Siheyuan: If you have the butcher's knife in your hand, let's try again.

"Xu Damao, are you sick? This fire is not as big as your cooking!"

"Your grandma really thought there was a fire. She went out in such a panic that she even wore her shoes backwards."

"It doesn't matter if my shoes are on inside out, I'm wearing my underwear on them inside out."

Silly Zhu recognized the others but not others, and accused Xu Damao of making a fuss out of a molehill.

Xu Damao couldn't beat four hands with one punch, but everyone's face was full of grievances, and they apologized repeatedly.

"I'm not kidding you, I'm really worried that the fire is too big and I can't control it."

"I also think about everyone's safety. I'm not afraid of ten thousand, just in case."

After listening to Xu Damao's words, the first man sneered in the crowd.

You, Xu Damao, made a fuss out of a molehill so refreshing and refined.

However, the first man did not intend to stand up and refute.

If he has to refute it in front of everyone, he will not be able to step down. If there is a fire, he will ignore it and watch the small fire turn into a big fire, which will be troublesome.

Forget it, let's not embarrass him and let him continue patrolling.

The first man stood up to intercede for Xu Damao. Not only did he not scold him, he also praised him.

Although everyone refused to accept it, the elder suppressed them forcefully.

In this way, everyone gave up and left cursing.

After everyone left, Xu Damao laughed.

He lit the fire and lit a pile of firewood to keep warm in the cold night.

As the fire burned more and more fiercely, Xu Damao came up with an idea to make fun of others, so he rang the gong to wake up the whole hospital.

Originally they patrolled in pairs, but Xu Damao had other plans and asked his companions to go home and sleep while he patrolled alone.

The companion asked for it, so he offered a cigarette and went back with a smile.

Xu Damao's plan was not unusual. He wanted to use the name of patrol to secretly watch women take a shower.

Even if you are caught, you can pass it off as a security check.

With his eyes wide open, he ran around the courtyard holding a kerosene lamp. He would lean on the windows of any house to take a look at women.

See if anyone is taking a shower.

But after walking around for a few times, I didn't see anyone taking a shower, but I saw the second uncle's sagging and fat body.

The picture was so shocking that Xu Damao felt sick to his stomach. He turned on the faucet and flushed his eyes with cold water.

After a while, my stomach felt much better and my eyes became brighter.

He picked up the gong again and wandered around the hospital.

When he walked to the middle courtyard and approached Qin Huairu's house, he heard the voices of two men coming from inside the house.

Xu Damao immediately became excited.

Exciting!

This is much prettier than taking a shower.

Unexpectedly, Qin Huairu was lucky.

Unknowingly, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he quietly moved under the wall, pressing his ears against the window to eavesdrop.

"Jia Dongxu, I curse you to become disabled!"

"Silly Zhu, I curse you to never be a queen!"

Huh?

Isn't this the voice of Silly Zhu and Jia Dongxu?

It turns out that they are the two of them in the house!

What were they doing at Qin Huairu's house in the middle of the night, and why were they still quarreling?

With doubts in his heart, he pressed his ears closer, trying to find out the reason.

"I'll sleep on this side, this side is wider!"

"No, you slept on the left side yesterday. Today it's my turn to sleep on the left side."

The more Xu Damao listened, the more confused he became. What was left and right, and what was wider here and narrower there.

What the hell are these two doing?

Why are there only the voices of these two people, where is Qin Huairu?

Xu Damao's heart was like a cat's claw, and he quietly opened a layer of window paper, and looked inside.

Silly Zhu and Jia Dongxu each held a tape measure in their hands, measuring the length and width of the other's bed.

Qin Huairu held her head with her hands and looked at the two of them with a smile.

It turned out that the two of them were laying bunks on the floor and had a quarrel over who had more space.

Is that the reason?

Xu Damao spit!

This was not the exciting scene he wanted to see at all, and Bai was very excited.

He scolded the two of them in his heart and left Qin Huairu's house.

Silly Zhu and Jia Dongxu have been arguing about this matter, and the other party will not agree to take an extra centimeter.

Qin Huairu got tired of looking at it and felt sleepy. She scolded them both before they gave up.

They put away the ruler, lay down and fell asleep with their backs facing each other.

Xu Damao, who did not see the benefits, became increasingly angry as he thought about it.

Qin Huairu left two men at home overnight, which was immoral and offensive.

You have to go to the street to file a complaint, and the complaint must be accurate.

But now that he is the target of public criticism, he dare not report it.

After walking back and forth in the courtyard for a long time, Xu Damao felt sleepy, so he found a corner sheltered from the wind and dozed off.

It was cold and windy outside, and I couldn't sleep even though I put myself in various positions.

But I didn’t dare to go back to the house to sleep for fear of oversleeping.

If you don't see anyone during shift handover, you will be punished.

Xu Damao had no choice but to pat his butt and stand up, wash his face with cold water to refresh himself, and wander around the courtyard again.

Thinking that others were sleeping while I was patrolling in the cold, my mentality suddenly collapsed.

No!

I'm not feeling well, and you can't even think about feeling comfortable if you don't.

Xu Damao's mind flashed and he came up with another damaging move.

He removed the faucet and opened the water gate. In an instant, water sprayed out like a cannonball several meters away.

Water flowed everywhere in the courtyard. Xu Damao was so excited that he hit the gong hard.

"It's flooding!"

"It's flooding!"

"Bang bang bang!"

"Bang bang bang!!"

"There's a big fire!"

