Siheyuan: If you have the butcher's knife in your hand, let's try again.

Chapter 16 Just serve guests with a bowl of vegetarian noodles?



Lin Bai lowered his voice and told Ran Qiuye the truth.

"Teacher Ran, to be honest, I didn't meet you for a blind date."

"The third uncle introduced you to me because he wanted to benefit from it. He regards you as a cash cow."

"I kindly remind you that if he asks you for a blind date in the future, don't agree again."

After Lin Bai finished speaking, Ran Qiuye's face darkened, as if he was about to cry.

When she was in school, the third uncle would introduce her to blind date partners from time to time, but she refused them all.

She agreed to this meeting because she learned some things and felt that Lin Bai's conditions were good, so she agreed to meet.

I thought that the third uncle's ancient ways were really for the sake of his own marriage, but in fact he had another purpose.

The third uncle looked honest, but unexpectedly he treated himself as a commodity, which was hard for Ran Qiuye to accept.

"You really know people but not their hearts. I will never believe his lies again."

"Lin Bai, thank you so much for reminding me."

Ran Qiuye comes with good fortune and returns with bad fortune. Not wanting to stay any longer, I stood up and left.

"Teacher Ran, wait."

"You're here, it's not a bad idea to go on a blind date or make friends."

"Besides, the third uncle is already cooking, so it's good to let his stingy mind bleed."

Ran Qiuye had a good impression of Lin Bai and felt quite comfortable staying with him, so she agreed.

The two of them were whispering outside, which made Qin Huairu anxious in the kitchen.

The third uncle who was cooking on the side didn't see Qin Huairu's thoughts and kept talking to himself.

"They look like a couple, they are a perfect match."

"This time next year, everyone will be hugging the big fat boy."

"Okay, it's done, take it out..."

Qin Huairu came out with two bowls. When Lin Bai saw the contents in the bowls, his heart skipped a beat.

Good guy!

Just a bowl of plain noodles!

I don’t even have an egg in my bed. Is there such a treat?

Not to mention the eggs, there was not a single trace of oil on the surface. The monk shook his head when he saw it.

Qin Huairu put down the bowls and chopsticks, and the third uncle followed closely, also carrying two bowls.

"Come on!"

Four bowls of noodles were placed on the same table.

"Okay, how was your conversation? When are you planning to get married?"

"Come on, come on, let's eat noodles first, and then we'll talk after eating noodles."

Neither Qin Huairu nor Ran Qiuye moved their chopsticks. Lin Bai picked up the chopsticks and stirred them in the bowl.

His grandma's!

I just added a little salt, and I couldn't bear to put a little soy sauce in. It was all white and unappetizing.

Lin Bai held the chopsticks between his fingers and pointed at the contents of the bowl.

"Third uncle, Teacher Ran finally came here, and you just use this to fool me?"

"Lin Bai, what are you talking about? These are fine noodles, good stuff."

Lin Bai placed the chopsticks horizontally on the bowl and pushed it in front of the third uncle.

"You can keep such a good thing for yourself. I don't have this blessing."

Qin Huairu and Ran Qiuye couldn't help laughing, and burst into laughter.

"Hey, hey, what's wrong with you guys? You don't want to eat it because it's so bad."

The three of them had no intention of using their chopsticks, and the third uncle returned to the kitchen.

After a while, a plate of peanuts came out.

"I'm so sorry, we only have so much at home."

The third uncle's deep-fried snacks had been sitting there for who knows how long, so he took them out to serve as a side dish.

"Okay, Third Master, stop working. It's getting dark. I'll take Teacher Ran back."

"Leave now, don't go, eat the noodles before you leave."

I can't eat this noodles no matter what.

Lin Bai and Ran Qiuye ignored him, stood up and walked out.

Seeing this, Qin Huairu also followed out.

"Qin Huairu, I'm sending Teacher Ran back, why are you following me?"

"You also want to send it away, then you can send it away, I won't go."

Lin Bai defeated her army, and Qin Huairu stood still.

After watching the two people leave, Qin Huairu was not convinced and shouted.

"Teacher Ran, if he kills pigs, what's good about him? Don't be nice to him!"

Ran Qiuye turned a corner and disappeared from her sight as if she hadn't heard.

Ran Qiuye was really depressed when he came here.

The blind date went awry, and he was regarded as the third uncle's tool.

It was getting dark, and I was still hungry.

Fortunately, Lin Bai was there, treated her to a satisfying meal, and sent her home.

After sending Ran Qiuye away, Lin Bai walked back alone, thinking about teaching the third uncle a lesson.

As I walked, I passed a hospital.

This hospital is exactly where Jia Zhang lives.

Lin Bai had an idea and came up with a way to teach both the third uncle and Jia Zhang a lesson.

After hurriedly returning home, Lin Bai took out a cooked fat chicken from the space.

He took out the unused laxative, mixed it with water, put it into a syringe, and injected it into the chicken's body.

Then, find two pieces of hemp rope and put them in the bag.

After making preparations, Lin Bai locked the door and headed to the hospital.

When I arrived at the hospital, I looked like the third uncle at the stairwell where there was no one around.

The transformation time is only 15 minutes, so hurry up.

Pushing the door open, only Jia's mother and son were there. The other two patients were close to home and did not stay in the hospital at night.

"Hey, third uncle, why are you here again?"

Earlier, the third uncle came to the hospital to visit the two of them.

"I'm here to bring you two some food."

Lin Bai took out the cooked chicken from his bag and placed it on the cabinet next to the bed.

"My uncle asked me to come here."

"You two have suffered a lot this time. I called on all the caring neighbors in the hospital to donate money and bought you two a chicken to make up for your pain."

"Here, it's still hot. Eat it while it's hot."

Jia Dongxu shivered when he heard the words "eat while it's hot". Today his mother said the same thing.

Eat it while it's hot and you'll end up in the hospital.

Jia Dongxu looked at the chicken in the box again, and his hair stood up.

I ate chicken exactly like this in the morning, and ended up having diarrhea and no food left in my stomach.

"Dongxu, what's wrong? Don't you like to eat?"

Jia Dongxu hesitated, and Lin Bai asked "friendly".

Jia Dongxu picked up the box and showed it to Jia Zhang.

"Mom, it's chicken again!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang glanced into the box and felt guilty, not wanting to eat.

"What's wrong, you two don't like chicken?"

"I kindly chipped in the money to buy chickens for supplementation, but you two didn't appreciate it."

"If you don't eat it, I'll take it back and eat it with everyone else."

Lin Bai took the box from Jia Dongxu's hand and was about to close the lid and take it away.

"Wait a minute!" Mrs. Jia Zhang stopped Lin Bai, "Who said we won't eat it? Just tear it in half."

The moment she saw the chicken, Jia Zhang's heart was pounding.

But after having diarrhea for a day, my stomach was already empty, and I was so hungry that I felt flustered.

The problem was with the stolen chicken we ate in the morning. This chicken was given by the third uncle, so there should be no problem.

As the third uncle said, if you have diarrhea, you can use this chicken to make up for it.

Lin Bai divided the chicken into two, giving half to Jia Zhang and half to Jia Dongxu.

Jia Dongxu held the box and watched his mother eating it with gusto. He swallowed and started eating.

"Third uncle, this chicken is good. It tastes very good. It's much better than the one in the morning. Where did you buy it?"

"Sister-in-law Jia, have you eaten chicken this morning?!"

Lin Bai knew what he was asking, but Jia and Zhang finally realized that they had spilled the beans, and they hurriedly tried to fool him, concentrating on eating the chicken.


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