Put on your vest!The cannon fodder young educated youth holds the big system

Chapter 1 I'm Howling in Hell



He has the state of death, the return of the soul.Yellow sand is everywhere, so it is called Huangquan.

Someone asked, what is the end of Huangquan Road?

How would she know, anyway, her way is not good.

"Ah... ah" The sharp and ear-piercing howling sound resounded through Huangquan Road.

The quiet and dull soul team began to become agitated. All the ghost officers rolled their eyes in unison and subconsciously blocked their ears. This kind of scene was repeated eight hundred times a day in the underworld.

Su Xiaosu, who was sitting outside the trial hall, was heartbroken and wept loudly.

She refuses to accept, she wants to complain!

In other words, in her previous life, she was the eldest daughter of a billionaire family, the sole legal heir of the Su Group, doted on by her elders, doted on by her parents, and lived a luxurious life since she was a child.

However, there is only a dilapidated body, severe congenital heart disease, and it is rumored that he will not live to be 25 years old.

Therefore, she is like a fragile glass doll, carefully held in the palm of the family by her family, and she does not step out of the door.

The hustle and bustle of the outside world, the night life of feasting and feasting are like two worlds with her.Because of the youthful rebellious and restless factors in her body, Su Xiaosu sneaked into the most luxurious nightclub in the local area on her 25th birthday.

She just wanted to indulge once before she died, find a top quality man, and have a good time.

But who would have thought that this was the last step, and he burped.

Why is she so sad!

She wants a man... woo woo woo...

"Don't cry, come, eat a chicken leg and rest for a while." The judge sat on the steps, touched Su Xiaosu with his elbow, and handed over a roast chicken.

Looking at the smoking chicken in front of me...

Su Xiaosu lost her momentum in an instant, pouted her mouth aggrievedly, tore off a chicken leg from it, and sniffed it vigorously with her nose shaking.

"Are you taking bribes again?"

The judge trembled when he heard the words, and the chicken in his hand almost fell to the ground. He stretched out his hand to cover Su Xiaosu's mouth, but she avoided it in disgust.

"Shhhhh, what are you talking nonsense, this is my tribute."

Su Xiaosu rolled her eyes speechlessly, you are a ten-thousand-year judge, you have no relatives and no temple, where did you get the tribute, don't think she didn't see those little ghosts sneaking it to him, but she is too lazy to care.

"Girl, the foie gras you had last time was much tastier than this chicken drumstick." The judge rubbed his hands and said with a smile.

Su Xiaosu gave him a disdainful look, and exchanged this broken chicken leg for her top Michelin-starred French foie gras, do you want to eat it?

"You let me reincarnate as a human being, and I will give it to you."

She has been a ghost for almost a year, and only when she came to the underworld did she know that every soul has a lucky yin bag, and their relatives in the mortal world will receive the lucky yin bag every time they burn paper to sacrifice.

A lot of paper money and gold ingots were burned, but in addition to reincarnation, there is only purgatory in this hell, where does the consumption come from.

So it's all a pile of waste paper, useless, only the offerings are good things.

Usually they are common fruits, followed by steamed buns and biscuits, not to mention a chicken leg, roast goose, pig's head and so on.

These ghost messengers and judges have faded out of their mouths for thousands of years!

That is to say, his parents are bold, and there are new sacrifices every day, and they are all her favorites.

"How can that work?" The judge hurriedly waved his hand.

"Why can't it work?" Su Xiaosu asked angrily.

"You were born in a wealthy family in the previous life, enjoying all the glory, wealth and pampering, how can you still be a human being in the next life, and let others die!"

"It's not what I want to enjoy, you let me enjoy it, how can you rely on me." Su Xiaosu shouted dissatisfied.

The judge choked directly.

Looking at the angry little puffer fish ghost, she still softened her tone: "Then...then you are not in good health, let us replace you with a stronger one!"

It's okay not to mention this, but Su Xiaosu will explode in anger once he mentions this.

"Then you want me to be reincarnated as a cow?" It was a dream, she would never die.

"You were rich and honored in the previous life, but you will be exhausted in the next life. You were weak in the previous life, and you will be strong in the next life. According to the regulations of the underworld, you have to be reborn as an animal and become a cow. This is a good thing, how fair and just." Judge Persuading him earnestly, he really wanted to help, but he didn't have such a big right!

"Do you want this good thing for you? Still stipulate? Why didn't you hook my soul by the stipulated time? Why did you have to hook me half an hour earlier? Unfortunately, I'm already at the last step, and I'm still a virgin. My man! Huh huh..."

Speaking of this, Su Xiaosu was heartbroken. She was so sad that she didn't know what it was like to be a man until she died.If she hadn't inadvertently glanced at the book of life and death in the judge's hand, she would not have known that the cause of her destined death was violent sex with a man.


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