Siheyuan: If you have the butcher's knife in your hand, let's try again.

Chapter 7 If you want to eat meat, you have to jump like a dog



Qin Huairu followed Lin Bai to the door of his house. Lin Bai didn't mean to invite her into the house for dinner, so he started acting coquettishly.

"Sister, I didn't mess with you. Why don't you give me a bite of the meat?"

"Sister, this is sow's meat. A young girl like you won't be able to give birth to a child after eating it."

After finishing speaking, Qin Huairu's face turned red.

It seems that although Silhu and Jia Dongxu hang around her day and night, they never succeed in climbing the tower.

"Don't talk nonsense. It's not like I've never eaten sow's meat. You just don't want me to eat it."

"Sister, you don't know something. There are a lot of rules in our industry."

"If the sow meat I slaughtered with my own hands is eaten by my unmarried eldest daughter, she will definitely not be able to give birth to a child."

"If you don't want a child, just come in and eat. If you can't have a child, don't rely on me."

When Lin Bai said this, Qin Huairu hesitated.

I want to eat meat, but in order to eat meat, if I don’t have a child, how will I explain it to my parents-in-law in the future?

Influenced by the idea that there are three ways to be unfilial and to have no descendants, Qin Huairu gave up eating meat.

Lin Bai fooled her for a while, and she happily went home alone with the meat.

Not long after, the news spread throughout the courtyard that Lin Bai, a fifth-level butcher, was paid 52 yuan a month.

Jia Dongxu and Shazhu learned that Qin Huairu came back from get off work with Lin Bai, as if facing a formidable enemy.

The salary of the first uncle in the hospital is the highest, and the young man who just arrived has a higher salary than him, which is bound to be jealous of the people in the hospital.

How come you are young, handsome and have a high salary!

Of course, Lin Bai didn't know this.

As soon as he got home, he was busy cooking.

I fried a plate of peanuts and turned the whole piece of meat into a plate full of roasted pork.

Then he poured a glass of wine and started eating leisurely.

It's meal time.

The aroma from other restaurants is the aroma of fried vegetables, but the aroma from Lin Bai's is the rich aroma of meat.

Neighbors passing by Lin Bai's house saw him eating meat alone with the door open, and immediately spread the news throughout the hospital.

When other people eat meat, they close the door and eat it quietly, for fear that the neighbors will come and eat the meat.

Fortunately for Lin Bai, he kept the door wide open, as if he was afraid that others would not know that he was eating meat.

In fact, Lin Bai had no other reason to eat meat with the door open, he just felt it was hot.

It's so hot when you close the windows and doors.

"I have to take a look at this!"

"I heard that boy opened the door to eat meat. This is a naked provocation."

"We are all from the same hospital, why should he have meat to eat and I can't?"

"Why should he not share some meat with his neighbors when he has meat to eat? How can he be so safe?"

Jia Zhang put down the soles of her shoes, went to the backyard, and looked at Lin Bai in the room from a distance.

Lin Bai put two peanuts in his mouth and chewed them. He took a sip of wine and went to eat some meat.

Jia Zhang's presbyopia in the distance could not see clearly, so he took out his reading glasses and put them on.

When Lin Bai saw clearly that there was a pot full of braised pork in front of him, he was so excited that he couldn't help shouting.

"Damn you, you are a sinner, eat one bowl by yourself!!"

Jia Zhang dreamed of eating meat all by herself, but in reality she did not have this condition.

Unexpectedly, his wish came true in Lin Bai, and he was angry and annoyed.

Her voice happened to be heard by the third uncle who was passing by to go to the toilet, so he gathered around her while wearing his belt.

"Sister-in-law Jia, who are you scolding?!"

"Look at him, eating a bowl of meat alone is a sin."

"Hey! We don't have this blessing!"

The third uncle looked straight at Lin Bai eating meat and swallowed his saliva.

Lin Bai took a sip of braised pork and a sip of wine, and the more he ate, the more delicious it became.

The third uncle was so greedy that he finally couldn't help but come out from the corner and walk to Lin Bai's house.

When he arrived, Lin Bai raised his head and looked surprised.

"Hey, third uncle, have you eaten?"

In fact, he had already seen the two of them.

"Ahem, I haven't eaten yet."

In fact, the third uncle has already eaten.

"I haven't eaten yet. Come in and have some. It can't be finished by one person."

The third uncle was so happy that he raised his legs to go in.

Seeing that the third uncle had meat to eat, Jia Zhang ignored the quarrel with Lin Bai yesterday and stepped out from the corner.

"And me, I want to eat too!"

With that said, he followed the third uncle and wanted to enter the house.

"Wait a minute!"

"Third uncle can come in, but you can't!"

"He can get in, why can't I get in?!"

"I just had an argument with you yesterday and I didn't let you in."

"Then I don't care. If the third uncle enters, I must enter."

"Jia Zhang, aren't you cheating?"

"I'm not cheating, you're discriminating against me."

Not only Lin Bai found Jia Zhang's divine logic unreasonable, but the third uncle also found it ridiculous.

