NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 11
Chapter 11 Don’T Get Me Wrong, I Pee On The Bed! (Kneeling And Begging For A Flower Evaluation Ticket)
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this night.
Su Ming’s sleep was extremely uncomfortable.
It was the first time he had had more than a dozen ‘nightmares’ in a row when he grew up so big.
Fortunately, every time I opened my eyes, I could see Lu Xiaosu smiling and looking at me, comforting myself not to be afraid.
until midnight.
Only then did Lu Xiaosu, whose great revenge had to be avenged, let him go.
Su Ming finally didn’t have to be woken up by his brain, and went to sleep happily.
But what he didn’t know was.
It’s not going to be peaceful tonight.
Su Ming, the name has become popular on the Internet.
The reason is that someone uploaded a video.
The content of the video is exactly what Su Ming did during the day.
Everything is amazing…
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“My mother won’t let me talk to fools…”
“The place to kiss you is given to my father…”
“Guess what your surname is without talking, the supernatural powers are purely based on…”
“I’m not picking up money, it’s garbage…”
“Do you eat eggs? I’ll help you eat if you don’t…”
“Dare to check my goods? Are you tired of living…”
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Every sentence Su Ming said is a classic.
The video about him seems to have some magic power, attracting netizens to watch it once and want to watch it a second time, laughing from ear to ear.
Just under an hour.
The video quickly exploded and began to spread on major platforms.
Over a million likes and comments.
The number of comments in the comments section is dizzying.
“(Laughing and crying) I’m dying of laughter, I can’t accept this operation.”
“My dad asked me why I was kneeling to watch the video, I showed him it, and now my father and I are kneeling together.”
“The part of frightening the liar made me look stupid. I really want to learn skills from this girl and learn to pretend to be a girl and have online dating.”
“I tied up my son and beat him for half an hour. He still doesn’t admit that he knows ventriloquism. What should I do? Wait online!”
“Dear, here it is recommended to go back to the furnace and rebuild it!”
“(Covering his mouth and laughing) “The Children of Others”.”
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As the popularity of the video rises.
More and more netizens are aware of the reality show “Little Men”.
In order to see Su Ming’s performance in the future, everyone came to pay attention.
Wait until dawn.
The number of followers in the live broadcast room has increased from less than 50,000 to 300,000.
Follow along.
Lu Xiaosu’s Douyin account is also in the light of Su Ming, and it has a small increase in fans…
Eight in the morning.
Su Ming woke up first.
At this time, Lu Xiaosu was still sleeping soundly.
It’s just that this girl’s sleeping position is a bit indecent.
She put one leg on Su Ming without even covering the quilt.
If not in pajamas, I’m afraid it’s gone.
Su Ming lifted her leg gently and tiptoed to the bathroom.
Wash your face and brush your teeth.
After finishing, Su Ming came to the bed with toothpaste.
Lu Xiaosu was still not awake.
Su Ming is very playful.
Gently squeeze out a bit of toothpaste and smear it on the soles of her feet.
It is said on the Internet that people who are asleep will wet the bed when toothpaste is applied to the soles of their feet.
But have to say.
The soles of the beautiful women’s feet are a little yellowish, which is a sign of getting angry.
at the same time.
Lu Xiaosu is having a strange dream.
In the dream, she was looking for the toilet.
But no matter how you ask, no one knows where the toilet is.
Abolished the power of nine bulls and two tigers.
Just when she was at the limit.
Finally, the sign of the public toilet appeared.
Lu Xiaosu was ecstatic, and immediately ran in to solve the problem.
As the body becomes more and more relaxed.
Lu Xiaosu suddenly noticed something was wrong.
The brain was forced to turn on, and she suddenly opened her eyes.
He touched the bedding under him.
Lu Xiaosu seemed to realize something.
You actually…wet the bed?
Sit up.
Lu Xiaosu found that Su Ming was looking at him at the end of the bed.
“!!!”
The embarrassing moment was also surrounded by a little kid.
“Miss Su, it’s time to get up.”
Su Ming smirked.
He wanted to see if what was said on the Internet was true or not.
“Well… the hotel provides free breakfast, you can eat it first, and I’ll lie down for a while.”
Lu Xiaosu made a small noise like a mosquito.
“But I don’t know the way.”
Su Ming finds an excuse to get her up.
at this time.
Lu Xiaosu suddenly noticed.
Your phone is right in front of you.
I don’t know since when, the unfortunate child Su Ming turned on his Douyin and started the live broadcast!
at the moment!
As soon as the broadcast started, the live broadcast room has entered nearly 10,000 viewers.
Nearly 10,000 spectators gathered to watch their own bedwetting, what a wonderful large-scale social death scene!
If this is exposed, shouldn’t it be directly on the fire?
Lu Xiaosu didn’t want to let netizens know him in this way.
The brain works fast.
In a flash, she came up with a solution.
Take a deep breath and make yourself look normal.
Create a good mood.
Lu Xiaosu lifted the quilt and went to the ground.
He stepped forward quickly, put one hand on Su Ming’s ear, and pointed at the ‘map’ on the bed with the other.
He said confidently: “It’s not shameful for you to be a child. You still wet the bed when you are so old. Check it out for yourself, it’s all over me!”
Su Ming: “???”
Hard hammered.
What is said on the Internet is true.
Su Ming said with a half-smile, “Why don’t I remember that I urinated? Besides, the bed on my side is dry.”
Lu Xiaosu was anxious: “There are only the two of us in the room, aren’t you me?”
Su Ming could hardly hold back his laughter.
“Did you admit that it was you who urinated on the bed?”
Lu Xiaosu refused to forgive, and Qiang wanted to impose the crime on Su Ming.
Not hard, but soft.
Back to the live camera.
Lu Xiaosu winked wildly at Su Ming, and whispered in his ear: “Good brother, help my sister this time, you can mention whatever benefits you want.”
“Who do you take me for?”
Su Ming’s eyes narrowed.
next second.
He happily explained to the audience: “Don’t get me wrong, I did pee on this bed!”
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