System: I was surrounded by six cute babies at the beginning

After all, Jiang Feng was not a god, so he still needed to excrete normally.

After leaving the princess mansion, he transformed into a young man dressed as a scholar.

This is normal, so as not to scare people.

He found a place to carry people in a woodland on the outskirts of the city, and they solved it together.

Of course, it's all back to nature.

Just as he was enjoying himself, a few little boys came suddenly. They didn't see Jiang Feng, so they pulled down their pants...

He and Jiang Feng became neighbors for a while.

Soon, someone discovered Jiang Feng and asked him for help.

"uncle?"

"Am I that old? Call me big brother!" Jiang Feng corrected.

It stands to reason that the ancients could get married at the age of fifteen or sixteen, and at Jiang Feng's age, children would be eight or nine years old.

It's normal for people to call him "Uncle".

"Hehe." The children laughed honestly.

But he changed his mind, "Brother, can you throw me those stones in front of you?"

This is what a little fat man said.

The other one, who was thinner, also said, "Brother, there are some wooden sticks on your left, please give them to me."

There is also a child with moderate fat and thin but thick lips, pointing to the leaves on Jiang Feng's head, and said:
"Hehe, big brother, give me some leaves."

Nima, you still called me up?

Forget it, anyway, it was a friendship that squatted in the pit together, Jiang Feng waved his fingers.

The things that the children needed flew over by themselves.

Jiang Feng knew that they used it to wipe their buttocks.

Stones, sticks, bamboo strips, leaves, vegetable leaves, grass...

This is a toilet cleaning tool commonly used by ordinary people.

But the hand he showed stunned these children.

"Big brother, do you know spells?"

"Brother, I heard that the national teacher can also use spells. Are you with him?"

"Brother, a short-haired monster is being caught in the city, you..."

These little kids asked one after another, Jiang Feng said coldly: "Wipe your ass and go!"

The fat boy was courageous, he handed over the stone he just got in his hand, and flattered him: "Brother, come on, you use it first."

"I don't need it." Jiang Feng refused.

no need?

This elder brother looks like a scholar, could it be that he is hypocritical and unwilling to use stones or sticks?

Shouldn't he... use his hands to buckle it?

The fat man hurriedly reminded: "Brother, there is no water to wash your hands around here."

"Pfft!" The more I said it, the more disgusting I became.

Jiang Feng opened his palm, and a white web appeared in his palm.

"Did you see, brother uses this instead of stones and sticks, let alone buckle with hands."

"Brother, what's that?" The fat boy was about to walk over with his pants in his hands.

Jiang Feng quickly lifted him away from the air, and threw a few pieces of paper over, "Try it, let you open your eyes!"

The children were surprised when they got the paper, "Is this paper? Why is it softer than rice paper?"

"Use it to wipe your butt? Is it a waste?"

While they were talking, Jiang Feng had already cleaned up.

I wanted to squat for a while, but there were too many "pit friends" and I felt uncomfortable.

Stealth, that is just deception.

Seeing that Jiang Feng was leaving, the children quickly followed suit.

"Oh my god, it's so soft!"

"It's so easy to use, much better than stones and sticks!"

They tied their belts and ran towards Jiang Feng, "Brother, what is this?"

Jiang Feng was washing his hands with mineral water.

"This is mineral water." He replied casually.

"Mineral water? Mineral and water... Oh, I don't know."

"What is this?"

Jiang Feng took out a bottle of soda and an Orleans roast chicken.

"Gudong!"

Smelling the aroma, the three children were drooling. Jiang Feng cut the chicken in half and took a few more bottles of soda.

"Here, try it, this is more than 1000 years later, you are lucky!"

"Thank you bro!"

When the three children got the things, although they felt that Jiang Feng was talking in a daze, they did not forget to thank them.

The chicken entrance, the little fat man has eaten beggar chicken, and thinks the taste is similar.

But soda is different, my tongue is numb, and my stomach is still gasping.

"What is this? Immortal water?!"

Unfortunately, Jiang Feng disappeared suddenly.

Today I just came to experience the time travel, and I don’t want to make friends with others for the time being.

But in the past half a day, a mysterious rumor has been spreading rapidly in Luoyang, the capital of the gods:

A demon has sneaked into the capital of God. This demon can spell and is extremely dangerous.

Anyone who captures this monster alive will be sent to the princess mansion, and there will be a big reward.

There are also rumors that the princess created rumors to catch this man and make him her male favourite, so that the demon will show up as soon as possible.

However, there are also three children who tell everyone that they have seen a fairy, and they also hold mysterious soda as proof.

One of the bottles of soda was finally delivered to the queen.

After taking a sip, the queen ordered: "Catch this man alive and help me live forever!"

Jiang Feng, who heard the news, was investigating the catering market in a restaurant.

"If you have a chance, open restaurants, hotels, and supermarkets in Shendu!"

"Let these ancients see the world! Haha!"

It must be fun to bring my wife and children with me in the future!

Jiang Feng tested the supernatural powers of light body, imperial object, earth escape, water escape, and vast sword code.

After confirming that they are all valid, I decided to end the journey ahead of schedule.

"Try first whether you can go back or not. If something happens, the cuties will be sad."

Jiang Feng summoned the system, "System, I want to go back to the City of Heavenly Palace!"

The system quickly responded: [Okay, please wait a moment. 】

The control panel appeared, Jiang Feng activated the teleportation function, and stood on the Tianxin Pool of the compass again.

After the same process, the feeling of sudden weightlessness came again.

Fortunately, he was prepared in advance, so he overcame the urge to urinate.

……

A little white light fell on the city of Tiangong.

Looking at the familiar environment in the dark night, Jiang Feng breathed a sigh of relief.

"Really back!"

"Next time, don't worry anymore!"

Of course, it will not be random next time, and we have to study the history of the dynasty carefully.

Lest you look like an idiot who doesn't understand anything.

The east side turned white, and Jiang Feng turned into a breeze and returned to the little cuties.

"It's better to come back, it's true, it was like a dream just now."

As soon as he lay down on the bed, Little Pudding slowly squeezed into his arms as if telepathically.

It wasn't until Jiang Feng's arm hugged the little cutie that the little cutie continued to sleep peacefully.

Recalling the experience just now, Jiang Fengxin said: "Super cool daddy...

After the teleportation function is upgraded, take these six cuties to live in those interesting dynasties for a while...

Haha, in that way, the title of cool baby daddy can be added with new content.

I believe the little cuties will love it. "

"Almost forgot the business!"

"Sign in for a lucky draw!"

"I hope this time, the function can be upgraded!"

【Ding! 】

【Sign in successfully. 】

[In the lottery...]

While waiting for the lottery, a special light flashed outside the window, and Jiang Feng immediately became vigilant.

What could be shining?
Check it out now!
……