Siheyuan: If you have the butcher's knife in your hand, let's try again.

Chapter 14 Steal my chicken and kill you 3



After returning home, Jia Dongxu sat depressed and ignored his mother. Jia Zhang felt aggrieved.

"The thermos bottle fell, you can't blame me, wuwuwu..."

When Jia Zhang started crying, she kept crying, which made Jia Dongxu tired of crying.

"Okay, okay, don't cry, I'll just give Huairu another one."

"That's not okay. There are 21 thermos bottles, and that's not how the family's money is made."

"It's not bought with family money."

"If you don't buy it with your family's money? Whose money will you use to buy it?"

"Could it be?"

Qin Huairu said that Lin Bai also had a thermos bottle. The speaker had no intention but the listener had the intention.

Jia Dongxu has seen Lin Bai's thermos bottle, which is exactly the same as Qin Huairu's.

It would be nice to "bring" his thermos bottle to Qin Huairu.

Anyway, it's the same. As long as no evidence is left, even if Lin Bai knows about it, he won't dare to do anything to himself without evidence.

Jia Zhang naturally supported Jia Dongxu's idea of ​​borrowing flowers to offer to Buddha.

After smashing the thermos bottle, Mrs. Jia Zhang felt somewhat guilty.

It would be great to get a new one for Qin Huairu without spending any money.

The next day, Jia Dongxu lied that his injury was not healed, so he did not go to work and took a day off.

When Lin Bai went to work, he sneaked into his house just like last time.

When I went to Lin Bai's house and saw it, I was dumbfounded.

The thermos was not at home, only a used spittoon.

It's strange how such a big thermos bottle can fly.

You can't take it to work all day long.

Lin Bai saw it when he went to work. He obviously didn't bring a thermos bottle.

I searched the inside and outside on the three floors, but was surprised to find that there was none, so I just had to lift off the roof and the ground.

Jia Dongxu couldn't find the thermos bottle anyway.

Ever since the chicken was stolen, Lin Bai took precautions and put all valuable things into the space.

You can't find him anywhere in the world.

No thermos bottle was found, Jia Dongxu only found a chicken in the cupboard.

I couldn't find the thermos bottle, but the big fat chicken was not in vain.

Jia Dongxu carried the chicken and looked at the spittoon before leaving, wanting to take it away too.

But when I got closer, I noticed that the spittoon had a smell, and finally I couldn't put it down.

Jia Dongxu took the chicken, closed the door, and went home furtively.

"Mom, that's weird, I couldn't find the thermos bottle."

"However, the trip was still not in vain and I caught a fat chicken."

Mrs. Jia Zhang took the chicken and weighed it. It was weighing at least five kilograms.

"Okay, I'm lucky again. I'm so happy lately!"

"Dongxu, go boil the water and cook the chicken before Lin Bai comes back."

Jia Dongxu went to boil water and was responsible for helping, while Jia Zhang was responsible for cooking.

Not long after, a steaming hot braised fat chicken was served on the table.

"Dongxu, hurry up, eat it while it's hot."

The two of them didn't use chopsticks and ate it with their hands.

A gust of wind swept through the clouds, and I had a mouthful of oil.

“Mom, this chicken is so big, I’m full of it.”

"This is the first time I've seen such a big chicken. That little bastard Lin Bai is quite willing to spend money."

"Mom, I can't eat anymore."

"Relax your throat and eat slowly. If you keep it, Lin Bai may find that it would be a pity to throw it away."

With the efforts of the two, the chicken was finally eaten.

"belch!"

"belch!"

After eating the five kilograms of fat chicken, the two of them burped and their bellies were full.

After eating too much fat chicken, they naturally felt tired, so they drank two large glasses of cold water to relieve their tiredness.

"Whenever you can eat a fat chicken every day, your life will not be in vain."

"Yes, Mom, but my stomach hurts."

"I must have eaten too much and felt full."

Jia Dongxu felt like his stomach was churning, as if there was a little person stirring it up in his stomach.

"Oh, oh, it hurts me to death."

I took the straw paper and quickly ran to the toilet, holding my stomach.

"This kid is not blessed, and his stomach can't stand it even if he eats something good."

"Ouch!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Jia Zhang's stomach began to hurt violently.

After tearing off the toilet paper, Jia Zhang followed closely behind and ran to the toilet.

After the two of them went to the toilet, their stomachs growled again before they reached the door of their house.

"Ouch, what's going on today?"

The two returned to the toilet holding their stomachs.

After repeating this for many times, the two of them collapsed, their legs became numb, and they could no longer squat.

I don’t know how many times they went there in total. Their faces turned pale and they were sweating. They finally couldn’t hold on any longer.

"Mom, I suspect it's a chicken problem. We need to go to the hospital."

"It costs money to go to the hospital, so just be patient and get over it."

The two of them tried hard not to go to the hospital, but in the end, they lost all water and started to have blood in their stools.

This frightened the two of them, and they finally decided to go to the hospital.

But at this time, the two of them didn't even have the strength to walk.

Jia Dongxu held the wall and found the first man, who borrowed a cart and took the two of them to the hospital.

When they arrived at the hospital, doctors examined them and found that they were severely dehydrated.

If you come a little later, your life will be in danger.

Jia Dongxu is a young man. He can bear it and be discharged from the hospital with a dose of salt water.

Jia Zhang is not good. She has a basic disease and has to stay in the hospital for a week.

The elders and aunties in the courtyard heard that the Jia family's mother and son were admitted to the hospital, and they all came to the hospital to visit.

Xu Damao and Silly Zhu also went to the hospital to see Jia Dongxu's jokes.

Qin Huairu was still angry with Jia Dongxu and did not go.

When Lin Bai learned the news, he knew that Jia Dongxu had stolen his things.

In order to lure the little thief into taking the bait again, Lin Bai deliberately put the chicken in his house.

The chicken was specially treated and had laxatives injected into it.

Lindbergh originally wanted to inject rat poison or pesticide inside.

After experimenting, I found that the smell of these two medicines was too strong, and I could smell it before I took my mouth.

So I switched to a colorless and odorless laxative. I mixed the laxative with water and drank it and injected it into the chicken's muscles.

Lin Bai was very generous. He put in several tubes of laxatives and almost blew up the chicken before he stopped.

Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu finished the chicken in one meal, and naturally absorbed a large amount of laxatives.

The laxative is as powerful as a tiger, and even a hero can't hold it back for three times.

Such a large dose would put down a cow, let alone a human being.

"You dare to come to my house and steal things, and you come here twice in a row. I want to go to the hospital to see these two people, and hope they are okay."

When Lin Bai arrived at the hospital, the two of them were lying on the bed weakly and hung up with salt water.

"What did you two eat to make you look like this?"

Lin Bai looked at Jia's mother and son with a smile.

Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhang scolded Lin Bai's ancestor in their hearts. They were admitted to the hospital because they blamed him for having problems with his chickens.

But on the face of it, he was still smiling, but he couldn't tell the truth.

"After eating two buns, it became like this. Maybe the buns are moldy."

Lin Bai did not expose Jia Zhang's lies.

It's a relief to torture you two like this.

Next time, I will put laxative chickens in my house to see if you still dare to steal them.

After "visiting" the Jia family's mother and son, Lin Bai left the hospital and returned to the courtyard in a happy mood.


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