after Robin said this, the painting style completely deviated. Nami and others saw the letter controlling Robin's body and flying back to the palace;

Zoro Usopp, who didn't know the truth, looked at the letter like a scumbag.

"What do you two look like!? Do you want to lie down like this perverted kappa!?"

"Who's lying down, you mature womanizer!!"

"Usopp, let's go!"

"Why do you want me? You three go ahead and make trouble."

"You have knowledge and color, you take charge."

"I'm good at this, go!! Zoro, right hook!!"

"Let me count them, green plants, erotic kappa, and long-nosed monsters. Don't think that three melons and two dates can defeat me!!"

Usopp took command, Sanji and Zoro stepped forward to attack, and a four-person war soon began.

Pillows were flying everywhere for a while, and there would be a few water balloons from time to time.

The battle soon spread to Luffy and Chopper, and the four-player battle escalated to a six-player battle.

The crusade against the Hedgehog Head also turned into a big fight.

The girls group was safe because Robin used his power to block all the flying pillows.

Crunch~

The door opened again, and an aunt who looked a lot like Ikarem came in. Just as she was about to say something, a pillow hit her in the face.

"Okay, you guys, you accidentally hurt someone else!"

The highest combat power intervened and quickly ended the war.

The unconvinced hedgehog punched Sanji twice more and spit out a water ball to Zoro.

"As expected of a young man, he is really full of energy."

The aunt was not angry and said with a smile.

Wiping the water stains on his face, Zoro's pupils dilated instantly and the corners of his mouth twitched:

"Sure enough, you have that kind of hobby, right?"

"That's wrong;" Vivi explained to everyone:

"This is Ikarem's wife, Miss Tiragotan, who is responsible for the logistics in the palace."

"You can't look so similar to a husband and wife..."

"Speaking of which, is the curly-haired man still alive?"

"Didn't I tell you before, oh, you were being beaten at that time."

"Ikaremsang returned to the palace two days ago."

It was still Vivi who explained to everyone. Tila Gotan clapped her hands, and the two maids behind her pushed a cart of fruit in:

"The dinner starts in thirty minutes. I heard that you guys are very good eaters. Before that, let's eat some fruit to fill our stomachs."

"I see."

"Juggle a trick!?"

It was very fast. Luffy ate all the fruits in one bite and it only took 0.3 seconds.

Even so, he was not satisfied:

"Auntie, I want three days' worth of food."

"I don't want it, I won't lose it to the young man's stomach."

Half an hour later, the dinner began.

This dinner was of high standard, not only attended by the king and princess, but also Ikarem came to accompany the guests.

There are also guards around, which can be regarded as the highest etiquette in Alabasta.

However, the dining guests were not very polite and were even excessively noisy.

Luffy was holding the rice ball in his left hand and the meat in his right hand. He was mumbling something to Kobra while eating.

Chopper learned to be smart and knew that if he was too late to eat, he might not be able to eat, so he sucked the noodles crazily.

Zoro shouted for some wine, and Usopp made a spicy rice ball as bait to trap Luffy.

Sanji slapped Chopper on the back and he choked.

The hedgehog head wandered around the battlefield, constantly stealing sweets in front of everyone.

There were only three girls who could be considered elegant.

A grand dinner finally turned into a lively banquet.

Luffy came to the table to cheer, Usopp performed a special trick of putting his nose on the plate, and Chopper also came on stage to show off his newly learned chopstick dance.

After the dinner, everyone went to the bath in the palace.

Two lions spitting hot water attracted the attention of Luffy and Usopp, and they both ran under them and began to meditate.

It’s euphemistically called practice.

As a serious ninja, Nobu shook his head and showed the two of them how to run on the fountain.

Luffy wanted to imitate, but ended up falling into the water.

Sanji walked up to Ikarem with a look on his face:

"Where is the women's bath?"

"Idiot! How could I possibly tell you!?"

"It's right next door!"

Icarem stuck to the bottom line, but he didn't expect that Kobra immediately rebelled and pointed the direction.

Under the leadership of Sanji, everyone climbed up the wall in a sneaky way, but Xin and Zoro did not go. Luffy and Chopper may have found it fun, so they climbed up.

At this time, in the women's bathroom, three ladies were sitting on small stools, and Robin was using his power to rub their backs.

The three of them turned around to check when they heard the noise. Nami sighed and turned around wrapped in a bathrobe.

"Listen, one hundred thousand beli per person."

"Fist of Happiness."

Phew~

This move is so powerful that even Luffy Sanji can't help but spit out nosebleeds and fall to the ground.

After sitting up and wiping his nosebleed, Cobra said solemnly:

"Grateful!"

"...Old pervert."

"That's not the case!" Kobra explained hurriedly:

"It's a matter for this country."

As he spoke, he solemnly bowed his head to everyone including Ikarem.

"I only act as a father and a resident of this land..."

"Thank you from the bottom of my heart!"

"Hehe~ don't worry."