NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 101
Chapter 101 This Is Not Shit! You Listen To Me! (Kneeling And Begging To Subscribe!)
Plastic bags, still big red.
The kind that is necessary for the old lady in the countryside.
As soon as Su Ming took it out, the live broadcast room suddenly boiled.
[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…
[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…
——[(laughing and crying) Good guy, dare to come here prepared. 】
【This is really a good deal on the buffet!】
【 Su Ming: Bring you lunch! 】
【Professional enough, bring plastic bags when you go out to eat. 】
[I finally know why he took so many things as soon as he came in. This is because he has calculated lunch and dinner. 】
[(covers face) I know that I have done this a lot. 】
The plastic bag was shoved into the photographer’s hand.
Su Ming pushed all the untouched meals on the table towards him: “You pretend, I’ll give you a look.
The photographer hesitated: “We do this…is it really okay?”
“us?
Su Ming raised his eyebrows and put on a smiley face: “No problem! This is a dead corner, and no one is coming, so let’s pack it. 39
Seeing Su Ming so sure.
The photographer is relieved.
Begin to boldly put trays of food into plastic bags.
After the most “zero one three” plate was packed, Su Ming took the lead to stand up and go out.
The photographer hid the plastic bag like a thief and hurried to follow.
Only took two steps.
He felt something was wrong.
seemingly.
Something is running down my leg…
The first rule out is that he peeed his pants.
A bow.
The photographer wanted to cry without tears.
What a leaky plastic bag!
The oil inside ran down the clothes onto his trousers and down the trouser legs.
Every step you take leaves a shiny footprint.
The restaurant is crowded.
Some guests have noticed this sight and cast a strange look at him.
The photographer felt his scalp go numb.
However, Su Ming walked very fast, sparks and lightning all the way, and he didn’t even say wait for him.
The photographer thought for a while.
If it goes on like this, I am afraid that I will be discovered.
Long pain is worse than short pain!
He has to go quickly!
The photographer made up his mind.
He took a big step.
next second.
slap!
A muffled sound.
The plastic bag fell to the ground.
After it was shattered, a pool of yellowish things appeared on the ground.
It’s the persimmon snack that Su Ming took.
The yellow stains didn’t just appear on the ground.
It also appeared on the photographer’s trouser legs…
[Ah, this… just take it and return it to the ground. 】
[Too social death, a moment of silence for the poor photographer. 】
[Speaking of what is this, why is Huang not pulling a few?]
【Looks like a persimmon snack…】
[This color… and this shape, yep! It’s like it was pulled out… ugh…]
[My fate with persimmons is over. 】
[Help, why is there still oil in this persimmon snack! What’s the matter with pasta mixed in it! 】
The photographer’s footsteps stopped.
Not that he wanted to stop, but had to stop.
Shocked eyes were cast all around.
Also mixed with ecstasy yue sound.
The photographer’s eyes were a little distracted, and his mind was blank.
Maybe……
Life……
That’s it for now!
“My God, how could this person pull in…”
There were whispers around, and some people picked up their mobile phones and recorded a small video from a distance.
“???”
The photographer was stunned.
No, it’s clearly food that fell on the ground, okay?
Why do these people say they pulled it by themselves?
The photographer suddenly came to his senses.
no!
He can be found to be hiding food to be smuggled away, but can’t be thought of as being pulled over his pants!
After all, it’s about your face!
thought here.
The photographer shouted and squatted down suddenly.
Without further ado.
I saw him grab the persimmon dessert and pasta on the ground with one hand, and stuff it straight into his mouth.
Su Ming is the closest.
be honest.
This stall really looks like shit.
Plus it was hot and steaming.
Witness this scene.
Even Su Ming, who knew the truth, couldn’t help but yue.
Watch and eat “shit” in the cafeteria and listen to the sound of yue!
The waiter in the restaurant couldn’t stand it anymore, so he endured his disgust and stood up to stop it: “Fuck, brother, what the hell did you think happened to you? Anyway, don’t eat shit! 35
“It’s not shit, listen to me, it’s dim sum! It’s dim sum!
The photographer burst into tears, and he grabbed another handful and stuffed it into his mouth.
Huang Chengcheng’s color smeared on his face.
“vomit………”
Someone around him couldn’t hold back and vomited on the ground.
until out of the five-star hotel.
The photographer still looked lost.
