Reincarnate at HighSchool DxD! …. DAMN IT!

"Koneko chan... Rias chan...why do the both of you look angry..."

I look at the two who weren't looking at me.

"Ara ara, I wonder fufufu."

"This isn't funny at all Akeno chan..."

Sigh.

Is it because I didn't come here for at least two days?

When I went here earlier, I was too excited and shouted while I'm introducing myself but what I felt afterward was a cold atmosphere.

Seriously...

Koneko chan wouldn't even sit on my lap, she was just eating across the table, Rias chan is doing something which I don't know what it is.

Akeno chan give me a cup of tea while she was smiling and blushing.

'Those this kind of thing still excite her?"

The two give a cold shoulder.

I wonder, what should I do.

Rias chan suddenly stand up and walked outside, She pretends to me for a second before turning her gaze away.

It's just a glimpse but I saw some happiness in her eyes, just like earlier when I entered and saw me, she was filled with surprise and happiness after seeing what I'm wearing.

Well, at least I manage to lessen her anger? I think?

In koneko chan case, I actually met up with her this morning, we went together while I'm trying to flirt with her, Koneko chan shows her love by action while me, in a flirty way which is embarrassing me as I don't actually have guts to flirt with girls.

Seriously, every time I speak in a flirty way, I want to find a hole and hide my entire existence and never leave for how many Millenium.

I just sat on the sofa while my head is down.

'Aah...I feel like I'll turn to dust... I wonder what is my purpose for living? Hehehehe....'

Not long after, Rias chan came back with a serious look with her arms crossed under her breast.

Behind her back, I saw Issei who was in turmoil, he looks like he was sad about something.

...hm, is it about the church and the fact that he can't meet with Asia anymore?

Hmm, ah so it will not be that long until he met jerk face?

"Yo~ Masochistic Pervert~! How did it go having a date with Asia san?"

I said cheerfully, Issei seems surprised seeing me in this club.

"Eh? Yato? What are you doing here?"

"Hm? What am I doing here? Issei~ remember I'm always everywhere~~~~"

"Thinking about it...yeah, wait are you also a de-"

"Issei, he's not."

Before Issei could finish his words, Rias chan interrupted with a sharp gaze.

Man, seeing Rias chan treating Issei like this which is different from anime, I feel bad for Issei.

Sorry, Issei.

I wonder what Rias felt about issei?

I stayed at ORC until afternoon, I spent my time coaxing the two which is, they're actually not angry?

They are just worried because I didn't come here for at lead two days?

Do I need to go here every day?

Somehow, My intuition is telling me to at least stay here even if it's just a minute.

Suddenly a ring call came, I picked it up.

"Hello! Fast, affordable, reliable.

Deliver god, yato!"

"Yato, it's me."

Forgetting the fact I'm inside Of Occult club, I tap the loudspeaker and angry say.

"Hey, bastard, what the hell did you do to me?"

"Ya-yaboku, I think this is not the ri-"

"Sorry, Uncle jones, Why don't you say to me that now?"

I menacingly said, my whole face turning dark but I still held a smile.

"Heeyy~   I'll ask again, what. Did. You. Do. To. Me. Gran.pa."

I irritatedly said, I just realized now that something did change to me.

Like, How the fuck has the talent to have social skills.

Yes, I got experience from Yato, memories of him, Maybe influencing me.

But, Yato is not a smooth talker and not a flirty type of person!

"W-well, Yaboku, why don't you go outside first?"

"Ha? You shittin on me? What, finding a reason to run away from me again?

Oiiiii, Should I try to go there and kick your ass..."

"Yato! Character! Your character is breaking!"

Before I could finish my words, I heard Issei shout and call on me.

I stiffened as I realized what just happened and look at every one.

Rias chan, Koneko chan, issei who has a face of shock and panic, and even Akeno chan who was looking blankly at me.

