Pokémon: I only catch mythical beasts

【Ding!Successfully captured Pokémon Suicune, please choose one of the skills as your skill]

Because of the successful arrest of Suicune, the system prompt sounded in Xia Fan's mind again, and at the same time, a system panel that only he could see popped up in front of his eyes.

[The legendary Pokémon of water attributes: Suicune]

【Gender: None】

[Characteristic: Sense of oppression (let the opponent fall into a state of tension, 10% chance of skill activation failure)]

[Bringing item: Rainbow Feather (feather exuding iridescent brilliance, only the trainer who owns this item successfully captures Phoenix King can make him obey your orders)]

The skills are as follows:

[Absolute Zero: Kill the opponent with one blow.But if it is used by Pokmon other than ice attributes, this trick will be difficult to hit. 】

[Shadow Clone: ​​Create a clone by moving quickly to confuse the opponent, thereby increasing the dodge rate. 】

[Frozen Beam: Launches a Frozen Beam at the opponent to attack.Sometimes the opponent will be frozen]

[Blizzard: Blast a violent blizzard towards the opponent to attack, sometimes causing the opponent to freeze. 】

[Water Cannon: Spray a large amount of water violently at the opponent to attack. 】

[Supernatural Power: Send out invisible magical powers to attack, sometimes making opponents fearful. 】

......

Like Entei Raiko, Suicune has many skills.

Xia Fan looked at these skills, thought for a while, and said.

"I choose Suicune's skill 'Hold'."

The Gyarados just now frightened him, and he felt that he had to learn some life-saving skills.

So he chose to defend, which can resist most skill damage.

After a while, Xia Fan had more skills to defend in his mind.

He looked up at the sky.

Couldn't help but put on a show and yelled forcefully: "Lei Lai!"

next second.

In the blue sky, a yellow thunderbolt suddenly struck down.

Immediately startled Emperor Yan, and was about to jump away to avoid it, Xia Fan's voice sounded next to his ear.

"Don't panic, let's see how master I can block the thunder with one hand!"

After saying that, Emperor Yan saw Xia Fan standing on his back, with his left hand on his hips, his right hand pointing to the sky, and a transparent mask emerged from between his fingers.

When the lightning strike fell on the mask, it was completely blocked by the mask.

If you want to say what words can be used to describe the scene at this moment, there is only the seven-character mantra, 'It's so hard to pretend to be good'.

But Emperor Yan only had one expression after reading it.

(?◇?)

Wow, what a cool look.

......

Two minutes later, Emperor Yan came to the shore of the lake with his master on his back.

Getting off Emperor Yan, Xia Fan straightened his expression and decided to face Shui Jun with a serious attitude.

Ten seconds later, a red light flashed, and Suicune appeared from the Poké Ball.

He looked angrily at that Xia Fan who didn't talk about martial arts and played tricks.

Before it could react, it was caught by the ball that was thrown over suddenly.

The key is that I don't know what's going on, it can't rush the ball yet, so he can only forcefully subdue it.

Suicune cursed angrily: "Despicable human!"

Xia Fan frowned, and said lightly: "How can I be mean? Is it mean just because I threw a ball at you secretly?"

"Isn't that mean?"

"Is that mean?"

"Isn't that mean?"

"How can this be despicable?"

"How can this not be despicable?"

"Why is that considered despicable?"

Hey guys, are these two guys mating dolls?

Emperor Yan and Meng Meng couldn't help laughing for a while listening to the conversation between Xia Fan and Shui Jun.

At this time, a red light flashed across Xia Fan's waist, Lei Gong couldn't help but ran out, and looked at Xia Fan and Shui Jun side by side with Yandi Mengmeng.

Among the three holy beasts, Shui Jun can be said to be the representative of a gentleman, gentle as jade, and rarely angry.

But now, being stimulated by this cheap master's three or two sentences, I feel like I'm going crazy, so I'm sorry for myself if I don't come to watch this kind of famous scene.

Shui Jun scolded angrily: "Damn human, don't twist your tongue with me here. Since you said that this is not despicable, then explain to me how it is not despicable."

