Siheyuan: If you have the butcher's knife in your hand, let's try again.

With the blessing of the system, I am materially rich.

Not to mention five dishes, even if you cook ten meat dishes, it is no problem to treat everyone in the courtyard to a flowing banquet.

but!

The people in the courtyard don't deserve to do this.

Kindness to animals is cruelty to yourself.

"Don't even think about it, let alone five dishes, I won't treat you to a single wowotou!"

The atmosphere that was lively just now suddenly dropped to freezing point.

Jia Zhang's face froze, she stopped smiling, she became angry instantly, showed her naughty side, and started to curse.

"Where did this little bastard come from? He didn't eat the toast and was fined with wine, and he dared to act wild in the courtyard."

"I've been living in this courtyard since your hair was fully grown, and I haven't seen anyone."

"If you have trouble with me today, I will make you walk around without food!"

After being scolded, Lin Bai naturally wouldn't get used to it, and stepped forward to give Jia and Zhang a big mouth.

But then I thought about it, the house hadn't been tidied up yet, and I was going to have to deal with the beasts, which would waste my time endlessly.

Maybe I have to go to the bureau, which is too troublesome.

Therefore, Lin Bai, who knew the development of the plot in the Siheyuan, picked on Jia Zhang and scolded her.

"Old lady!"

"It doesn't matter if you kill your own man. If you don't cultivate virtue and curse others, your son will be killed sooner or later. He is really an unlucky person."

Jia Zhang's wife died early, and she remained a widow for many years, dependent on her son Jia Dongxu.

The most important thing is his son.

Lin Bai scolded her for killing his own son, which was fine. He rolled up his sleeves and was about to fight for his life.

But Lin Bai was 1.8 meters tall and his body was as strong as an ox.

After all, Mrs. Jia Zhang did not dare to touch him. She only dared to stand there and scream, constantly yelling and cursing.

"Damn it, who told you this based on nonsense!"

"Dongxu is obviously doing well and will live to be 88 years old, unlike you, a short-lived devil."

"You should have died a long time ago, you bastard!"

Just then, Jia Dongxu came back from outside carrying two potatoes. Hearing the commotion in the backyard, he smiled and came over to watch the fun.

Unexpectedly, when I came over, I found that I had eaten melon on my head, and my mother was quarreling with someone.

"Mom, what's wrong?"

Jia Zhang turned around and saw Jia Dongxu. She just started crying as if she had seen a life-saving Bodhisattva.

"Son!"

"Someone bullied my mother and son..."

"Who! Who dares to bully my mother!"

"He! He called you and your son short-lived ghosts!"

Jia Zhang is a first-class actor in the Siheyuan. She cried with snot and tears until she was miserable.

As his son, Jia Dongxu couldn't see this scene. He held the potatoes in his hands tightly and stood in front of Jia Zhang.

"Damn it, you're tired of living, aren't you!"

This was the first time Lin Bai met Jia Dongxu.

The Jia Dongxu in front of him was as thin as a bamboo pole.

His face was pale, and he spoke in a shrill voice, completely unmanly.

Qin Huairu chose to marry such a man in the future, apart from the benefits, it was definitely not to support him.

Lin Bai sneered in his heart, you won't be able to dance for many years, you are still following your father's old path.

Your father had an accident in the factory and was killed by a machine.

You took over his shift and also had a safety accident.

Although he was not crushed to death by the machine, he became disabled. He lay in bed all day long and his personality gradually became distorted. Finally, he died in depression.

However, as a time traveler, Lin Bai would not reveal the subsequent plot to him.

"Yes!"

"I'm tired of living, what should I do?!"

Lin Bai put down the broom, stepped out of the room in two steps, and stood in front of Jia Dongxu, glaring at him angrily.

The 1.6-meter Jia Dongxu immediately felt a strong sense of oppression in front of the 1.8-meter-[-] Lin Bai.

He unconsciously took two steps back, losing all the momentum he had just now.

"Don't come here, what do you want to do!"

"I'm tired of living, what do you think I want to do?!"

Lin Bai refused to give up an inch of ground, took two steps forward again, and pressed closer.

Lin Bai glared at him, but his eyes were wandering and he didn't dare to look at Lin Bai.

Not to mention getting started, I was so trembling that I didn't even dare to speak.

After a while, his mouth moved.

"mom!"

"I went home. I bought potatoes and will bake them today."

Just now I was talking back to the strong king, but now I am scared.

Jia Zhang had no place to rest her face and sighed, very disappointed with her son's actions.

Since the death of his wife, Jia Zhang has placed all her hopes in life on Jia Dongxu.

Who knew that Jia Dongxu was a piece of mud that could not hold up the wall.

After working for his father for so many years, he is still a first-class fitter.

The girls in the city disliked him and did not look at him.

She was already at the age of marriage, and she still couldn't find a wife, so she had to stick to Qin Huairu who came from the country all day long.

"Okay, let's cook the potatoes. Let's go back."

Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't want to embarrass her son, so she pushed aside the crowd and took him back.

"Huairu, would you like to come to my house and eat potatoes?!"

Before leaving, Jia Dongxu raised the potatoes in his hand and invited Qin Huairu to his home.

"Don't go!"

Qin Huairu glanced at him disdainfully and flatly rejected him.

just.

During the face-to-face confrontation with Lin Bai, she saw Jia Dongxu's cowardice and felt sick to her stomach.

She liked strong men, and Jia Dongxu's weak character made her sneer at him and looked down upon him.