Sweatdroppes couldn't be described right now, I feel like I got splashed by a big buckle with cold water.

"...Yaboku, I was about to say this but you keep interfering with me, It's not my fault okay?"

"...stop, for now, please...don't add more fuel... They can hear you..."

"...did you tap loudspeaker?.... I just called your real name aren't I?"

"Stoppu!!!!!!!!!"

I end the call and quickly stand up not looking at them, however, I flinch when they said.

"Yaboku?"

"...Yaboku."

"Ara ara, so his real name is Yaboku?"

"Dude, why do you need to hide your real name?"

Issei, honestly I don't know.

I open the door and run in shame.

*

"Haa... Damn, I lost myself again after that god called... Now, they know this is the real me... But, for some unknown reason, it's not heavy as I thought.

Thinking about it, does it matter if they found out what I really am?

Just like the fact I'm hiding my strength... Honestly, why do I want to hide my identity, wait, I'm not hiding it? I even publicly said I'm a god but they didn't believe me, what I'm hiding is my strength. Hmm..."

It was night at the moment, A caller contact me and go to a certain place.

I went there, then feel a devil's presence, the infrastructure of the house is somehow familiar too.

I use stealth mastery to hide my presence and went inside.

".......tonight, observe closely how devils fight."

I heard a familiar voice.

I walk more until I spotted kiba, Koneko chan, akeno chan, rias chan, and Issei.

Rias continue to talk until Koneko chan says.

"She's here."

Not long after, a voice that echoed around the area could be heard.

"I smell something bad.

At the same time, I smell something delicious and... An intriguing smell."

"Will it be sweet? Does this unique smell could give me something... Extraordinary?"

Hmm...why do I have a feeling it was me?

Then a figure upstairs appeared.

What came is a naked woman whose boobs could be seen.

"Boobs!"

Issei added in as he was excitedly seeing the figure.

"Stray devil type: Visor"

Then Rias explains everything which didn't go inside of my ear.

Seeing it is enough to say that this devil is dangerous.

"In the name of Dike Gremory, I'll kick your ass!"

... Rias chan, even though I like you, you shouldn't say that when you just killed the stray devil on it's a near-death state...

Instead of 'I'll' shouldn't you say 'we will'

Because everyone cooperated...

Oh well, typical Rias for you.

"What an insolent girl, I will cover you with blood as red as your hair!"

The stray devil said as he began to rub...her boobs?

....

What the fuck....

"A line as witty as I'd expect from small fry."

Wait, shouldn't you feel weird about why it was rubbing its boobs?

In the anime, for me it's not weird watching it on screen, now watching it not on screen and so close at that.

'What the actual fuck?'

At least Issei's reaction is pretty normal, the stray devil looks like an exhibitionist you know!

The stray devil, while laughing and rubbing her...breast, her lower body started to change.

Her lower body grew bigger and started to change into an o gigantic animal-like body with a snake as a tail.

Seriously guys, wouldn't you be more feel weird due to how she keeps running her breast while laughing?

But yeah, seeing it in front, of her appearance right now is horrifying.

It didn't take long after her nipples were erected...

What the actual fuck is this...

And a magic nipple...no magic circle appeared on her..nips...

Fuck this scene...

Can I cut it down already?

I have the urge to kill the devil immediately...

Then, after a few seconds.

A laser beam was created and shot Rias chan and her co.

"...laser breast?...."

Honestly, what the fuck? Am I going to see in the future where the private part of a man becomes a mighty laser sword too?

...

Please no... 

Zero: you know, I know in the anime Asia would take a larger role on Issei's improvement, but ... I'm thinking if I should take her part on our MCs, Issei will still get some, Aika, raynare and secret. Also, what if you see a woman naked and went in front of you then suddenly started to rub her breast, what would you do?

A. Enjoy the performance

B. Become a photographer hoping to get hired on certain sites.

C. Played with her.

D. Punch her into the face.

I'll choose D.