Siheyuan: From a master of traditional Chinese medicine to a legend in the world

The uncle opened the third child's diaper pocket, and the whole diaper was dyed yellow, and a lot of it stuck to the third child's buttocks.

A foul smell came out of his nostrils, and the uncle couldn't help retching twice.

The aunt was upset again: "Old Yi, that's your own son, and you actually despise your son!"

"Hurry up and change, don't let the third child catch a cold, hurry up!"

The uncle had no choice but to bite the bullet and remove the diaper for the third child, wipe the little butt clean, and put on a new diaper.

Fortunately, the aunt had prepared these things in advance, otherwise the aunt would really have to tear off the clothes and wrap them up for his son.

Just after changing the third child's diaper, the uncle inadvertently caught sight of the fifth child's blushing face.

It looked like he was trying to do something.

The uncle hurried forward to check to see if the swaddling clothes were strangling his neck.

He checked and found that there was nothing, so he was relieved.

After a while, Lao Wu's face was no longer red, and he still seemed to be enjoying himself.

The old man breathed a sigh of relief.

But in the next second, a foul smell wafted from Lao Wu's body.

The uncle's heart skipped a beat all of a sudden, and he said bitterly, "Fifth, you should pull it too, right?"

The first mother said from the side: "It must have been ejaculated. Just now, the third child was the first to drink milk, so he was the first to ejaculate."

"The second one to drink milk for the fifth child must be the second one."

"Then next." The eldest mother paused, and exchanged glances with the uncle.

Then both of them had helplessness written on their faces.

The first mother urged: "Old Yi, hurry up and replace the fifth son, there are six sons waiting!"

After tossing around, the old man was exhausted physically and mentally.

But he can't rest yet, he has to wash the diapers that his eight sons have replaced immediately.

Otherwise, he would really tear up his clothes for his sons next.

After washing the diapers and drying them, the uncle collapsed on the chair exhausted.

After only three seconds, he snorted.

The first mother wanted to wake up the first uncle and let him go back to work on the house.

But seeing the uncle so tired, she couldn't bear it, so she simply thought about letting the uncle rest for a while.

Anyway, it was very late now, and everyone in the yard was probably asleep.

Although the first mother was not busy, she was already weak after giving birth. She had worked so much just now and fell asleep leaning on the bedside.

Suddenly, a cry of a baby woke up the big mother from her dream.

At the same time, the uncle jumped up from his chair in fright: "What's the matter, what's the matter?"

The first mother yawned: "My son must be hungry, let's make milk powder."

The uncle suddenly felt his scalp go numb: "Here again."

That night, the uncle almost never closed his eyes again.

The eight sons tortured him endlessly.

It's not hungry, it's pulling, or it's peeing.

The old man bends over and works back and forth among the eight sons.

After a whole night, his old waist was almost broken.

Looking at the dawn, the old man slumped on the chair after drying the last piece of diaper.

"No, no, it's definitely not going to work like this."

The aunt asked, "What do you want?"

The uncle frowned: "We have to hire someone to help us, otherwise, my old arms and legs will be here sooner or later."

The first mother was a little bit reluctant: "It's so expensive to hire people, our eight sons will have more places to spend money in the future."

The uncle stared wide-eyed: "That can't exhaust me to death, can it? You are in confinement now, and you can't do many things."

"I'm alone, and I have to go to work during the day, and you can't take care of yourself."

"Don't worry about it. I'll send an application to the factory later, and the factory will give me a subsidy."

The first mother thought it made sense, so she nodded: "Okay, then I will listen to you."

"While our son is just sleeping, you should hurry back and do the housework."

The uncle asked, "Then what if you are here?"

"There's nothing wrong with it." The aunt said in a deep voice, "I can't do it alone in broad daylight, so I can call the nurse."

"Don't worry about me here, you go back quickly."

The old man really wanted to take a break, but he was afraid that the old mother would nudge him again, so he had to drag his exhausted body back to the yard.

As soon as he entered the yard, the uncle was dumbfounded.

Because he found out that the new home he just divided has already been occupied by someone.

The old man stared wide-eyed: "Usually the fuck makes you do some errands, why the fuck did you move so fast? Did the fuck move overnight?"

The uncle couldn't help frowning.

He knew the beasts in the yard very well.

It would be easy if they didn't live in, but now that they live in, it's not so easy to get rid of them.

Just when the uncle was thinking about what to say, several people noticed him.

"Master, thank you so much for giving us the house."