"Sister-in-law Jia, he won't let you in, so don't hit on me."

Seeing the fragrant braised pork right in front of him, the third uncle tried his best to distance himself from Jia and Zhang.

But when he walked inside, Jia Zhang was still following him.

"Third uncle, if you bring Jia Zhang here, I won't let you eat it."

"Don't blame me, it's her who has been following me. Go away, go away!"

The third uncle was very disgusted and waved his hand to drive Jia Zhang away.

Mrs. Jia Zhang would do anything to stutter. Even if the third uncle drove her away, she would still stick behind him.

"Third uncle, you also saw it. You brought her in when you came in."

"Don't come in either!"

The braised pork that was about to reach your mouth flew away like this. The third uncle felt heartbroken and complained about Jia and Zhang.

But he was unwilling to give up just like that, so he came up with a way.

"Good neighbor, please give me a bowl of meat, and I'll squat outside the door to eat it."

Lin Bai thought for a while and realized that this was a good idea to prevent Jia Zhang from entering the house.

I accidentally overcooked the meat. On such a hot day, I couldn't finish it on the same day and it went bad the next day.

It's better to give him a bowl, which is considered a favor.

So he made a bowl of braised pork and handed it to the third uncle across the threshold.

Just as the third uncle smiled and reached out to take it, Jia Zhang rushed over and snatched the braised pork.

"Jia Zhang! You are crazy. You are openly grabbing food."

"Sister-in-law Jia, you are too crazy!"

"I don't care, if you two work together to bully me, I will definitely eat this braised pork."

Jia and Zhang both grabbed it, and Lin Bai put the braised pork back on the table.

If I give it to the third uncle again, she will definitely snatch it away.

The third uncle, with his small stature, cannot defeat Jia Zhang.

"Third uncle, don't blame me. I don't think you can eat this bowl of braised pork."

"Sister-in-law Jia, you are too shameless and ruined my good deeds."

"I don't have to eat, and you don't want to eat either!"

At this moment, an idea suddenly popped into Lin Bai's mind.

This idea was a bit bizarre, and I couldn't help but laugh.

"Third uncle, I want to think of a way for you to eat braised pork."

The third uncle was depressed. Hearing that there was a way to eat braised pork, his eyes lit up with joy.

"Speak quickly, tell me quickly, what can I do?"

"I'll throw it to you, and you eat it."

"I am no longer a dog!"

"Wherever it goes, Jia Zhang will not be able to grab it."

The third uncle is thin and fine, and Jia and Zhang are tanks.

Lin Bai threw the meat up high, and it would be enough for the third uncle to jump up, but Jia and Zhang would not be able to jump up anyway.

In this way, the third uncle can eat braised pork.

Lin Bai told him his plan, and the third uncle hesitated.

after all!

I am a teacher, and it is really unsightly to jump up and grab something to eat.

Seeing the third uncle's hesitation, Lin Bai did not force himself and silently cleared the table.

"Hey!"

"It's a pity that there is such a big pot of braised pork."

The third uncle has a fight between two villains in his heart. Should he agree or not?

Seeing that Lin Bai was about to put the meat into the cabinet, the third uncle could no longer control it so much.

Actually eating meat is the most important thing.

"Okay, okay, you can throw it away."

His salary of less than 20 yuan a month has to support the family's expenses.

We live in poverty and spend every penny we have. I haven't eaten meat for more than half a year.

There is no oil or water in my stomach, and I am really hungry.

Now that the third uncle agreed, Lin Bai was no longer polite.

I picked up a piece of braised pork and tossed it to the third uncle.

The third uncle reached for the meat, put it in his mouth, and swallowed it in one gulp without waiting to chew it.

"It's delicious! It's delicious! It's delicious!"

"Okay, come again!"

Lin Bai picked up another big piece, raised his arm and threw it to the third uncle.

When the meat was in the air, Jia Zhang reached out to grab it.

However, he was too fat and his movements were slow, so he was still a step slower.

The third uncle who received the meat was afraid that Jia Zhang would snatch it, so he quickly put it in his mouth.

When Lin Bai clamped the meat again, Jia Zhang learned the lesson and clung tightly to the third uncle.

This is why Lindbergh's feeding creates difficulty.

Lin Bai observed it, aimed at an angle, and threw the meat high into the air.

The meat was too high, so Jia Zhang stood on tiptoe to reach it.

Unexpectedly, the third uncle was more skillful, jumped up, and took the meat in his hands first.

"Damn it!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang was anxious and went to break the third uncle's wrist.

The third uncle tossed it gently, caught it firmly with his mouth, and ate it into his stomach.

"Hahaha, Sister-in-law Jia, you didn't grab it."

"I don't believe it anymore, come again!"

Under Jia Zhang's urging, Lin Bai threw more frequently.

But because of his body shape, he couldn't compete with the third uncle every time.

The third uncle was so full that he was burping, but Mrs. Jia Zhang still hadn't fished out a piece of meat.

Seeing that there was not much meat left in the basin, Mrs. Jia Zhang burst into tears.

"Don't give me even a piece of it, wuwuwu..."


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