The Infinite Uchiha

Xuanmen of Heaven and Earth?

"I didn't expect the Lord God to be so retro."

After hearing Fang Xiu's slow answer, Tang Tian, ​​who was also from Central China, was stunned for a moment and said in surprise:

“I don’t prefer Western science fiction worldview, even our classical fairy tale worldview is also involved.”

"Well, I used to be so idle at the construction site that I watched those old Hong Kong movies to pass the time..."

"Fuck! Fuso Ghost King!!! This thing must be hard to kill, what should I do? Brother, save me!"

Muttering, Tang Tian is such a talkative guy.

However, he was indeed right.

Fang Xiu has also watched "Xuanmen of Heaven and Earth", and the ultimate boss Fuso Ghost King is indeed difficult to deal with.

The story line is very clear——

The opening chapter takes place during the Xiaozong period of the Ming Dynasty.

Shi Shi (played by Wang Zuxian) was dressing up in front of the bronze mirror, looking very melancholy. On the other side, the villagers were worshiping the giant paper man, and the atmosphere was strange.

It turned out that Shi Shi, whose parents were both dead, was going to marry the Ghost King Fuso in a ghost marriage. After she finished dressing up, she rode her horse and led the team towards the forest where the Ghost King was.

Not long after, the ghost appeared.

All the people in the wedding party died.

After completing the killing, the Fuso Ghost King liked Shi Shi very much and called him Ai Ji with a grin. However, taking advantage of his proud moment, Shi Shi took out a knife and wanted to kill her.

But how could mortal power harm the Ghost King? Of course it failed.

Shi Shi was transformed into a ghost girl!

By chance, the Thatched Cottage layman (played by Lin Zhengying) passed by with his apprentice Xiaogui and came to kill the ghost.

However, the Fusang Ghost King was very powerful and did not want to fight, so he escaped with Shi Shi.

After a rough fight, the unprepared layman in the thatched cottage also realized that he could not defeat the ghost king head-on, so he needed to find someone for help. It was best to rely on the luck of the court to suppress the evil spirits!

On the other side, Ma Shangfeng, a military general of the imperial court played by Dasha, suddenly received the emperor's order and was promoted to the first rank of officialdom.

But before he could be happy, he was ordered by the eunuch to get rid of the Fusang ghost within seven days to protect the people.

Dasha was extremely depressed and resorted to drinking to drown his sorrows.

At this time, his master reported that there was a real land immortal living in seclusion nearby, and his Taoism was unfathomable.

So, the two of them went to the mountains together to visit, and found only a shabby thatched hut, which could barely accommodate a dog. When they opened the door, they discovered that there was a vast world inside, with pavilions, lofts, and everything else!

During this period, Dasha was confused and saw the layman in the thatched cottage split the tea cup into two parts with his fingertips. No water leaked during the whole process. He thought it was a trick to deceive people. Just as he was about to have an attack, he was transformed into a villain on the spot. He was completely convinced.

But when he heard that he had to sacrifice his own life to deal with the Ghost King, Dasha was frightened and decided to abandon his official position and run away. Before leaving, he stole the sacred water of the layman in the thatched cottage and ran to a brothel for one last happy fling.

However, the medicine was too strong, causing him to feign death and coma.

And everything is under the calculation of the lay people in the thatched cottage.

Through good-faith deception, the layman succeeded in making Dasha believe that he was dead, and he was willing to serve as the golden armor protector and deal with the Fuso Ghost King together with the silver armor protector Xiaogui.

The war started for the second time. The controlled ghost Ji Shishi died first, and the ghost king was furious. The two forces of good and evil collided, activating the power of the stars. The gate of time and space opened, and everyone was transported to Xiangjiang in the 1980s...

Among them, a layman from a thatched cottage who was seriously injured fell into the filming location and caused a lot of trouble. He was sent to a mental hospital by the actors and met the reincarnation of the ghost Ji Shishi - Dean Wang.

