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Chapter 382 Euro 2012 'The Light Pig Warrior' Mark Roberts

"Andre!!! Andre!!!" Warsaw National Stadium trembled like an earthquake...

Hiddink on the sidelines also stood up nervously, he helped his eyes...

Anyukov sensed the danger and tried his best to entangle Xiang Nan! !
Anyukov backed away slowly, begging for an opportunity to strike. This Zenit St. Petersburg right back felt that the guy in front of him was like a threatening beast, which made people shudder! ! !

Damn it! ! !

'Are you going to break through? '

He dribbled the ball to the south, glanced at Anyukov, and used his left foot to block to the left. At the moment Anyukov intercepted his foot, he suddenly pulled horizontally, and then flicked his ankle, the ball flew to the right Go, suddenly accelerated to the south, elegant and impactful movements, rushed out! !

"It's really a bit of an Irish tap dance..." Luisa Orsini in the stands laughed, not to mention, Xiang Nan's movements just now are really a bit like a tap dance...

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He lifted his foot to the south, made a fake move to the right, and wittily shook Ignashevich who was grabbing, and then swung his right foot! ! ! !
"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...Andre!!!!” Crazy roars came out from the stands, and everyone felt their chests burning hot!" ! !
"Andrei!!! Don't even think about it!!!!" Akinfiev roared and stretched out his leg to block the shot! ! !

"No one can stop me!!!!" The fallen Russian goalkeeper seemed to understand something from the eyes of his club teammates...

Xiang Nan kicked a half-high ball with his right foot... The ball passed over Akinfiev's head and flew towards the net behind him...

The ball went in! ! !
A magnificent goal! ! !

At the moment when the net trembled, the entire stadium began to erupt with monstrous noise! ! ! !

"GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAL!!! GOAL!! GOAL FOR OUR ANDRE!! HE SINCHES THE THIRD GOAL OF THE CUP!!! 1:1!!! ITALY EQUALIZED!!! Let's cheer for our heroes!!!" Toshika let out a high-pitched roar...

After scoring the goal, Xiangnan burst out with unprecedented passion. He rushed to the side of the stands, with his hips akimbo, and looked around the entire Warsaw National Stadium. He looked majestic, like a king inspecting his own territory... The cheers are his most passionate vitamin, countless arms are waving, and the earth seems to be trembling! ! ! !

"Haha, well done, Andre!!!" Daniel De Rossi rushed from behind Xiangnan and hugged him...

"Daniel, I like this feeling!!!" Xiang Nan said.

"What?" De Rossi yelled, so loud he couldn't hear...

Xiangnan broke away from De Rossi, he was so passionate...he was so boiling...wild! !

Flying youth! ! !
Flappy dream! !

He is so high spirited! ! ! !

Xiang Nan raised his hands high, enjoying the fiery cheers of the fans. He had such an expression of enjoyment, looking at every fan, their excited expressions, and their heartfelt cheers...Looking at their Tears of excitement are hanging on the cheeks...

This is all because of his own goal! !

At this moment, Xiang Nan is very satisfied...

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"I said!!! I like this feeling!!! Let this feeling... TMD... make it more violent!!!!" A man named Andre! ! !
Open your arms! ! !

Shouting to the crazy stands! ! !

he is so--
Wild wild! ! ! !

Ooooooooooooooo! ! ! !

De Rossi was also infected by Xiang Nan's passion. He rushed to Xiang Nan's side, opened his throat, and let out a mournful wolf howl...

However, to be honest, the atmosphere of such a magnificent scene has been lowered a lot by his voice...

However, the Italian fans in the stands don't care about this...

At this time, don't bother with anything, just applaud! !Cheers! ! ! !

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The camera quickly moved from Xiang Nan to the stands, and a girl with beautiful brown hair began to appear on the TV screen...she had her fists folded in front of her chest...the eyes were full of excitement...the eyes were fixed Staring at the Italian No. 9 in the stadium...

Luisa Orsini didn't know that she had been discovered by the live director... She was still immersed in the joy of scoring a goal to the south like all Italian fans... Even if you are not a fan, but face For the cheers of the audience and the moment when the net is flying, it is impossible for you not to follow the crazy! !

"Who is this girl?" Tosica asked Rosie beside her.

"I don't know either." Rossi shrugged, "Maybe it's Andre's new girlfriend..."

Tosica looked at his commentator partner, who was said to be more caring, with unfriendly eyes. After Andrea got married, he never had any problems in love. This is very rare among Italian football stars who usually change their girlfriends ...Obviously, Rossi's answer is very inappropriate...

