System: I was surrounded by six cute babies at the beginning

The sky above the mountain that is about to be built into a hilltop town.

The clouds turned into big sofas.

Jiang Feng also activated scene simulation, turning a large area in sight into a beach.

On the beach, there are groups of handsome men and beautiful women.

Jiang Feng's family of eight, like the boss on the beach, was lying leisurely. The three beauties, Sun Qiqi, were making fruit plates and pouring drinks for them.

Suddenly, with a cup of juice in his hand, he turned to Jiang Feng and said.

"Dad, I love you!"

"Huh? Little Bread, why did you suddenly confess your love to Dad!"

"I love you, Daddy!" The little guy didn't explain, but grinned and grinned.

Jiang Feng had no choice but to respond gently: "I love you too!"

Then, he heard the little one say, "Daddy, my PP wants to throw up!"

"Uh..." Jiang Feng shook his head and smiled wryly, "If you want to go to the bathroom, just say it, and you still go around in circles?"

I thought that the little guy wanted to get tired of me, but it turned out that I wanted something from myself.

When will they learn to give a candy first, then a big stick!
talent.

Carrot and stick strategies are born.

Although he was muttering in his heart, Jiang Feng was still very happy and sent the little guy to nature.

"Scratch papa, or pee?"

"Pull Baba." Little Bread replied, "Daddy, I want to go home, I can't pull it out here!"

Jiang Feng persuaded: "Get used to the new place in advance, you are the first person to poop here!"

"Preserved egg, Coke, they don't have this kind of treatment."

"Ok."

Thinking that he would be No.1, Little Bread was convinced.

Back on the big sofa again, Little Pudding crawled from the other side of the sofa to Jiang Feng's side.

She smiled and asked, "Daddy, can I ask you a question?"

"No!" Jiang Feng said deliberately.

These little guys are polite to you on the surface, maybe they will give you a stick suddenly.

But hearing Jiang Feng's answer, Little Pudding wasn't angry.

She said, "Daddy, you should say 'yes', or 'you ask'!"

"Then you can ask." Jiang Feng put on a look of "just let the horse come here".

Then, he saw a cunning flash in Little Pudding's eyes.

However, this little guy is clearly a showman.

She was able to hide her conspiracy deeply,

The expression on his face makes it impossible for you to see that there is a problem.

"Daddy, what's an egg called when a chicken lays it?"

"Eggs." Jiang Feng's answer was straightforward.

The little guy asked again: "What about the duck's eggs?"

"Duck eggs!"

Jiang Feng knew that the first few questions were just to lead people into the inertia of thinking.

Next, it is very likely that a killer move will be made.

Little Pudding asked again: "Then, what about the eggs laid by quail?"

"quail eggs!"

"Dad, repeat it again, I didn't pay attention to it just now!" Little Pudding's expression remained calm.

Even, there was a bit of sincerity in his eyes.

Jiang Feng didn't feel right.

quail eggs,
quail eggs,

quail eggs.

Haha, I see.

Jiang Feng glanced at Little Pudding with a smile, and then said to Preserved Egg, "Pertinent Egg, did you hear what I said just now? Come on, repeat it."

Preserved egg was concentrating on looking at the beautiful and handsome guy on the beach, without thinking about other things, he opened his mouth and said, "Quail eggs."

"Haha, preserved egg, you say you're an idiot?"

A question mark was written on the preserved egg: "No!"

At this time, Little Pudding said: "Peidan, didn't you just say, 'I'm an idiot'?"

"You're an idiot! Your whole family is an idiot!"

"Huh? It seems wrong... Except for me and Mommy, you are all idiots, idiots!"

"Giggle."

The little guys laughed together, and Jiang Feng raised his eyebrows at Little Pudding with a provocative look on his face.

snort!If you want to trick me, you are still young!
Seeing Xia Yu laughing silly while eating the fruit, Jiang Feng suddenly had a whim.

"Big friend, shall I teach you to read a poem?"

As he spoke, he called out to the six little milk babies, "Come, come, let's learn an ancient poem. I'll say a sentence, and you guys will read it."

The little guys immediately sat upright like students in the school and looked at Jiang Feng seriously.

Xia Yu also put down the fruit in her hand and sat cross-legged on the sofa, expressing her willingness to participate in the game.

She saw that the eyes of the little guys never left Jiang Feng's face.

When they met their eyes, their eyes were full of smiles.

Jiang Feng looked very serious, but Little Pudding seemed to think that her father, who was full of bad things, must have no good intentions.

She read the ancient poems line by line, and the more she read, the more she felt something was wrong.

dark plum blossom,
Lying on the branch and hating the bottom,
Lying like water in the distance,
Easy Toda Spring Green.
the shore is green,
The shore seems to be green,

The shore is like dark green.
With the instruction of "I'm stupid" just now, Little Pudding suddenly found a pattern at the end.

"I, yes, donkey?"

The little guy seemed to have discovered an alien, and shouted excitedly: "Mommy, I know!"

"Daddy says he's an ass! Cluck!"

"Daddy, you want to lie to us? Huh!" The little guy looked proud after he exposed Jiang Feng's plot.

Xia Yu also came to his senses, but the other six little guys were still discussing enthusiastically.

However, apart from the "big ass" at the back, they couldn't recognize the lines in the front.

Xia language prompt.

"I, no, culture."

"My IQ is very low."

"Yes, ask, who am I?"

"One, big jackass."

Oh my god, is this reminding the child, or is he being fooled?

How come there is a feeling that I have fallen into a pit?

And, little guys, why do you feel like you're holding back your laughter, and it's so uncomfortable?
Also, Jiang Feng was smirking too!
"Giggle!"

After Xia Yu finished speaking, the little ones laughed loudly, "Mum, you've been fooled!"

"We've played this game earlier than Dad!"

"Mommy, just now Daddy told us quietly, let us play with you together!"

"Hahaha." Jiang Feng also laughed loudly, "Wow, so there is a beautiful big stupid donkey here!"

"Disrespect, disrespect!"

Xia Yu's beautiful eyes were full of anger.

She finally remembered why when the eyes of the little guys met hers just now, there was something in it.

It turned out to be for me!
She said to Jiang Feng: "Young man, I think you are a good-looking talent with excellent bones. It turns out that you have already achieved great success on the road to death!"

"Lost, respect! Lost, respect!"

While dodging Xia Yu's Nine Yin White Bone Claw, Jiang Feng said, "You're not disrespectful, you're obviously trying your best!"

"Look at you, gnashing your teeth!"

"Little cuties, hurry up and save Daddy! This is all caused by you!"

The little guys immediately gathered around, but...

"Heck, Mommy, we're here to help you!"

"Preserved Egg Coke, you block that side!"

"Pudin, hold your legs!"

"Bread and milk, pull your hair out!"

"Okay, Mommy, you can do it now! Daddy tells you not to move, if you move again, I will bite you!"

"On! On high!"

Jiang Feng shouted happily: "Help!"