Dasha and Xiaogui, the two apprentices and guardians of the law, were transported to a certain church.

The same goes for Fuso Ghost King.

However, the latter was in extremely poor condition, and encountered a strong power of faith, and was sealed by the Holy Cross on the spot.

After a series of twists and turns, the war between good and evil that has lasted for hundreds of years will begin again, with the Ghost King gaining the upper hand.

At the critical moment, Dean Wang recalled his previous life and stabbed the Fuso ghost again with a knife.

This time, the Ghost King failed to resist and died!

When the three masters and disciples completed their merits, the Mysterious Gate of Heaven and Earth opened, transporting them back to ancient times.

Ending: The police arrived late, and the reincarnations of the three masters and apprentices turned out to be police officers.

——Wang Zuxian is indeed beautiful, especially in a few close-ups, but no matter how you look at her, she looks like Nie Xiaoqian.

——Dasha’s acting skills are really good, he is so silly and hilarious.

——Lin Zhengying is suitable for playing a Taoist master.

The above is Fang Xiu's recollection of the entire plot, plus personal comments.

"That's pretty much it."

"Strictly speaking, this is a comedy movie."

God's Square.

On a ring table, Fang Xiu had exchanged a projector and was playing the original version of the film without commentary or deletions to the members of the Sand Island team, trying to give them a certain understanding of the oriental background.

"But the problem is, if the Fuso Ghost King really appears and we need to deal with it, it won't be a comedy at all, it will be a nightmare!"

As a native of Central China, Tang Tian, ​​who has a natural cultural advantage, couldn't help but sigh, "Oh, that's the Ghost King. Even the court can't do anything about it. You know... In this context, the emperor is talking about the constitution of heaven."

As he spoke, he glanced at the three foreigners next to him.

Although the expressions of Odebiao, Emil, and Heda were solemn, their confidence did not collapse like that of Tang Tian—they were already in disarray even before they entered the dungeon.

"Captain, what is luck?" The Arab girl with light blue eyes raised her hand.

"In traditional Chinese culture, luck is a complex and far-reaching concept. It involves the rise and fall and changes of individuals, families, countries and even the universe. It can be understood as an invisible inner force that affects the development of all things."

While sorting out his thoughts, Fang Xiu answered Haida's question, "To put it simply, the more prosperous a dynasty is, the less evil heretics will dare to cause trouble."

"Ming Xiaozong, the ninth emperor of the Ming Dynasty, was neither a faint emperor nor the leader of the ZTE. The court's strength was acceptable and the country's destiny was still there."

"Therefore, the Fuso Ghost King from Japan can cause chaos in this era, which shows that he is very troublesome."

"That's right."

Tang Tian nodded, "Japanese pirates were rampant in the Ming Dynasty. Even if the imperial court deployed a large number of Japanese soldiers on the southeast coast, it was still difficult to suppress them.

The most ferocious one among them turned into a ghost king, able to fight with the gods on land and alarm the heaven and earth! "

"It's over, it's over."

For a moment, the chatty boy was at a loss for words. After all, he had never seen the big world. He suddenly heard that he was going to deal with the Ghost King, and his performance was not much better than that of the first-class general Ma Shangfeng in the movie.

"Individuals, families, countries, the universe? Luck is so powerful, it can interfere with so many things." The black uncle who drove the banana dragster said, obviously missing the point.

On the side, the burly Emil analyzed: "As soon as the ghost king crossed over, he was suppressed by the cross. If someone hadn't accidentally sacrificed blood with blood, he might never have been able to come out."

Hearing this, Haida nodded slightly and agreed:

"The thing is very simple. Since Christianity is useful, why not find a way to go to the Vatican and use the power of the Holy See to exorcise demons after we come to that world."

Cultural differences have led to disagreements among the members of the Shazhou team.

Tang Tian infinitely overestimated Fusang Ghost King and was extremely afraid of him.

The other three people took it seriously and thought simply.