"Idiot, that's Miss Luis Orsini, Andrea's image manager..." From the headset, a vicious voice came out from the background...

"Miss from the Orsini family?" Mr. Tosica muttered, "I hope nothing happens with Andre..."

After all, as a pure fan, I still hope that the players' lives can be relatively simple and calm, and they can put their energy on the court instead of being on the bed of different beauties and dealing with tabloid reporters. Dian has been doing well, married Joanna, and has a lovely Bruce, has become a role model in football...

As for player tidbits, that's the tabloid reporter's preference...

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With Xiangnan's goal in the 43rd minute, Italy ended the first half with a score of 1:1 and returned to the locker room.

In the lounge, the Italian players seemed in a good mood. It was a good result to equalize the score at the end of the first half... Just imagine, if the score was 0:1, it would be gloomy...

Lippi was outside the locker room, smoking a cigar, and pushed open the door of the locker room. Everyone stopped talking and looked at their head coach, especially the players on the bench, looking at their head coach like a wolf. Coach, remind him that he exists...

"In the second half, continue to attack...a draw is not what we want!! Pay attention to defense and don't give the Russians another chance!!!" Lippi said for a while during the 15-minute intermission. In summary, it is this sentence...

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Perhaps, Mr. Marcelo Lippi's prayer this morning, God has received... At the beginning of the second half, Italy took advantage of a counterattack to overtake the score...

At the 51st minute of the game.

After Glinino cut off Arshavin's pass beautifully, 'Boxer' looked up at the frontcourt and shouted 'Andre! ! ! '

A big foot drove the ball to the frontcourt...

The floodlights of the National Stadium in Warsaw cast a blurred scene of passion in the night... A black-haired man is chasing a black-and-white elf...

After Mr. Xiang Nan used his knee pads, he continued to accelerate, which avoided Byastrov's tackle. Then, without stopping the ball, Xiang Nan directly made a pass, and the ball was grabbed by Zhirkov's Flying overhead, heading right...

After Giovinco stopped the ball with his chest, he looked up at the penalty area. Parowski was running forward. The Juventus midfielder did not hesitate. He rubbed a high-quality pass with his right foot and flew towards the penalty area... …

The point of this pass was almost measured with a tape measure, and it happened to fall in the middle of Ignashevich and Berezutsky, the central defenders of CSKA Moscow...

"I'm coming!!!" Ignashevich roared, and the captain of the Russian national team rushed towards the ball.

However, at this moment, a leg stretched out from behind the captain of the Russian national team and flew into the air... It landed on the ball less than half a meter beside Ignashevich! ! !
The kicked ball bounced on the green turf, and then rolled into the net along a beautiful V-shaped trajectory... For this sudden shot, the sight of the two players from his own team was once again swollen. The central defender blocked, and the Russian national goalkeeper Akinfiev did not respond at all...

"GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!! Alberto....Parowski!!!!!! The cunning guy!! His sense of smell is so good!!!!! I like him without a doubt!!! Haha!!! !2:1!!!Italy took the lead!!!This is Alberto's second goal in this cup!!!Of course, Andre's instigation and Giovinco's passing movement are also very good Beautiful..." This time Rossi rushed ahead of Toshika and let out a passionate roar...

It was Parowski who scored the goal. As Tosica said in the commentary of the last game, his judgment of the ball's landing point and his keen sense of smell are completely like a little wolf dog...

Italian fans may be able to get out of the resentment and nostalgia of Philip Inzaghi's retirement... because they have the 'robot dog' Alberto Paroski! ! !

'Robodog'? ! !
After scoring the goal, Parowski got up excitedly from the turf, rushed to the side of the stands, and danced an unbelievable robot dance...just——
"Haha... the sense of smell of Paroski's wolfdog... what is this? Robot dance?" Toshika frowned, and said something that Paroski hated most in his life, "This is simply' Robot wolf dog' well...just, no matter how it looks, the buttocks still lack the sense of roundness..."

Ever since, the nickname "Robot Wolfdog" that accompanied Parowski's career was born in this way. As soon as this was mentioned, an Italian man named Alberto Parowski became furious...

2:1! ! ! !
At the beginning of the second half, when the Russian hadn't recovered from the depression of conceding a goal at the end of the first half, he suffered another blow... The camera on the scene quickly focused on Hiddink on the sidelines, and the Dutchman's face turned black , kicked the mineral water bottle in his hand on the turf, and the splashed water splashed on the face of Korzakov next to him. The Russian substitute forward did not dare to make a sound, and took over the assistant coach with a wry smile. handed towels...

