Siheyuan: If you have the butcher's knife in your hand, let's try again.

Chapter 1 A tough start



"Give it up, let it go."

Lin Bai carried a briquette stove and stepped into the gate of the courtyard.

It was a sunny weekend, and the courtyard was full of neighbors.

Seeing a newcomer, everyone in the courtyard put down their work and looked at Lin Bai.

"Young man, slow down, don't hit me on the head."

Lin Bai passed by an old woman. She complained harshly and moved her position impatiently.

"Steady, don't worry."

While Lin Bai was smiling and chatting, he glanced at the old woman, and then his whole body was shocked!

He knows the big fat man in front of him!

Isn't this the Jia Zhang family in "Love in the Courtyard"? !

"I wipe!"

Lin Bai stopped, looked around, and blurted out a beautiful Long Guo dialect.

Not only Jia Zhang was present.

Qin Huairu was hanging clothes not far away, Shazhu and the first uncle were playing chess, the second uncle and the third uncle were drinking tea and chatting, Xu Damao was reading the newspaper...

All the animals in the hospital are here!

Although the original play was called "Love in the Courtyard", it only showed desires and interests, but the "love" was missing.

Accidentally, I moved into a zoo. I would really appreciate it.

Lin Bai graduated from high school, and on the day his results were released, he found out that he had been admitted to the best university in the country.

I was so happy that I didn’t mention it in one breath.

When he opened his eyes again, he traveled to the 50s and became a pig butcher with the power of life and death for animals.

I had been living in a dormitory before, but because of my good pig-killing skills and ability, I became a technical talent.

With the approval of the leaders who came to inspect the pig farm, I was assigned two rooms in the courtyard.

Today is the first day that Lin Bai moved into his new home.

I never expected that this notorious courtyard house would be moved here.

Lin Bai shook his head, feeling unlucky.

These beasts are not fuel-efficient lamps, and they will inevitably be angry and troublesome in the future.

When he came to the backyard, he opened the door and put the briquette stove on the ground.

There was dust everywhere in the room, and there was a pungent musty smell. It was obvious that the room had been empty for a long time.

Lin Bai's parents were both dead and he didn't ask for a wife. It was more than enough for him to live in two rooms.

After putting down the briquette stove, Lin Bai turned around and went out to move other things.

There was a borrowed cart parked outside the courtyard, filled with things to be moved into the house.

When passing by the yard, Lin Bai didn't squint his eyes and didn't want to have too much interaction with the animals.

"Young man, are you alone?!"

A new neighbor moved into the courtyard. As the manager of the courtyard, the first man stood up and asked.

"Ah."

Lin Bai replied lightly and walked out of the courtyard minding his own business.

"It's so tiring to work alone. I'll call a few people to help you."

The old man waved the cattail leaf fan in his hand and shouted.

"Si Zhu, Xu Damao, the second uncle, and the third uncle, come here to lend a hand and help the new neighbor put things in order."

The uncle is an old man in the courtyard, and his words are very important.

As soon as he took the lead, the others put down their work and went to move things for Lin Bai.

Lin Bai didn't want to be in debt to the beasts, but before he could say anything, the beasts went about unloading things from the cart.

Silly Zhu moved the chair, the second uncle moved the table, Xu Damao took the quilt, the third uncle took the basin, and the first uncle took the dishes.

With their hands full of things, the beasts walked towards Lin Bai's house in the backyard.

"Young man, what's your name?!" the uncle asked as he walked.

"Lin Bai!"

"You look fair and clean. Which unit do you work in?"

"Pig farm, pig killer."

As soon as these words came out, the first uncle and the other two uncles quickly looked at each other.

There was a look of disgust on their faces.

Most of the people in the courtyard are workers in the steel rolling mill.

In this age where workers are proud, if a pig butcher comes, he will naturally be disliked by everyone.

The first uncle is the one who sees what is served.

Seeing that Lin Bai was fair and well-dressed, he thought he worked in some unit.