The sound of the gong resounded through the courtyard again, waking up everyone in the courtyard.

"It's either a fire or a flood. It's not over yet."

"It's fine when others are doing night patrol, but it's Xu Damao's turn to have a lot to do."

"Put on your pants quickly, get up and take a look."

Complaints are complaints, but everyone still wears clothes and pants and goes out.

"Lilin Bai, wake up, there's a flood outside." Xu Mengjing heard the gong and shook Lin Bai awake.

Lin Bai continued to lie down, with no intention of getting up.

If there's a big flood, it must be Xu Damao acting like a monster again.

I saw it just now, and here it is again.

Lin Bai refused to get up, but Xu Mengjing was worried that something would really happen, so she kept urging him.

With no choice, Lin Bai had to get up.

It's only November, and it's so cold in the north.

Getting up in the middle of the night is a test of courage.

As soon as Lin Bai left the bed, he started to shiver.

He shook his body, rubbed his hands and went out.

When Lin Bai arrived, everyone had gathered by the pool.

The water flowed out loudly, the faucet was gone, and I couldn't turn it off even if I wanted to.

As a patrolman, Xu Damao has the obligation to solve this kind of problem.

But he stood with his hands behind his back, doing nothing.

In this regard, everyone criticized him.

"Xu Damao, if the faucet is gone, you can just replace it with another one. Is it necessary to start a fight again?"

"If I had a faucet in my house, I would have replaced it a long time ago. Go and have a look at my house. It's completely bare."

"If you don't have it at home, just look for it. There's no need to beat the gong and wake up everyone in the hospital. Listening to your tone, someone who didn't know it would have thought that the water has flooded the golden mountain."

At this time, a man who can repair water pipes came.

The faucet was gone, so he went straight to close the gate, only to find that the gate was also broken and could not be closed.

Xu Damao not only unplugged the faucet, but also broke the water gate.

Fortunately, I have spare water gates and faucets at home.

He went back to the house to get a new one, asked Silly Zhu to help him, and they changed it together.

It's okay to replace the faucet, just screw it on.

During the replacement of the water gate, a water column of one meter high suddenly sprayed out from the water gate.

The two of them were unable to dodge and were sprayed with water.

Xu Damao saw it and was happy in his heart, but he said, "Be careful."

It took a lot of effort for the two of them to replace the sluice gate.

The water finally stopped, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Silly Zhu was soaked all over, wiped the water from his face, and glared at Xu Damao:

"The water gate was fine when I was patrolling, why did it break when it was your turn?!"

This is obviously man-made, and Si Zhu is not stupid. He suspects that Xu Damao broke it intentionally.

Of course Xu Damao would not admit it and argued with a grimace.

"You give me a hundred courages and you don't dare to destroy it!"

"The water gate is broken and everyone has no water to eat. What good does it do to me."

"That makes sense, but who broke it?"

"Will it be..."

Before Xu Damao finished speaking, he shivered for a while and put on a mysterious look on his face.

"Could it be...that thing? That thing came out again."

"Silly Zhu, you and I have been exposed to that thing, and we know that it likes to tease people the most."

"Um--"

Silly Zhu pondered for a moment, it was possible.

That thing was very playful, maybe it was the one who broke it.

It comes out to harm people again!

Thinking of what happened that night, Shazhu shivered like Xu Damao.

He didn't want to find out who broke the water gate anymore, so he patted his butt and slipped back to Qin Huairu's house.

Silly Zhu slipped away, and the first uncle followed closely and also slipped away.

Both of them slipped away, and the others didn't want to stay any longer and slipped back home one after another.

In an instant, Xu Damao was the only one left in the courtyard full of people.

After everyone left, Xu Damao burst into laughter again.

I once again made fun of everyone in the hospital, which was such a sense of accomplishment!

Lin Bai returned home, took off his clothes and pants, and lay down in the warm bed again.

"Did the water pipe burst?" Xu Mengjing asked.

"The water gate is just broken. It has been repaired. Go to sleep."

Xu Mengjing was very sleepy, so she fell asleep without asking any more questions.

After she fell asleep, Lin Bai turned into Sadako and floated out of the house.

Xu Damao made fun of people again and again, and woke me up because of big things. If others can't take care of you, why can't I take care of you?

Don't put on the roof for three days!

You love to play tricks on others, and I will play tricks on you too.

Xu Damao laughed and roared, carrying the gong and continuing to run around the yard, from the front yard to the back yard, and then from the back yard to the front yard.

During the process, I occasionally glanced at other people's homes through the windows.

When he ran to the backyard again, he heard a crashing sound coming from an empty room.

Does this sound sound like a bath?

Could it be that whose daughter-in-law is taking a bath this time?

Xu Damao is excited again!

However, after getting excited, I felt something was wrong.

That room had been empty for a long time, so why could there be sounds like bathing coming from inside.

Could it be that that thing is really here again?

Xu Damao's whole body trembled violently!

However, I was still afraid, the room was right in front of me, and I felt very itchy and uncomfortable just to leave.

Otherwise, why not take a look?

but!

If it really is that thing, it will cost you your life.

but!

What if the young daughter-in-law of a certain family borrowed a spare room to take a bath?

You will regret it if you miss it.

To watch or not to watch?

The villain in Xu Damao's heart was fighting back and forth, but he finally decided to take a look.

If it was really that thing, it would probably get away.

That's it!

Xu Damao boldly walked towards the window step by step.

When he got to the window, he squatted down and put his eyes through the broken window paper.