"It's...it's... really fun!!" Toshika said after seeing this scene.

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However, even Mr. Hiddink, who was extremely frantic and unhappy because of the goal conceded by the overtake, was stunned by what happened next...

Xiang Nan received a pass from Marchisio and was about to advance, but was pushed down from behind by Denisov... At this time, Xiang Nan who fell on the turf was just about to get up, his eyes widened, Watching what happened...

"Are you a human?"

Hearing Xiang Nan's inexplicable words, Denisov turned his head...

A burst of white light, to be exact, a person with white flowers, bravely jumped down from the stands, and then made a standard roll to minimize the force of gravity. After getting up, he started to run wildly...

The police officers at the National Stadium in Warsaw, almost stunned for a moment, shouted, "Quick!! Grab him!!!"

Then two people rushed into the field. These are officials from the Ukrainian-Polish European Cup Organizing Committee. The staff sat near the stand area and caught streakers at any time. At that time, Xiang Nan and his teammates talked and laughed about this, but, unexpectedly, Xiang Nan was the first streaker he met in his life. It actually happened in the European Cup...

The Polish police also rushed into the stadium in a panic, some with batons, some with net bags prepared in advance... Chasing this brave man... Someone shouted, the scene was chaotic... had to Said, it seems that the Polish police are still inexperienced in this area...they should really learn from the English police...

That's right, this guy is the famous Mark Roberts... the king of streaking in the world! ! !
Roberts was born in Liverpool on December 1964, 12.In his own words, he has never been different since he was a child.He was mediocre and couldn't even get a good job in England.

So, in order to make a living, this old man left his hometown and came to Hong Kong, and worked as a waiter in a bar in Lan Kwai Fong, Hong Kong. This time, he discovered a sport that made him happy—naked running ! ! !
Haha, I didn't expect that the first time of our streaking king was dedicated to Hong Kong! ! !
It was at the Seven Nations Rugby Tournament held at the Hong Kong Stadium in 1993. At the instigation of his friends, he rushed into the stadium naked with another British girl, and then staged a "cat and mouse" scene with the police. comedy.

The Hong Kong audience, who had never seen such a scene, was elated and all stood up and cheered.In the end, a British police officer grabbed Roberts and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, man, but I have to cover you."

However, the more interesting thing was that after the police ordered them to put on their clothes and leave the field, a local reporter stopped Roberts on the sidelines, who told him that no one in the world had ever played twice in the same game Naked running, if he did, it must be in the Guinness Book of World Records.

So, as you can imagine... an hour later, Roberts rushed into the stadium naked again.It later entered the Guinness Book of World Records.However, after learning that the reporter had paid Roberts £1.5, the Guinness editorial board revoked his record!

However, what Roberts did not expect was that when he was arrested at the police station, a British police chief encouraged him to join the Royal Hong Kong Police, "You run so fast and so agile, it should be very good to be a policeman!" But Roberts Didn't accept the offer, turned down what seemed like a promising job at the 'Royal Hong Kong Police'...

After this, he left Hong Kong and returned to England, where he found it easier to run naked because he had more company and he didn't have to worry about the police...

Thus, the world's most prolific streaker was born...

However, last year, the 49-year-old Roberts announced in a high-profile manner that he would quit his beloved "streaking business" because of his age... This even made many streaking enthusiasts around the world feel sorry for a long time... They took actions one after another To express the respect of the most senior...

In 2011, the number of streaking incidents around the world was three times that of 2010...

Uh... let's get back to the court... Although there is no evidence to show why Roberts is back, the reality is that the dude is now enjoying his streaking feat--
Under the watchful eyes of approximately 6 million fans around the world...! !

Perhaps, the British Prime Minister or the Mayor of Liverpool needs to present an award to Roberts... He can completely become a symbol of British health and fitness. This 50-year-old man is not old at all. Even the [-]-meter flying man Robert is not as vigorous as him The appearance of ... look! !

After a beautiful forward roll, Roberts got up from the turf and ran all the way. The clumsy Polish policeman couldn't catch the 'light pig warrior! ! '...

The camera zooms in, 'Light Pig Warrior' is completely naked on his white body... except on the back, there is a string of slogans that should be advertisements——
“Golden Palace Website!!!”

Mark Roberts was naked, with a smile on his mouth, just so majestic, showing Adam's natural beauty...Suddenly, he was running wildly, his eyes lit up, and he saw that he was still sitting on the turf after being pushed down by Denisov Southward... Our Andre seems to be a little petrified by this sudden situation...

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