The first point guard in basketball

Chapter 83 If hard work is useful, what do you need a genius to do?



Chapter 83 If hard work is useful, why do you need a genius?

Clapton has four major hobbies in his life: guitar, drinking, taking drugs, and playing with his sister-in-law. The last item is very common in the rock circle. It can even be said that every rock star has an NTR soul in his body.

But since his identity was revealed at Christmas last year, this guy has come to harass him basically every day. He got the Grammy invitations out of ten. After all, he has eighteen Grammy awards, and there are not many people in the history of Grammy who can surpass this number.

"Wow, you're Eric Clapton, I'm your fan, can you sign me?" Xiao Tian hasn't spoken yet, Britney is so silly and sweet, seeing this old woman like Clapton is like seeing a treasure.

Xiao Tianxia consciously pulled Britney behind him, and pouted around, "Your fans are here again, hurry up and receive them, don't neglect us, don't worry about us, we're just here for a formality.",

Clapton looked very embarrassed, in Xiao Tian's eyes, he seemed like a virus, "Heaven, you are really not mean enough, you actually hide your identity, don't worry, I understand what a friend's wife can't be bullied."

Hehe, you can’t be bullied when you return a friend’s wife. Xiao Tian really wanted to ask Patty Boyd what’s going on, but that would really make Clapton unable to step down, “This is Britney Spears, and her single will be released soon. When that day comes, you must come and join me.”

Britney heard that Xiao Tian and Clapton came to her single press conference, and her whole heart was warm. This man really took everything into consideration. Compared with being interviewed by reporters outside, having the guitar god come to the press conference is obviously more shocking.

"Single release conference? Heaven, didn't you say that you stopped writing songs?" Clapton began to despise Xiao Tian. The reason why he was so close to Xiao Tian was because he, like himself, didn't know who his father was, and Xiao Tian was worse than himself. He was an orphan and grew up in an orphanage. The author of these best-selling books "House of Cards" is the same person.

There is no shortage of geniuses in the western world, but I have never seen someone as talented as Xiao Tian, ​​so my relationship with him is completely free of the filth in the rock and roll circle, and I have a very pure relationship with him, because I cherish such a year-old friend very much.

Just as Xiao Tian was about to say something, Madonna also came over. The moment he saw Madonna, Clapton's wolf eyes lit up, "Heaven, you are also here to attend the Grammy Awards, what a coincidence. Oh, Mr. Clapton is also here."

Clapton laughed, his whole expression was friendly, but Xiao Tian felt so wretched.

"Well, I'm here with Boo Boo. The press conference for her single has already been set, and it will be on the 18th of this month. Remember to come and join us."

Madonna smiled and said that she had written it down, and Clapton pulled Xiao Tian to the corner at this time. "You have nothing to do with Sicone, do you?"

As expected, this old pervert couldn't bear it any longer. Of course Xiao Tian understood what he meant by saying, "It's nothing, it's just a cooperative relationship."

Clapton was relieved.He started to strike up a conversation with Madonna on his own initiative, but as for the male companion brought by Madonna, he was gorgeously ignored.

Xiao Tian took Britney to say hello to the people he knew at the awards ceremony. After a lap, Britney fainted, "Heaven, I never thought that you actually know so many people. When my single is released, everyone will be surprised."

Soon it was time for the Grammy Awards. This stage was the most boring stage, because the awards were basically decided before they were awarded. Clapton, that old pervert was indeed the big winner. He won three awards with "Change the World", Best Male Singer, Best Record, and Best Single.

This song was copied for Clapton when he was planning to stop plagiarizing. This song was composed in 96 in his previous life. Because of his own relationship, he copied it in 95 and got rid of the other party's harassment. However, as his identity was revealed again, he was attached to him again.In addition to composing the song, I wrote the lyrics myself.

And at this moment, Xiao Tian also became the biggest star at the awards ceremony, "Unexpectedly, Sky came to the scene, I have to go down to get an autograph, it is really a rare thing for him to be able to participate in this Grammy during the competition..." Mike Buffel said a big push again.

Xiao Tian fell asleep when he heard it, until Britney woke him up, "Heaven, wake up."

"Huh? Is the awards ceremony over? Let's go."

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

As soon as Xiao Tian finished speaking, the audience was full of laughter. This guy was so funny that he actually fell asleep during the awards ceremony. He thought the awards ceremony was over, but Mike Buffel still invited the sleepy Xiao Tian to the stage.

"I call you sky, or heaven."

Xiao Tian yawned, "Whatever."

There was another burst of laughter at the scene. Even though Mike Buffel is well-informed, he has never met such a nonsensical person. "As we all know, you are a gold medal screenwriter, lyricist, and novelist. May I ask how you integrate all of these? Ordinary people don't have enough energy in one of them. Why can you dabble in such a wide range of aspects? Is there any secret?"

Xiao Tian yawned again, "There is no secret, because I am a genius."

Mike Buffel really wanted to kick the opponent down. He had never seen such an uncooperative guest. "So do you think that if you work hard, you can become a genius?"

Xiao Tian seemed to steal all the limelight from Clapton. After the latter won the award, no one paid attention at all. Everyone was looking at Xiao Tian in the center of the stage.

"If hard work is useful, why do you need geniuses?"

Xiao Tian's golden sentence made Mike Buffel completely at a loss for what to say, Xiao Tian just yawned and stepped off the stage, and the audience burst into laughter again.

The biggest selling point of this year's Grammys is not that Clapton won three awards, but Xiao Tian's performance at the award ceremony. All his actions made people all over the United States know him, especially his last sentence, "If hard work is useful, why do you need a genius." It has become one of the most classic poisonous chicken soup.

(End of this chapter)


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