Xia Fan said: "Sorry, I can't explain, I can only ask you, what does meanness mean? Only then can I judge whether my behavior is meanness or not."

Shui Jun said: "The method is dirty, it is despicable to use improper means to attack others."

Xia Fan raised his brows: "Then what do you mean by dirty means? What are improper means?"

"Ah~" Suicune suddenly became mad with anger, raised his head to the sky and screamed, "You are enough of a human being, if you ask another question, I will kill you!"

"Okay, as long as you explain the dirty and improper methods, I will immediately judge whether I am despicable or not."

While speaking, Xia Fan leaned between Emperor Yan and Lei Gong.

Suicune inhaled and exhaled, telling himself that he is the incarnation of Beifeng, one of the three holy beasts in the world, and Lord Fengwang's closest subordinate, so he must not lose his mind because of this despicable human being in front of him.

After being calm for a minute, Suicune said again: "Dirty means means to sneak attack others in a dirty way, and improper means means to treat others in an unruly way."

After finishing speaking, Shui Jun thought of something, and quickly added: "If you ask what is a dirty way and what is an unruly way, I will really fight you hard!"

Xia Fan shrugged his shoulders, and said casually, "Don't worry, I just understand these two meanings, so I won't ask back. It's just...in my understanding, the methods I just used were sloppy and unruly. It has nothing to do with it, but it should be called witty."

Suicune's eyes widened: "Damn human, are you smart?"

Xia Fan said calmly, "Then I'll ask you if it's common for Pokémon trainers to catch Pokémon in this world."

Suicune frowned slightly, hesitated for a while and replied: "Yes."

The corners of Xia Fan's mouth turned up: "Look, you said it's a common behavior, so it's despicable for me to throw the ball at you? Or are you very noble, nobler than Feng Wang, nobler than the three in front of you, They are also Pokémon, it’s okay to catch them, as long as they catch you, it’s despicable? Is it a heinous crime?”

Suicune was dumbfounded after hearing this.

How come something is wrong with the topic of chatting, why is it wrong when I was caught in a sneak attack and scored a goal.

Immediately afterwards, Shui Jun saw Yandi Leigong and Mengmeng listened to Xia Fan's words, and looked at him with strange eyes.

Shui Jun panicked: "Wait a minute, what you said is wrong! I didn't mean that."

"Then it's normal for me to arrest you."

"Yes, it is."

Suicune gritted his teeth and responded.

Immediately after it thought of something, it quickly said: "I admit that it is normal for you to catch me, but you just said that the way you caught me was very clever, then please explain, if you can't explain it, you are despicable."

Xia Fan smiled and said, "About explaining wit, let me ask you a question first, is it difficult for ordinary Pokémon trainers to catch you?"

"Difficult! About escaping, I'm not boasting. In this world, there is no one who can escape the trainer's capture better than me. If you didn't sneak attack me, you would never be able to catch me."

Suicune replied with a very proud tone.At the same time, he glanced at Yandi Leigong and Mengmeng behind Xia Fan.

However, after hearing this, Xia Fan said excitedly, "Very well, I am very satisfied with your answer."

This made Suicune stunned.

Immediately I heard Xia Fan say: "Now I can explain what wit is. Wit is flexible and unconventional. It refers to finding a unique solution in a difficult environment, just like I catch your Behavior, you yourself said that you are very difficult to catch. There is no one in this world who is more difficult to catch than you. You said, in this case, if I don’t use some methods that ordinary people can’t think of to catch you, I will Wouldn't it be hard to catch you?"

"Uh... this... that... this... that..."

Shui Jun was stunned, really stunned, how could he be chatting and chatting completely wrong.

If I say yes, then this guy is witty, if I say no, it is a slap in the face for what I just said.

After more than ten seconds, Suicune, unable to accept this fact, shut himself up.

Looking at the lake with a melancholy look, he couldn't say a word.

And behind Xia Fan, the three melon-eating crowd looked at the autistic Suicune, and there were only four words in their hearts that could describe their mood at the moment.

Holy crap, you are awesome!