“Don’t be miserable.
As comfort, Su Ming patted him on the back on tiptoe: “Look, although we were caught stealing meals, we were not fined, and you also got a new dress that the hotel paid for you, how wonderful.
The photographer’s back trembled a few times.
He had an urge to cry.
“What a shit! It’s better to be fined at the time! I’m famous for my life!!””
A cry full of grief came out.
Su Ming shook his head and sighed: “The hearts of adults are really fragile.
“Stop talking nonsense, let’s go!
The photographer just wanted to get away from this place that he would never forget for the rest of his life.
However.
Before taking a few steps, someone behind him called out to him.
“Hey, the brother in front, wait a minute.
No way?!
The photographer’s face suddenly turned pale.
He has come this far.
……
Has anyone been recognized?!
“What’s the matter, uncle? 99
Su Ming asked firstly.
The man who stopped the photographer glanced at him and hesitated for a moment.
“I…I just found a watch. 35
The man speaks out.
“Pick up a watch? 35
Su Ming stared at each other for a long time, and said without thinking: “The watch is mine, thank you uncle for picking it up, give it back to me now!
No matter what he is, the watch that comes to your door should not be given in vain.
With that said, Su Ming stretched out his hand to want it.
This time, the man was stunned.
“No, little friend, you misunderstood, don’t you think you are carrying a little genius phone children’s watch? This watch is definitely not yours. 35
The man paused for a while, then came to the photographer and said, “I mean, the owner will definitely come to him later. Good deeds are not rewarded these days. I worry that after the owner comes, he will tell me that he has lost other things. Brother, when you looked at Mian Shan, I stopped you and wanted you to give me a certificate. …”
The man finished speaking.
But Su Ming felt something was wrong.
But what exactly is wrong, he can’t say for the time being.
Hard to say.
It is the smile on this person’s face that is too fake, giving people a very hypocritical feeling.
at the same time.
It’s a good thing to hear.
The photographer nodded immediately: “No problem! You want me to testify that you only picked up this watch, right? I’ll help you with this, it’s a big help.
The man laughed when he heard it.
“Yes, yes, yes, I’m afraid that the owner will corrupt me without reason, but I’m still kind-hearted.
so praised.
The photographer’s face was full of pride.
He also deliberately glanced at Su Ming.
Seeing this, Su Ming smiled slightly.
“Hey, is this your son, brother? 55
the man asked.
As he spoke, he squatted down and tried to touch Su Ming’s head.
Su Ming immediately took a few steps back.
He took the lead and said: “Don’t talk nonsense, I don’t know him.
As soon as this word comes out.
The photographer and the audience in the live room were a little confused.
Everyone doesn’t understand why Su Ming suddenly wants to distance himself from the photographer.
Before the photographer could ask questions, he was pulled over to speak by the man who claimed to have picked up the watch.
It seems that they don’t want the content of their conversation to be heard by a third person.
pity.
Su Ming’s hearing is very good now,
Even if he grows wings to fly to the sky now, his words will be heard.
Randomly found a step to sit down.
Su Ming wanted to see what medicine this man was selling in the gourd.
after awhile.
Another young man came.
But it was obvious that the expression was not right, and he looked at him with scornful eyes.
As soon as the young man appeared, he began to look around, showing an anxious look.
At the same time, he shouted: “Please ask, who saw my watch? It fell here!
2.4 Hearing.
The photographer held his head high and responded with the principle of doing good deeds: “We found it, are you the owner?”
“Yes, it’s a silver Rolex with a…”
Young people reported the colour and style of the watch.
The man who found the watch took it out for comparison: “Yes, it’s exactly the same, let’s take it. 35
I thought things would end there.
How can you think.
As soon as the watch arrived, the man’s expression changed.
“No, it’s not my watch! It’s a fake Rolex, mine is the real one!”
The owner said, and glanced at the man’s wrist.
As it happened, the man also brought a piece to show it outside.
The owner immediately turned up the volume and pointed his finger at it: “Did you change my watch? This one is obviously mine! 99
The photographer also found out at this time.
The man who asked himself to testify had the exact same piece on his hand.
ah this…
He was stunned.
at the same time.
The barrage is also full of question marks.
[What’s the situation? The photographer was tricked?]
[I smell a liar’s breath. 】
【What? You can smell it, the guy upstairs is a police dog?】