Siheyuan: starting from the registration of the fourth-level chef

When it was getting dark, Sha Zhu ran to Jia's house with a box of snacks.

"Dongxu! Is Dongxu at home?"

"He Yuzhu! What do you mean! Where else can I go!?"

Jia Dongxu lay on the bed with disgust on his face.

This He Yuzhu is too disgusting!

Running up to a disabled person and asking if he is at home?

Where can the disabled go if they are not at home?

Seeing that Jia Dongxu was a little angry, Shazhu smiled: "Don't be angry, Dongxu."

"Look, I brought a box of snacks to see you!"

Jia Dongxu is different from Jia Zhang.

He has been very sensitive since he was disabled.

In addition to the matter of Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu, the whole yard was full of rumors.

Jia Dongxu hated Shazhu even more!

Sometimes when dreaming back in the middle of the night, Jia Dongxu looked at the stick lying on the side, and always felt that the stick looked like Shazhu.

"What are you doing here! Your sister Qin is not at home!" Jia Dongxu looked impatient.

Silly Zhu put down the snacks, and quickly ran to Jia Dongxu: "Dongxu, it's about your age, I should call you brother!"

"But we may have had some misunderstandings over the years, so we never called."

Jia Dongxu rolled his eyes: "If you fart, let it go!"

Silly Zhu's face froze, but thinking of the purpose of coming today, he said with a smile: "Dongxu, do you hate Zhao Jianguo?"

"That must be hateful, Zhao Jianguo is a bastard! I can't wait for him to be struck to death by lightning!" Jia Dongxu said angrily.

Shazhu smiled sinisterly: "I heard that Aunt Li at the end of our alley lost a pair of pants."

Jia Dongxu was taken aback: "You are a hammer here and a stick here, what are you going to say?"

Silly Zhu didn't speak, just looked at Jia Dongxu with a sneer.

Jia Dongxu has lived such an old age.

In addition, as soon as Sha Zhu came up, he asked if he hated Zhao Jianguo.

I understood immediately.

"Then what do you want me for?"

Silly Zhu glanced at the clothes box next to the bed: "Then I must borrow something from your house!"

Hearing this, Jia Dongxu's eyes sparkled suddenly: "He Yuzhu! I don't think you are here to borrow something! Do you want my wife's underpants!"

"Don't yell! Don't yell! What are you yelling for!" Sha Zhu looked outside in horror and shook his hands vigorously.

"Who said you want your wife's underpants!"

"How old is Aunt Li! Think about it!"

Sha Zhu kept inspiring Jia Dongxu.

With this explanation, Jia Dongxu immediately recalled it.

A smirk suddenly appeared on his face: "So, silly Zhu, you want my mother's underpants, right?"

Sha Zhu looked disgusted: "Why do I want your mother's pants!"

"Someone wants it! Do you understand?"

Jia Dongxu nodded sharply: "Yes, someone wants it! Someone wants it!"

"It's in the second box! Go get it!"

Following the direction of Jia Dongxu's finger, Sha Zhu quickly opened the box and turned over the clothes.

"Is this it?" Holding a pair of flowery underpants with two fingers, Sha Zhu took them out in disgust and asked Jia Dongxu.

Jia Dongxu nodded silently.

Mom, in order to ruin Zhao Jianguo!

I can only make you sacrifice!

If only you knew!Will definitely agree!

Jia Dongxu secretly planned in his heart.

Silly Zhu came out of Jia's house and happened to run into Zhao Jianguo who was going out to buy carpentry tools.

"Hmph! What are you showing off, why don't you just make a piece of furniture!" Sha Zhu glanced at Zhao Jianguo and rolled his eyes.

Zhao Jianguo was stunned.

Is this idiot crazy?Or is it the same as what Jia Zhang learned, and he will swear at nothing?

Silently took out the Dream Talisman from the system space, Zhao Jianguo secretly threw it on Shazhu.

He has already seen the effect of this dream talisman, it can make others dream, and when they wake up, they will regard what happened in the dream as real.

But there is one thing Zhao Jianguo likes very much, that is, if Shazhu has a dream, he can feed back the dream into Zhao Jianguo's memory.

......

It is said that there are thoughts in the day and dreams in the night.

In the middle of the night, the entire courtyard was completely silent.

Only Sha Zhu's room was tinkling and rattling.

Silly Zhu closed his eyes tightly at this time, and he circled around the room, squatting down and standing up for a while.

In Shazhu's dream, he had already arrived at Zhao Jianguo's home.

Moreover, Zhao Jianguo's door was wide open, and there was no one in the room.

Silly Zhu sat on the sofa made by Zhao Jianguo himself, very comfortable.

Finally, I stuffed the underpants into the gap of the sofa, and left leisurely.

The night passed quickly.

In the early morning of the next day, amidst Sha Zhu's eager anticipation, Jia Zhang's howl finally sounded!

"Which bastard who received a thousand knives! Steal my underpants!"

"The graves of eight generations of your ancestors will be blown up!"

"You'll get a thousand knives!"

At this time, most of the aunts or daughter-in-laws of various families get up to cook.

So Jia Zhang's yelling was quickly responded.

"Hey, from the Jia family, are you missing your underpants?"

"What's the matter? There's also such a thief in our courtyard?"

"I heard that Aunt Li over there in the alley also lost her panties."

...

How fast the silly pillar came out!He ran to Zhao Jianguo's house last night and stuffed his underpants into the sofa!

Just thinking about today's play!

"Aunt Zhang, what's the matter?" Silly Zhu asked knowingly.

Unexpectedly, Jia Zhang didn't pay attention to him at all, Sha Zhu pursed his mouth, and could only wait for Yi Zhonghai to appear.

After all, Yi Zhonghai has the real right to speak, and he can also go to someone's house to search.

After a few minutes.

Yi Zhonghai finally came belatedly under the expectant eyes of Silly Zhu: "Dongxu fucker, what are you shouting in the morning!"

Yi Zhonghai just advanced ten yuan to Jia's family yesterday, so Jia Zhang's family was more polite: "There are thieves in the yard!"

"I lost my panties!"

"This group of people who suffered thousands of knives! Reported to our family yesterday!"

"Stole something from our house again today! I can't wait for our family to be destroyed!"

"Yi Zhonghai! Whatever you say, you have to find out who stole it!"

Yi Zhonghai glanced at Sha Zhu, and after getting a response, he said outrageously, "What!"

"When did such a bad thing happen in our courtyard for so many years!"

"Whoever stole it, come out and explain it yourself!"

Stealing the aunt's panties is such a crazy thing!How could there be less crowds from young and old?

The old men who go to work can only leave reluctantly.

The rest really looked lively with relish.

Xu Damao has been exhausted physically and mentally for the past two days, but he still wants to eat this explosive melon: "Aunt Zhang, it's not like your grandson stole it!"

"This kid, maybe he doesn't understand anything, so let's play with it as a bunting flag."

Xu Damao's bad mouth caused Jia Zhang to scold angrily: "Xu Damao! You gave birth to a son without an ass hole!"

"Aren't you very happy! I think you stole it!"

"Did you report our family yesterday!"

Xu Damao shook his head, his face was full of gloating expression: "Who said that!"

"Aunt Zhang! This is slander! I can sue you for slander!"