NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 40: I Like Gothic Lolita Fashion
Chapter 40: I Like Gothic Lolita Fashion
Indeed.
As my sister pointed it out, I realized it myself. My current outfit—casual, open-collared home wear—while comfortable, wasn’t suitable for intense physical activity.
Imagine being in the middle of a fight and suddenly, rip, the crotch splits open—how could I keep fighting like that? It wasn’t just about the fight; that kind of embarrassment would make anyone want to disappear on the spot. So, having proper combat attire was crucial for a ninja.
As for style and type, I wasn’t too picky. As a straight guy, all I cared about was convenience, durability, and fit. A regular full-body tight suit would do the job. Of course, bright green was an absolute no-go.
Just as I was about to say my preferences, that malicious voice in my head chimed in again.
[New options generated!]
[Host, choose one of the following options:]
[-> Option one: Tell your sister you like flashy kimonos that let you go commando, enjoying the cool breeze underneath.]
[-> Option two: Shout loudly that you like Gothic Lolita fashion, and it must be dark-themed.]
[-> Option three: Proudly declare that clothes are too bothersome and you hate being confined. Strip off all your clothes in front of everyone and stride towards freedom and the sunset.]
[Note: You will get one additional ball but you can’t ejaculate.]
Damn it! None of these are options a normal person would pick!
My mind screamed in despair, but the tormenting voice remained indifferent as ever—offering no explanation or comfort.
Meanwhile, Kurenai was growing impatient, seeing that I had stayed silent for too long. "It’s just a set of clothes. Do you really need to think this hard?"
"No, it’s not that… I just don’t know if I should say it," I muttered, face etched with despair, my gaze hollow.
Did I really just think of something strange again?
Kurenai’s expression shifted slightly, sensing that something was off. Sure enough, the next moment, I closed my eyes in surrender and blurted out, “I—I like Gothic Lolita fashion, and it must be dark-themed!”
Silence.
As soon as the words left my mouth, the entire barbecue shop went dead silent. Gothic Lolita fashion? And dark-themed?!
Kurenai’s eyes widened in disbelief. Tsunade and Shizune, sitting across from me, stared with stunned and horrified expressions. They couldn’t believe what they’d just heard.
And it wasn’t just them. Everyone in the barbecue shop—including Obito, Kakashi, and Rin—had heard my strange declaration, and they all looked at me like I’d lost my mind.
It’s over. My life is over!
I couldn’t take the embarrassment anymore. Without a second thought, I bolted from the barbecue shop, fleeing while everyone was still in shock.
[Congratulations, host. You have completed the option and received twenty days of skill improvement.]
Ignoring the annoying voice in my head, I ran as fast as I could through the streets, drawing curious looks from passersby.
“Hmm? That looks like Hiroto-kun. Is he starting his training now?”
On the side of the road, Might Guy and Might Duy spotted me. They both looked at me with admiration.
“Hiroto is so hardworking!” Guy shouted, fired up. “Then I won’t lose either!”
“Very good, my son!” Might Duy gave a thumbs up. “Let’s run towards the sunset together, because this is…”
“Youth!”
They both shouted as they began running in the opposite direction from me, completely forgetting whatever they had originally planned to do.
Panting heavily, I finally stopped by a mountain stream, taking a deep breath to calm down.
How far have I run? Am I outside the village?
As I looked around, something caught my eye—some small pieces of cloth scattered on the ground. Curiosity got the better of me, and I bent down to pick one up.
It was a pair of black panties.
There were more scattered around—cute dog-themed panties, along with two different-colored tank tops. And wow, that black lace is unexpectedly bold!
Wait, no! What am I even thinking? Why are there girls' undergarments here?!
A chill ran down my spine. Could it be…?
I looked towards the nearby river. In the shimmering water, I could vaguely make out a white figure moving up and down.
Oh no, this is bad!
Cold sweat broke out on my forehead. I hadn’t realized it, but I’d stumbled upon a girl bathing here. If she saw me, I’d definitely be branded as a peeping Tom.
I need to get out of here, and fast!
I tried to stay calm and was about to put the panties back when a voice suddenly came from behind me.
"Tell me, you disgusting maggot, do you really want to die?"
Clack.
I froze, feeling like I had been turned to stone. Slowly, I turned around…
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