NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 115 Ye Xiaoshu, You Really Deserve To Die
If Ye Xiaoshu were present, he would definitely exclaim:
The most I can do is break a bed if I eat spicy strips. Commander-in-Chief, you are awesome, you can make such a big hole.
But now he only dares to sit in the corner of the car.
The system that has been listening to my ears is spiking the emotional value.
At this time, the soldiers lined up on both sides of the road in the military headquarters felt uncomfortable in their stomachs, and their stomachs kept growling.
The impurities absorbed from the limbs and bones are now flooding into the stomach and small intestine.
They immediately understood why the commander-in-chief suddenly farted so hard.
Because the next second, everyone felt it. . . .
A huge force went to his sphincter!
The most uncomfortable thing was the soldiers of Feilong Camp. They ate two packs!
Double the excitement!
Liu Shao shouted: "There's something wrong with this spicy strip! It's definitely poisonous! I can't hold it in anymore!"
[Negative emotion value from Liu Shao +1000]
One stone stirs up a thousand waves.
This sentence made everyone feel discouraged.
The first person who couldn't hold it back was Erwang.
"Poof-boom!"
[Negative emotion value from Erwang +1000]
The energy released by his strong body is no small matter!
He directly broke a big banyan tree in the middle, and the banyan tree just fell down!
The leaves were scattered all over the ground due to the strong vibration, and the remaining branches could barely support the branches.
Rows of soldiers could no longer hold back at this time!
Everyone else has let it go, so take advantage of the chaos and secretly let it go!
This way, no one will know that he put it there!
Just do it!
"Puff-puff-puff-puff-puff-"
One voice after another, everyone could no longer restrain their body's instinctive desires!
Finally, I relaxed my anus.
Balls of yellow gas sprayed into the green belt behind the soldiers, and large banyan trees fell down as if they had been violently impacted.
The sound of trees breaking.
The sound of gas being released.
The sound of flowers and plants fluttering in the wind.
The sound resounded throughout the military area, like a unique symphony.
Ten minutes later, the sound gradually stopped.
There was silence. . . .
The green belts on both sides of the road were completely destroyed.
The bricks on the road were blown away due to the huge force.
The faces of the soldiers in the four battalions were all darkened at this time. It was the first time they had been so embarrassed after serving as soldiers for so long.
Things were not much better in the military headquarters.
The people present were all powerful and powerful, and after eating the spicy strips, there were rows of big craters left on the ground behind them.
The stench was so pervasive that it had solidified into substance, and a yellow mist shrouded the entire military area.
At this time, the commander's secretary, who had just sorted out the information, walked out of the conference hall and shouted to Cui Zhenjun:
"Commander! The minutes of the meeting just now..."
"What does it smell like... vomit————"
Secretary:_(´ཀ`‖ ∠)_
The secretary collapsed and foamed at the mouth. . . I didn't know whether I was alive or dead for a while.
Of course, this is not over yet, the smell has been rising into the sky.
There are two flying birds passing through the sky above the military headquarters. This is the Eastbound Mountain.
There are often migratory birds circling in the sky above the military headquarters.
But today’s military headquarters is a little weird!
One of the birds:
“Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!”
(Why is there a yellow mist in front?)
Another bird:
"Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!"
(I don’t know, I feel in danger!)
The bird just now:
"Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp! Chirp, chirp!"
(What are you afraid of? We have given birth to spiritual wisdom! Fly over!)
In the era of spiritual revival, they also awakened some spiritual wisdom.
I have long been accustomed to this kind of vision.
There is nothing to be afraid of!
The two birds spread their wings, and one accelerated its flight, trying to pass through the yellow mist.
But when they touched the mist, the two birds suddenly lost their strength.
He fell straight towards the ground.
"Crack."
The two birds fell to the ground, their yellow talons twitching.
There was still white foam spitting out of his mouth.
This smell is so powerful!
It stinks!
It has become a chemical weapon of destruction!
If everyone present was not above the gold level, the price would be the same as the secretary and these two birds!
But it's not over yet. . . . . .
The power of hot strips goes beyond farting.
Erwang roared and shouted: "I want to go to the toilet! I want to go to the toilet!"
After that, he didn't care about his face and rushed towards the military headquarters.
The guard stopped him and shouted:
"No entry without permission!"
Erwang shouted:
"It's an emergency now, don't you want to go to the toilet?"
The guard replied with a desperate look:
"Hahaha...."
"I don't need it anymore."
The guard's smile was uglier than crying.
I saw some black and yellow stuff oozing out from his trouser legs. . . .
Everyone understands why he is so desperate!
I can't hold it in any longer!
Originally, he just wanted to take advantage of the chaos to fart.
But unexpectedly, what came was a fart, and what came out was history!
Erwang stretched out his thumb and sighed to the guard:
"Brother, I respect you as a man." d(-_-)
At this moment, Erwang felt a pain in his sphincter.
Now is the time to sigh. . . .
I can’t hold it in anymore!
At this time, a loud shout from the distance became everyone's lifeline.
"There is a drainage ditch 2,500 meters east!"
"You can pull it there!"
Everyone's faces suddenly turned from black to red.
Hope!
This is their last hope!
The soldiers rushed towards the east.
This is a life and death moment! If you take one step slower and you can't hold on, you will really 'squirt' out!
The soldiers of Feilong Battalion were on the outermost edge, and they took the initiative.
At this time, everyone is filled with aura of generosity!
"Spiritual Skill: Water Acceleration!"
"Spiritual Skill: Body Liberation!"
"Spiritual Skill: Wind Propulsion!"
"Spiritual Skill: Lightning Dash!"
"..."
Colorful lights flashed in the yellow mist.
No one wants to be one step behind at this time!
The people present had never seen such a huge battle before. The moment everyone used their spiritual skills at the same time, it was already proven how serious the situation was.
The originator. . . . I don’t know where I ran to!
Lei Yue looked up to the sky and roared:
"Ye Xiaoshu! You really deserve to die!!!!"
"If I catch you, I will skin you and cramp you!"
[Negative status from Lei Yue +1000]
[The negative state from Lei Yue. . . . 】
The soldiers of Feilong Camp were running, not caring about how rough the road in front of them was.
Because Liu Shao didn't pay attention, his foot got stuck on a stone.
He fell to the ground with a "plop".
The soldiers of Feilong Battalion quickly turned around and shouted: "Stop running, the company commander fell!"
"Save the company commander first!"
Liu Shao stretched out his hand and shouted:
"leave me alone!"
"I can't do it anymore, I can't hold it in any longer!"
"Leave me alone! Brothers, run!!!!"
The brothers in Feilong Camp looked back with tears in their eyes, unable to bear to give up on Liu Shao.
But they could no longer hold on any longer, so they sped up and ran forward.
Erwang looked at the two people running towards him and asked:
"Where's the company commander? Why didn't the company commander follow?"
The soldier said with a trembling voice:
"Company Commander Liu...he died!"