On the contrary, Lin Bai's strength made Qin Huairu admire him even more.

"Hey, look, why is Jia Dongxu walking with his legs crossed?!"

Everyone turned around, and sure enough, Jia Dongxu followed his mother unnaturally.

"Son, what's wrong with you?!"

Jia Zhang heard the discussion behind her, glanced at Jia Dongxu, and asked.

"Mom! I leaked urine..."

"..."

"You're useless, leave now!"

Jia Zhang held one of his arms and walked away in a hurry.

"Hahaha!! Jia Dongxu was so scared that he peed!"

Behind him, huge jeers erupted.

He peed before he could do anything, which was so humorous.

Lin Bai also smiled.

After watching them leave in embarrassment, Lin Bai turned back, picked up the broom, and prepared to continue cleaning the room.

"Wait!!"

At this time, Silly Zhu's voice sounded behind him, and Lin Bai turned around again.

"What the hell is wrong with you?!"

"That weakling Jia Dongxu is afraid of you, but I'm not afraid of you!"

As he said this, Shazhu raised his chin provocatively, wanting to compete with Lin Bai.

Shazhu loves to show off, especially in front of Qin Huairu, so that he can show off his strength and win her favor.

Seeing that the two were about to fight, the neighbors did not mind the excitement and moved out of the way.

The man in charge was also dissatisfied with Lin Bai's actions.

Silly Zhu happened to stand up for him, so he turned a blind eye and stopped trying to break up the fight.

He stood far away from the other two uncles, fearing that they would get into a fight later and blood would be splattered on him.

"What, licking dog, you want to fight with me?"

"today!"

"We won't let go until one of us is dead, I said so!"

"Good guy, come on, hit! Knock here!"

Lin Bai took the initiative to stretch his head in front of Silly Zhu and pointed at the top of his head.

Silly Zhu didn't expect Lin Bai to act completely out of common sense, and suddenly he didn't know what to do.

"Don't think that if you let me beat you in vain, I won't beat you!"

"Come on! Fight!"

Lin Bai stretched his head closer.

The harsh words were spoken, and the fists were clenched. As a result, Shazhu had an arrow on the string and had to take action.

"Watch me blow your head off!!"

Silly Zhu raised his hard fist and was about to smash it down.

"Pillar!!"

"Stop! You can't do it!!"

Just when Sha Zhu's fist was about to fall on Lin Bai's head, the uncle shouted and stopped Sha Zhu.

This old fox is still clever.

He saw that he couldn't fight, and if he did, he would be in trouble.

"Zhuzi, don't be fooled by him, you can't beat him!"

"Master, this kid needs to be dealt with. I'm going to teach him a lesson today. Don't let anyone stop me."

Silly Zhu donkey's temper got angry. He raised his fist and hit it again regardless of Sanqi 21.

"Let's fight. If you hit me with one punch, you will go to jail. If you hit me with two punches, you will have to spend half a year in jail..."

Lin Bai's words rang out slowly and reached Shazhu's ears.

Silly Zhu was suddenly startled.

What he said makes sense. If you hit someone for no reason, you have to go in.

In the worst case, he may be detained, and in the worst case, he may be jailed.

Beating someone feels good for a while, and makes relatives shed tears.

"This guy really can't be beaten."

Silly Zhu released his fist that was about to fall, and the uncle also breathed a sigh of relief.

"What? Stop fighting?"

"You were screaming happily just now, now you don't dare to fight?"

"If you beat me, you'll lose your job and stay in jail. What's the big deal? Real men don't care about this."

"Fight! Fight!"

Lin Bai kept irritating Shazhu with words, but he just didn't take action.

"Good boy, you are acting like a rogue!"

"If we can, let's have a good fight. We'll be chattering like girls."

"My mouth is stupid and my brain is not bright. You can't defeat me. Who's to blame?"

"I asked you to beat me, but you didn't dare to do it. Who is more like a pussy?!"

"I'll give you another chance. I'll fight or not. If not, I'll go in."

Once again, Lin Bai stretched his head in front of Silly Zhu.

Looking at the head in front of him, Silly Zhu felt his teeth itch with hatred and wanted to split his head open like a watermelon.

But his reason told him that he couldn't fight.

He could only watch as Lin Bai retracted his head and entered the house.

"Pfft!!"

Xu Damao, Si Zhu's arch-enemy, couldn't help but laugh out loud when he saw him deflated for the first time.

Normally, Xu Damao was not less angry with him.

Now, a ruthless man was brought in, and he cured Silly Zhu on the first day. Xu Damao was so relieved both physically and mentally.

Silly Zhu looked back and saw that Xu Damao was laughing at him, so he vented his anger on him.

"Well, Xu Damao, if I can't cure him, why can't I cure you?"

With that said, he rushed towards Xu Damao with a single stride.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Xu Damao ran away.

"Xu Damao, where are you running? I have to give you loose skin today."

Silly Zhu chased after him, and Xu Damao ran away in embarrassment, pulling on his slippers, causing the others to burst into laughter.

"Okay, it's time to go and do whatever you need to do."

The old man waved his hand impatiently and dispersed the melon-eating crowd.

This time, not only did Shazhu feel defeated, but the elder also felt that his majesty had been shattered, his face was dull, and he had lost face.

He has always been a good man in the courtyard, but this time he has encountered a tough problem.

The second uncle and the third uncle left him to play two more games of chess, but he had no intention of playing anymore and went home beeping.