"Yeah, we moved in overnight last night, thanks to you."

When the uncle heard this, his old face became even more bitter.

He coughed lightly and said, "Well, I'm sorry, the house can't be given to you."

"You also know that my family has just given birth to eight sons, and my family can't live on their own."

When they heard this, they immediately frowned.

"Master, how can you do this, you can't go back on your word!"

"Yes, it was agreed to let us live first, and we won't be able to live with you for a few years. You see, we worked so hard to move in. We can't just stay for one night and then move back."

The uncle said with a bitter face: "I don't want to do this either, but you all know the situation of my family."

At this moment, Mrs. Jia Zhang heard the movement and came over: "Hey, what's going on? The uncle is going to take back the house?"

When everyone saw Jia Zhang, they immediately pulled her over.

"You come to judge. The uncle said that he gave us the house, but now he takes it back. Isn't that contradictory?"

Jia Zhang just wanted to join in the fun, but when she heard that everyone asked her to comment, she immediately became embarrassed.

In fact, she was also thinking about these houses.

Jiazhang thought, after they moved away, the house would just grow up, and maybe it would be her family's turn to occupy these houses.

Therefore, Mrs. Jia Zhang immediately said, "Grandpa, this is your fault. Your child is just born, and it is still far away from the house for marriage in the future."

"When your eight sons grow up, everyone will naturally return the house to you."

Everyone immediately echoed: "Yes, she is right, sir, even if you don't tell me, we will return the house to you."

In fact, everyone originally hated Jia Zhangshi, but now they regard her as a leader because she can quarrel.

Jiazhang was surrounded by everyone's support, and suddenly became even more embarrassing.

She held her head up: "Master, you heard it, everyone promised you, what are you worried about?"

"When your eight sons grow up, everyone will return the house to you."

The uncle sneered in his heart, I don't know what you are all?

Now the promise is good, but after living for a long time, how can you return the house to me!

However, it's not easy for the uncle to tear his face now.

So he said with a bitter face, "That's right."

"However, there are only two rooms left in my house, and my eight sons can't sleep."

"Eight sons, me and your first mother will definitely not be able to take care of them alone. I will definitely have to hire someone to help take care of them, and they have to live at home."

"Plus I have to go to work during the day, so I definitely can't live in a room with them. Otherwise, I can't sleep well at night, and I can't go to work during the day, so I must live in a room by myself."

"Such points are not enough points at all."

When everyone heard this, they didn't know how to refute for a moment.

Everyone looked at each other, and then looked at Jia Zhang, and someone bumped Jia Zhang with an elbow.

Jia Zhang rolled his eyes, and said coldly: "Old Yi, if you insist on making trouble like this, then don't be a master in the courtyard."

"Turn back, you don't deserve to be a master in our yard!"

Everyone immediately echoed: "That's right, you've turned your back on what you said, what kind of uncle are you."

"We've all moved in, and you asked us to move out, there's no such thing."

"You treat us like monkeys, why should we still treat you like a master, why should we respect you?"

You said a word, and I accused the uncle in one word.

Jia Zhang's heart was full of joy when he heard it, and he couldn't help feeling that it felt really cool to be the backbone.

The uncle had no choice but to let go and said: "Then how about it, didn't I divide up three houses?"

"But given the current situation in my home, I can only divide out two rooms."

"I live in one room, the nurse I hired takes four children to one room, and your first mother takes the other four children to one room."

"It's reasonable for me to allocate like this. This is already the biggest concession I can make."

"If you insist on forcing me, then I can only go to Director Zhou of the Sub-district Office to judge me. After all, the house was allocated to me, and I lent it to you out of good intentions."

The uncle's operation, which was both soft and hard, instantly blocked everyone's mouths.

After thinking about it, everyone felt that it made sense, the two rooms are really not enough for the uncle now.

So everyone let go: "Okay, then do what the uncle said."

"Okay, let's give you back a room."

Jia Zhang's face was stunned: "You guys, just agree?"

Everyone waited for her and said, "Then what else do you want? The old man's family is in such a difficult situation. If we still occupy his house, are we still human?"

"Get lost, it's all the idea of ​​you, an old godmother, get out of here!"

"That's right, get out of here quickly, if it wasn't for you, why would we live in someone else's house now?"

While cursing, everyone pushed Jia Zhang.

Jia Zhang staggered and fell to the ground.

She thought that her bamboo basket fetching water was useless, and she immediately cursed aggrievedly: "You unconscionable things, you have no conscience!"