So I came up with the idea of ​​​​helping him move things, but he didn't know that he was just a pig-killer who couldn't get on the stage.

I regret it. If I had known he was a butcher, I would not have helped him.

Now it's better. It's not easy to give up the burden in the middle, so I have to bite the bullet and help to the end.

With the joint efforts of everyone, in half an hour, everything on the cart was moved into Lin Bai's home.

After moving the things, everyone was panting from exhaustion.

The old man patted the dust all over his body and smiled.

"Xiao Lin, everything has been moved."

Lin Bai, who was sweeping the ground with his back, stopped, turned around, and was about to say thank you.

He found that everyone was staring at his face with fervent expectations in their eyes.

"not good!"

Lin Bai understood the meaning behind the eyes.

As the saying goes, a thief never escapes empty-handed. The help of all the animals is naturally not in vain. They all want to take advantage of it before leaving.

The door was crowded with people helping.

Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu took the opportunity to sneak to the door, also wanting to take advantage of it.

It stands to reason that when others help, they should thank them, make a cup of tea, take out the peanuts and show their respect.

Even asking for a casual meal is reasonable.

But you can't be so polite to these beasts.

Once the opening is opened, there will be a first time and a second time.

Seeing that you are easy to talk to, the beast will come to your house from time to time to have a meal and borrow pots and pans when leaving.

It is said to be a loan, but in fact it will not be returned.

Ants move, in the past, they had to clear out their belongings.

before death.

Lin Bai read many Siheyuan novels, and such tragedies were often staged.

Because of a moment of good intentions, the protagonist was taken advantage of by the beasts in the courtyard, and finally ended up with his family destroyed.

We must not take the beasts in front of us lightly.

"Thank you for your initiative to help me, but if you want to trick me into something, there's no way!!"

"Not now and not in the future."

In this courtyard, you can't be a good person even if you're a dog.

There's only one fate for being a good guy, and your pants will be ripped off.

"Thank you!"

Lin Bai simply thanked him, put his hand on the door, and was about to close the door and start cleaning.

"Hey! Boy! Wait!"

Before Lin Bai could close the door, Silly Zhu pressed his feet against the door frame with anger on his face.

"I said you kid, after all, I helped you, but now you're thanking guests behind closed doors? You're not even giving me a drink of hot water?"

Then, as if venting his anger, he pushed hard and pushed the door open.

Silly Zhu is angry!

Silly Zhu's behavior was rough, but the others had no intention of dissuading him, and they were obviously dissatisfied with Lin Bai's actions.

Everyone stood behind Silly Pillar and watched the development of the situation.

Lin Bai was not angry, and smiled slightly.

"I'm sorry, everyone. I'm new here. I don't have time to boil water. If you're thirsty, go to the faucet and get some cold water."

"You! Is there anyone like you?! I've been kind enough to act like a donkey, but I've helped you, a white-eyed wolf, in vain!"

As soon as Lin Bai's words came out, Shazhu turned from angry to angry, pointed at him and yelled at him.

Now that he was scolding, Lin Bai didn't tolerate him and immediately yelled back.

"You bunch of bastards, no one is more qualified to be a white-eyed wolf than me, but I am not qualified!"

"What did you say?!"

Silly Zhu didn't expect Lin Bai, a newcomer, to be so tough, and his words came out dirty, and he was stunned for a moment.

Although he is just a cook in the steel rolling mill, he is a "god of war" in the courtyard.

He was a good fighter, no one in the courtyard could beat him, and no one dared to provoke him.

There have been newcomers living in the courtyard before, and Shazhu always gave them a thumbs down, and no one dared to say a word.

Considering that the fair-skinned young man in front of him dared to openly challenge him and call everyone in the hospital animals, it was all right.

If you don't deal with him, you won't be allowed to poop or pee on your head in the future.

"Look at how I deal with you today!"

Silly Zhu rolled up his sleeves, revealing his strong arms, and was about to fight Lin Bai.


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